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Bee 🐝🌻
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I'm Bee and I overthink (mostly) inane things | 32 | She/Her |
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ketanjoshi.co
On the same theme: WTF is the energy consumption going to look like when someone browsing Disney+ gets customised auto-generated auto-play sequences for everything they scroll past????

www.404media.co/disney-inves...
Disney Invests $1 Billion in the AI Slopification of Its Brand
With OpenAI investment, Disney will officially begin putting AI slop into its flagship streaming product.
www.404media.co
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
"If you blow on your beer during a zoom meeting, they will think it's coffee" A dude blowing on what is clearly a glass of beer during what looks like a work meeting.
October 22, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social If that's your man why's he toppling off my rooftop over and over again to show how much fall damage he can take November 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
shanley tucci @markpopham.bsky.social DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name. POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder April 10, 2024 at 11:16 PM
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Turing Police @turing_police boomers talk to each other like NPCs in stealth video games who dont know youre there 6:03 PM • 29 Jun 18
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me Nov 4, 2025 at 8:32 AM
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social Me: God, what is the point of life? God: You know how they'll make a dog toy look like a mustard bottle or something, and it's purely for the human's benefit and the dog's like buhhhh whuhhh. Well you're the dog, and I love mustard, baby. Jun 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
ceej @ceej.online telling my coworkers I need to take the afternoon off to get an ingrown toenail checked out and showing up the next day in a full-body cast Jul 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
wint @dril BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES 9:29 AM • 10/11/12
December 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online Shoutout to the young woman who demanded I take off my headphones so she could tell me that she "has a yeast infection like Rosie O'Donnell" November 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
"Milk truck crashed, looters showed up moments after" captioning a photograph of the aftermath of a milk truck crash, a rivulet of milk flowing down the street. The looters mentioned are a gaggle of stray cats having an excellent afternoon.
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
a pigeon lounging under a zoo sign that reads Sea Eagle.
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
Tim Pool tweet saying "how come there are no envy, wrath, gluttony, lust, sloth, and greed flags?" quote tweeted by @lib-crusher with an image of the US flag.
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
A cartoon dude updates a wall sign to read 0083 captioned "Days since charlie kirk said something racist." This will never get old, just like Charlie.
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
louintotheocean on tumblr: "The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self" pasted into an image of Krang from TMNT.
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
"This Pokémon battle isn't going to end well" captions a Pokemon screenshot featuring Officer Bobby: "Officer Bobby turned off his body camera!"
December 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM