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Loafy
@loafylynx.bsky.social
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Avid indoorsman. Game player, web developer, symphonic/prog/power metal listener, he/him. Kansas City.
FFXIV: Brann Klemmer@Balmung
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ens0.me
Never expected this to become literally true
WaPo: The president shat himself. White House: The president would never shit himself. Trump: I SHAT MYSELF ON PURPOSE Every. Fucking. Day.
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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astrokatie.com
Also trying to parse all the emails that read like they were written by a concussed golden retriever I think I finally get why these guys are so enthusiastic about getting chatbots to write for them
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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trungles.com
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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ionawonderbox.bsky.social
Not all heros wear capes
Weirdly, I once dated someone with a similar name. I had to double-check that it wasn't this guy. It isn't, thankfully. Anyway, the post is a screenshot that says: Chris Bakke ® @ChrisJBakke I've started joining every Google Meet 30 seconds early. When you join early, everyone's virtual note takers join early too. I spend the first few seconds screaming about how I'm on the Titanic, we've just hit an iceberg, the end is near, and I need immediate assistance. I then do the rest of the meeting normally. When the meeting ends, everyone gets an emailed transcript where the Al summary is: "Chris hit an iceberg, is trapped on a sinking ship, and general Q2 pricing updates"
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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ashponders.bsky.social
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
A screenshot of WhatsApp: Ash: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question. Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know Ash: Are jaguar soft? Sebastián Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
this is it. this is the level. this is the standard for democratic officials. anything less is intolerable.
January 24, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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atlathewriter.bsky.social
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..." More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!" A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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advosart.bsky.social
Senior Developer Riolu
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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adef.bsky.social
CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER

IT IS WORKING

CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF

CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU

THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT

AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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slendersherbet.bsky.social
One of the most popular and crowd-pleasing arias in classical opera, "Perché non c'è cibo nella mia ciotola, donna?" tells an emotional tale of a desperately malnourished waif and translates into English as "Why Is There No Food In My Bowl, Woman?"
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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dexanderson.com
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
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arcdraws.bsky.social
Gator Pokemon🐊
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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photonmarie.bsky.social
this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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arcdraws.bsky.social
Raising an Arcanine🐶
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
loafylynx.bsky.social
Moose, once again, casually asserting her dominance
Two cats lying on a green fleece blanket. The brown tabby has an arm holding down the head of the smaller blue mackerel.
January 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
loafylynx.bsky.social
Starting Octopath Traveler 0 tonight. Maybe this one will stick!
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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1hitpermadeath.bsky.social
#sushidrawsffxiv
January 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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aidanmoher.com
A screenshot of Magus a purple haired vampire guy from Chrono Trigger looking menacing with a an empty speech bubble beneath him leading into the quoted post.
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
loafylynx.bsky.social
My return to work is going about as expected. Storm keeps rubbing her face on my touch-sensitive headphones to pause or turn the volume up.
Me at my work desk with one cat climbing on me and the other standing in front of my keyboard
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
loafylynx.bsky.social
Moose!
A brown tabby cat stretched out on my lap, with an arm and claw extended toward the camera
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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lizclimo.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
Wish I could internalize this
brightwanderer I think a lot about how we as a culture have turned "forever" into the only acceptable definition of success. Like... if you open a coffee shop and run it for a while and it makes you happy but then stuff gets too expensive and stressful and you want to do something else so you close it, it's a "failed" business. If you write a book or two, then decide that you don't actually want to keep doing that, you're a "failed" writer. If you marry someone, and that marriage is good for a while, and then stops working and you get divorced, it's a "failed" marriage. The only acceptable "win condition" is "you keep doing that thing forever". A friendship that lasts for a few years but then its time is done and you move on is considered less valuable or not a "real" friendship. A hobby that you do for a while and then are done with is a "phase" - or, alternatively, a "pity" that you don't do that thing any more. A fandom is "dying" because people have had a lot of fun with it but are now moving on to other things. I just think that something can be good, and also end, and that thing was still good. And it's okay to be sad that it ended, too. But the idea that anything that ends is automatically less than this hypothetical eternal state of success... I don't think that's doing us any good at all.
October 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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byronb-art.bsky.social
"Megaman Battle Network Tribute" – I couldn't fit all the NetNavis but I tried to at least get a good variety from all 6 main MMBN games. Enjoy!
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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eliaspuu.bsky.social
“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”
January 3, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
The closest comparison for the Grok thing we can imagine right now is if cereal made a bunch of people ill and the news put a microphone in front of some cereal boxes at the grocery store and was like “well they didn’t admit guilt, not sure who else we can ask”
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM