Lily Slay she/her
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lilyslay.bsky.social
Lily Slay she/her
@lilyslay.bsky.social
Milwaukee musician, writer, licensed makeup/wig artist, joke maker, dog sitter/trainer, business major, bisexual spitfire, certified fatty, bald baddie, local loudmouth, probably out here somewhere singing a song about how much I hate Ronald Reagan
The US will do anything to be better than China except for anything of the things that work
July 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
So steamy, yet there’s a smack of ham to it!
July 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Thank you for repping!!
May 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Band Camp! I think there’s an app for it now. We gotta work on that though. 😰
May 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It’s got two tiered pricing:

Standard Fee: I’ll hold their hand and explain things gently

Discounted Rate: I utterly humiliate them for their bad taste and life choices
April 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Anywhere above sea level! Very unlikely to have a basement in a low lying coastal region. But maybe there’ll stop through on their tour 🙌
April 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM