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Bee 🐝🌻
@lonestarcelt.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Howdy, there!
I'm lonestarcelt if you wanna be fancy but I go by Bee or Brandy depending on the day; though usually the former.
Thank you kindly for checking me out and even more so if you decide to follow.
I talk about a lot of things but OCs (mine or others) and politics tend to come up a lot.
I'm lonestarcelt if you wanna be fancy but I go by Bee or Brandy depending on the day; though usually the former.
Thank you kindly for checking me out and even more so if you decide to follow.
I talk about a lot of things but OCs (mine or others) and politics tend to come up a lot.
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
jesus christ
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
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Thinking back to how people were "hysterical" for calling trump white supremacist and now he's doing nordic theory on the campaign trail
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Thinking back to how people were "hysterical" for calling trump white supremacist and now he's doing nordic theory on the campaign trail
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The usual next step when the U.S. government seizes a ship (as it sometimes does) is to sue the ship in federal court.
Q: What happens to the oil on the tanker you seized?
TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
TRUMP: Well we keep it I guess
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The usual next step when the U.S. government seizes a ship (as it sometimes does) is to sue the ship in federal court.
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anti ai, pro hag
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
anti ai, pro hag
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Oh ok so everybody loves this sexy French wolf that was handcrafted by Parisian artists and no one likes the McDonald's creepy human facsimiles made by dorks who stayed up all night writing paragraphs describing how much Christmas sucks into a computer?
Why does the internet hate America?
Why does the internet hate America?
Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
December 10, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Oh ok so everybody loves this sexy French wolf that was handcrafted by Parisian artists and no one likes the McDonald's creepy human facsimiles made by dorks who stayed up all night writing paragraphs describing how much Christmas sucks into a computer?
Why does the internet hate America?
Why does the internet hate America?
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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tired: Amelia Bedilia was silly and foolish and excessively literal
wired: Amelia Bedilia was engaging in malicious compliance and class solidarity against the oligarchs
wired: Amelia Bedilia was engaging in malicious compliance and class solidarity against the oligarchs
Amelia Bedilia was RIGHT rich folks DO want things done strangely
December 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
tired: Amelia Bedilia was silly and foolish and excessively literal
wired: Amelia Bedilia was engaging in malicious compliance and class solidarity against the oligarchs
wired: Amelia Bedilia was engaging in malicious compliance and class solidarity against the oligarchs
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“Take the mask off, b****.”
Residents in Little Rock, Arkansas were outraged when masked neo-Nazis marched through their community.
Residents in Little Rock, Arkansas were outraged when masked neo-Nazis marched through their community.
December 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
“Take the mask off, b****.”
Residents in Little Rock, Arkansas were outraged when masked neo-Nazis marched through their community.
Residents in Little Rock, Arkansas were outraged when masked neo-Nazis marched through their community.
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KOSA is back along with 17 other dangerous censorship and surveillance laws that congress is trying to ram through.
CALL UR REPRESENTATIVE TODAY AND TELL THEM
—no KOSA
—do not repeal Section 230
—no online digital ID laws
—no age verification laws
CALL NOW!!!! We are about to lose the internet
CALL UR REPRESENTATIVE TODAY AND TELL THEM
—no KOSA
—do not repeal Section 230
—no online digital ID laws
—no age verification laws
CALL NOW!!!! We are about to lose the internet
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
KOSA is back along with 17 other dangerous censorship and surveillance laws that congress is trying to ram through.
CALL UR REPRESENTATIVE TODAY AND TELL THEM
—no KOSA
—do not repeal Section 230
—no online digital ID laws
—no age verification laws
CALL NOW!!!! We are about to lose the internet
CALL UR REPRESENTATIVE TODAY AND TELL THEM
—no KOSA
—do not repeal Section 230
—no online digital ID laws
—no age verification laws
CALL NOW!!!! We are about to lose the internet
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Online Censorship bills, such as KOSA, the Screen Act, Online ID checks, and the limitation of Section 230, would only supercharge California's support for Calexit.
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Online Censorship bills, such as KOSA, the Screen Act, Online ID checks, and the limitation of Section 230, would only supercharge California's support for Calexit.
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idk when where why or how but when It Happens its gonna be so fucking funny
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
idk when where why or how but when It Happens its gonna be so fucking funny
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Here is a French Christmas ad for a supermarket. It has infinitely better look, story, and message. It actually sparks joy in you rather than leaving you depressed, unlike Coca-Cola and McDonald's AI ads.
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Here is a French Christmas ad for a supermarket. It has infinitely better look, story, and message. It actually sparks joy in you rather than leaving you depressed, unlike Coca-Cola and McDonald's AI ads.
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I remember a Cracked article that pointed out kids have been doing "memes" since before we even had the internet. People in the comments are pointing out "Kilroy was here" is a meme, which has been around since at least 1940.
Not only is it not a problem, this has been around for AGES.
Not only is it not a problem, this has been around for AGES.
Sometimes people are like "aren't you worried about the kids and their nonsensical new brainrot memes"
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
But like, the thing is, I can still spot a member of my internet generation by how they respond to "badger badger badger badger"
Playing with language and rhythm is fun, it'll be fine!
One of the things we've enjoyed the most about the six-seven phenomenon is the way it comes with a gesture, which we've also seen represented in emoji form as:
🫴 six-seven 🫳
🫴 six-seven 🫳
December 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I remember a Cracked article that pointed out kids have been doing "memes" since before we even had the internet. People in the comments are pointing out "Kilroy was here" is a meme, which has been around since at least 1940.
Not only is it not a problem, this has been around for AGES.
Not only is it not a problem, this has been around for AGES.
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Self-Reliance - Gator Days
December 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Self-Reliance - Gator Days
I had to call to schedule my appointment for a physical and I barely resisted laughing because the fucking chicken nugget anime girl was on my screen the whole time
a girl with blue hair is eating food from a fork .
Alt: A gif of an anime girl eating chicken in the most abysmal horrific way
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I had to call to schedule my appointment for a physical and I barely resisted laughing because the fucking chicken nugget anime girl was on my screen the whole time
I've been drinking nothing but water and wanted a treat that wasn't soda so I got a zero sugar gatorade
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I've been drinking nothing but water and wanted a treat that wasn't soda so I got a zero sugar gatorade
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You have been charged with causing a boo boo. Anything you say can and will get us laughed out of court
wait, can we take a moment to look at the purported injury to USBP Agent 1's leg lmao
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You have been charged with causing a boo boo. Anything you say can and will get us laughed out of court
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