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LongLash CoffeeCat, CoffeeCat for short
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Possibly an internet crazy cat lady. And, something about video games.
The Nancy Guthrie case entered my mind.
And, that trigged the feeling of wanting to go to a "cave rave". (Cave raves are dangerous.)
a little girl is going down an orange slide and the words byeeee are above her
ALT: a little girl is going down an orange slide and the words byeeee are above her
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February 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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🔴LIVE FROM 6:30PM GMT🔴 It's Friday the 13th aka Palentines Day so spend it with some sausages as we play Mario Kart World, followed by Repo from 8pm and PUBG from 9:30pm until Luke cries and goes to bed. Watch here: www.youtube.com/live/U8H2zS2... or on twitch.tv/platform32
February 13, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Couldn’t find the cat
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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February 10, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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Elmo thinks Based Yankee had scary bad life and needs a hug.
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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I am in full gremlin mode today. Donuts and pancakes
February 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 12:24 PM
He bleaches his arm hairs??
(Might be an ai image.)
When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:
February 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
👅🥰🥰🥰🥰
she doesnt know she has to go to the vet today #mybinky
February 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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I *love* the idea of Linux. I really, really do, but this is the average user experience of Linux and it has been like this for DECADES and I'm genuinely amazed that no one has sorted this out as a priority.
linux update: can’t get steam to start in kubuntu. had to boot in -verbose in terminal to see the error message — a recent regression in libsdl? loving this first day of linux
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 AM
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Me: (tries to copy-paste into Linux terminal)

Me: (forgets that paste in Linux terminal isn't Ctrl-V, it's Shift-Ctrl-V)

Me: (types Shift-Ctrl-V)

Me: (terminal has added garbage to my copy-paste because I hit Ctrl-V first)

Me at murder trial of Linus Torvalds: Yeah I did it.
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Day 2 Linux - Passed Day 1 test, now can download 1 program and not break? Can it internet?
Yes, I think it can.
February 1, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Linux is painful for me, but I try again.
You all should be placing bets on HOW LONG it'll take for me to destroy / chroot into this thing. Control bet is distro hop.

You understand that I one time nuked Linux because I couldn't boot into Linux because an update deleted a ".png" file, right?
Linux is 80% painless unless you decide to go the middlebrow route and get really into Arch.
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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Fascinating how the most random posts get popular. 🤔🤪
February 1, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Ummm... So after computer killed Pacman during the install, I choose a new Distro for #Linux install. I'm terrified of my Day 1 test for distro #4:
Does randomly inputting the UPGRADE command breaks the install?

Also, are there better tests to prove incompatibility??

I chose a difficult distro.
a speech bubble says i can t keep going i need a break
ALT: a speech bubble says i can t keep going i need a break
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January 31, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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I really need to build a buttplug with a decent embedded linux distro so you can tailnet to your tail to access your buttsky
Surprised the buttplug.io person hasn’t hosted a pds on one yet
AppView hosted behind your polycule's tailnet
There's no way someone's not already doing this
January 31, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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I just had a couple of blackened Mahi Mahi tacos at a local restaurant.

They were soooooooooo good.

I'm a happy old dude right now.
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Yo, I'm crying. An Arch based #Linux distro just took a look at my computer and said "do not want".
a woman is making a face and says it 's just not gonna work out
Alt: a woman is making a face and says it 's just not gonna work out
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January 30, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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Not Catherine O'Hara 😢
January 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I've decided instead of reinstalling current #Linux, after "Linux Day 1", I will install a new Linux distro because I don't think "screen blinking on and off and not being able to use the keyboard" should be a default symptom on any computer.

Why are my installs bad?
January 30, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I just tried to break up with Windows. #Linux threw me out again, just like Fred Flintstone.

Oh goodness.......my life is doomed and I'm gonna turn into Fred Flintstone. 😭 I don't want to be Fred Flintstone!
a logo for the flintstones with a cartoon character
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January 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Smooth voice: Oh, I think you know what time it is.
(Also, there is no "Little Shop of Horrors" gif for the Supper Time song.)
Dr. Goose thinks he hasn’t been fed.
January 29, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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“Dr. Goose” is the perfect name for Dr. Goose.
Dr. Goose thinks he hasn’t been fed.
January 28, 2026 at 9:33 AM
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Last week on the trail, I found one of my favorite quiet miracles.

These are Pipevine flowers — easy to miss, blooming before the leaves arrive, long before most things wake up.

They’re part of a remarkable relationship that eventually gives rise to the Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly.
January 27, 2026 at 10:41 PM