Lily Slay she/her
@lilyslay.bsky.social
Milwaukee musician, writer, licensed makeup/wig artist, joke maker, dog sitter/trainer, business major, bisexual spitfire, certified fatty, bald baddie, local loudmouth, probably out here somewhere singing a song about how much I hate Ronald Reagan
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Lily Slay she/her
@lilyslay.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Hey, hey, I'm Lily Slay
About me:
- pro singer/guitarist songwriter, solo and w/ The Royal Tinfoil
- licensed cosmetologist/wig stylist
- Charleston -> Milwaukee
- pro dog sitter/trainer
- business major
- loudmouth fat feminist and joke maker
- PCOS/hEDS/AuDHD
HMU if any of this makes sense to you
About me:
- pro singer/guitarist songwriter, solo and w/ The Royal Tinfoil
- licensed cosmetologist/wig stylist
- Charleston -> Milwaukee
- pro dog sitter/trainer
- business major
- loudmouth fat feminist and joke maker
- PCOS/hEDS/AuDHD
HMU if any of this makes sense to you
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RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
August 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC
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I don't want to repost the awful stuff in that Chat GPT suicide case. But I will say that Chat GPT should be destroyed, financially and legally. The data centers should be disassembled and recycled. Sam Altman should go to prison.
August 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I don't want to repost the awful stuff in that Chat GPT suicide case. But I will say that Chat GPT should be destroyed, financially and legally. The data centers should be disassembled and recycled. Sam Altman should go to prison.
Selling my boobs to a private equity firm so when everything goes downhill over the next few years we can all say, “yeah, well, what did you expect?”
August 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Selling my boobs to a private equity firm so when everything goes downhill over the next few years we can all say, “yeah, well, what did you expect?”
The Pee Paradox: will pissing on Trump’s grave really hold the same symbolic gravity, knowing he’s super into that kind of thing?
July 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The Pee Paradox: will pissing on Trump’s grave really hold the same symbolic gravity, knowing he’s super into that kind of thing?
South Park has done it again! They’ve called Trump gay! Such a pithy and razor sharp take. Truly the voices we needed.
July 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
South Park has done it again! They’ve called Trump gay! Such a pithy and razor sharp take. Truly the voices we needed.
What did she bring back from space with her? 😰
June 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
What did she bring back from space with her? 😰
If you want to eradicate autistic people, then how do you explain putting these guys in your parade, huh?
June 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If you want to eradicate autistic people, then how do you explain putting these guys in your parade, huh?
Making a t-shirt for my lil cutie service sub that says “I put the bottom in lobotomy”
June 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Making a t-shirt for my lil cutie service sub that says “I put the bottom in lobotomy”
I vote for this to be an expression, cuz it’s exactly what you’re doing when you have conversations with AI.
May 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I vote for this to be an expression, cuz it’s exactly what you’re doing when you have conversations with AI.
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In the wake of what Judge Dugan did (100% legal), now is a good time for everyone to know what she knows:
An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...
An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...
April 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In the wake of what Judge Dugan did (100% legal), now is a good time for everyone to know what she knows:
An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...
An immigration or administrative warrant is *not* a judicial warrant. You are not obliged to obey it. Indeed, you can let the person out the back door. docs.google.com/presentation...
I’m officially offering my services as an intervention coordinator for your friends who are willingly paying money to see Katy Perry perform live!
April 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’m officially offering my services as an intervention coordinator for your friends who are willingly paying money to see Katy Perry perform live!
I am once again reminded of a long forgotten era in which being a sellout was embarrassing. I really think people should be more embarrassed.
April 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I am once again reminded of a long forgotten era in which being a sellout was embarrassing. I really think people should be more embarrassed.
RFK: “Autism destroys families.”
ACTUALLY, tearing fathers away from their pregnant wives and their children and sending them to ☠️ camps is what destroys families, but okay, girl.
ACTUALLY, tearing fathers away from their pregnant wives and their children and sending them to ☠️ camps is what destroys families, but okay, girl.
April 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
RFK: “Autism destroys families.”
ACTUALLY, tearing fathers away from their pregnant wives and their children and sending them to ☠️ camps is what destroys families, but okay, girl.
ACTUALLY, tearing fathers away from their pregnant wives and their children and sending them to ☠️ camps is what destroys families, but okay, girl.
Weird Take of the Day: warm weather is gender affirming care
I cannot spend one more day dressed like a villainous Dr. Seuss character in head to toe black athleisure. Please let me wear a pretty sun dress with my tiddies out amen 🙏
I cannot spend one more day dressed like a villainous Dr. Seuss character in head to toe black athleisure. Please let me wear a pretty sun dress with my tiddies out amen 🙏
April 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Weird Take of the Day: warm weather is gender affirming care
I cannot spend one more day dressed like a villainous Dr. Seuss character in head to toe black athleisure. Please let me wear a pretty sun dress with my tiddies out amen 🙏
I cannot spend one more day dressed like a villainous Dr. Seuss character in head to toe black athleisure. Please let me wear a pretty sun dress with my tiddies out amen 🙏
What are your favorite examples of very obviously queer relationships throughout time that historians have painted as close friends or roommates?
April 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
What are your favorite examples of very obviously queer relationships throughout time that historians have painted as close friends or roommates?
I’m so old, I remember when being a sell-out hypocrite made you uncool. Don’t forget to buy your Green Day Keurig coffee maker.
April 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’m so old, I remember when being a sell-out hypocrite made you uncool. Don’t forget to buy your Green Day Keurig coffee maker.
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If I went to Planet Hollywood and was humiliated more than the usual experience of going to Planet Hollywood? …I dunno man I’d be in a dark place
Mayor Eric Adams booed at Planet Hollywood reopening
Mayor Eric Adams booed at Planet Hollywood reopening
Now this whole "indictment" thing is getting serious: it's starting to mess with Hizzoner's nights on the town!
pagesix.com
March 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If I went to Planet Hollywood and was humiliated more than the usual experience of going to Planet Hollywood? …I dunno man I’d be in a dark place
Luigi has blessed us again: the ONLY thing this man is guilty of killing is the cultural fixation on bulky scrunched down Hooters tube socks.
February 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Luigi has blessed us again: the ONLY thing this man is guilty of killing is the cultural fixation on bulky scrunched down Hooters tube socks.
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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
“And I took so many horse tranquilizers, I swear I must have snorted a line of coke this long.”
February 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“And I took so many horse tranquilizers, I swear I must have snorted a line of coke this long.”
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"Being kind on the internet costs zero dollars"
guess how much it costs to cyberbully people, motherfucker
guess how much it costs to cyberbully people, motherfucker
February 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Being kind on the internet costs zero dollars"
guess how much it costs to cyberbully people, motherfucker
guess how much it costs to cyberbully people, motherfucker
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True story: a few years ago, I was being interviewed by a reporter for the New York Times. I mentioned the history of eviction statutes and how they tied into Jim Crow.
The reporter asked "what's Jim Crow?"
When I explained, the reporter didn't believe me and said the US wouldn't do that.
The reporter asked "what's Jim Crow?"
When I explained, the reporter didn't believe me and said the US wouldn't do that.
February 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
True story: a few years ago, I was being interviewed by a reporter for the New York Times. I mentioned the history of eviction statutes and how they tied into Jim Crow.
The reporter asked "what's Jim Crow?"
When I explained, the reporter didn't believe me and said the US wouldn't do that.
The reporter asked "what's Jim Crow?"
When I explained, the reporter didn't believe me and said the US wouldn't do that.
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the success of the hangover movies is proof that straight people are mentally inferior
February 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
the success of the hangover movies is proof that straight people are mentally inferior
Fascism succeeds when history is revised, and that’s why I need everyone to stop pretending that anything Seth MacFarlane ever made was good.
February 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Fascism succeeds when history is revised, and that’s why I need everyone to stop pretending that anything Seth MacFarlane ever made was good.