lex
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92 years old and she never tried pesto
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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gonna get through this whole thing without ever learning what the blockchain is
February 6, 2026 at 12:33 PM
gonna get through this whole thing without ever learning what the blockchain is
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You would not believe the confidence with which I can now say “perhaps, but Norway’s got the hammer on this end.”
“What did you do this week?”
“Multiplied by one hundred my understanding of mixed doubles curling.”
“Multiplied by one hundred my understanding of mixed doubles curling.”
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
You would not believe the confidence with which I can now say “perhaps, but Norway’s got the hammer on this end.”
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Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
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breathtaking
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
breathtaking
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"so Saturday afternoon if we're at the bar the women's hockey and the men's big air will be on and then if we get up early on Sunday, Canada's a medal favourite in the snowb-"
"also it's the Super Bowl"
(scrunched-up face like I've been reminded of a chore) "ehh, yeah"
"also it's the Super Bowl"
(scrunched-up face like I've been reminded of a chore) "ehh, yeah"
February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
"so Saturday afternoon if we're at the bar the women's hockey and the men's big air will be on and then if we get up early on Sunday, Canada's a medal favourite in the snowb-"
"also it's the Super Bowl"
(scrunched-up face like I've been reminded of a chore) "ehh, yeah"
"also it's the Super Bowl"
(scrunched-up face like I've been reminded of a chore) "ehh, yeah"
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It's like the World's Fairs and James Bonds ... there are Groundhogs blessed by official channels, and then there are the rogue ones. Believe who you will but we need more snow. The stuff we have is wearing out and getting yellow. Baby wants to ski more.
Wiarton Willie predicts early spring, but Punxsutawney Phil disagrees | CBC News
It's Groundhog Day. That means the forecast calls for weather predictions from animal prognosticators, including Ontario's Wiarton Willie, Nova Scotia's Shubenacadie Sam, New Brunswick's Lucy the Lobs...
www.cbc.ca
February 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
It's like the World's Fairs and James Bonds ... there are Groundhogs blessed by official channels, and then there are the rogue ones. Believe who you will but we need more snow. The stuff we have is wearing out and getting yellow. Baby wants to ski more.
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ME: I knew Pagliacci was a stage name, but the joke didn't work unless I pretended it was his real name.
CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.
M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.
C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.
M: Hold on
CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.
M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.
C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.
M: Hold on
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
ME: I knew Pagliacci was a stage name, but the joke didn't work unless I pretended it was his real name.
CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.
M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.
C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.
M: Hold on
CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.
M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.
C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.
M: Hold on
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Okay, people, time to boycott another NIMBY Disney movie.
Also, this is anti-beaver propaganda. If there’s a character in your cartoon that wants to build things, it should be a beaver
Also, this is anti-beaver propaganda. If there’s a character in your cartoon that wants to build things, it should be a beaver
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Okay, people, time to boycott another NIMBY Disney movie.
Also, this is anti-beaver propaganda. If there’s a character in your cartoon that wants to build things, it should be a beaver
Also, this is anti-beaver propaganda. If there’s a character in your cartoon that wants to build things, it should be a beaver
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So
Jack Bush
1968
Jack Bush
1968
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 PM
So
Jack Bush
1968
Jack Bush
1968
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Staff at a Twin Cities yarn store put together a pattern for a red knit “Melt the ICE” hat inspired by the Norwegian resistance.
They thought they would attract 10 people to a weekly knit-along.
They’ve sold 70,000 copies, raising more than $250k for immigrant aid groups.
They thought they would attract 10 people to a weekly knit-along.
They’ve sold 70,000 copies, raising more than $250k for immigrant aid groups.
‘Rage knitting’ against the machine: the hobbyists putting anti-ICE messages into crafts
Makers take a stand through ‘Melt the ICE’ red knit caps and sparkly nails – all while raising funds for those affected by immigration raids
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Staff at a Twin Cities yarn store put together a pattern for a red knit “Melt the ICE” hat inspired by the Norwegian resistance.
They thought they would attract 10 people to a weekly knit-along.
They’ve sold 70,000 copies, raising more than $250k for immigrant aid groups.
They thought they would attract 10 people to a weekly knit-along.
They’ve sold 70,000 copies, raising more than $250k for immigrant aid groups.
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Somehow we are getting closer to this tweet
January 27, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Somehow we are getting closer to this tweet
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Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass
Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
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i wish we treated this tier of arts administrators more like sports coaches and fired them much more easily for anything less than a perfect season
January 22, 2026 at 4:33 AM
i wish we treated this tier of arts administrators more like sports coaches and fired them much more easily for anything less than a perfect season
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A Mother's Love: The Polar Bear Family
Jason Carter ~ Cree
n.d.
Jason Carter ~ Cree
n.d.
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 AM
A Mother's Love: The Polar Bear Family
Jason Carter ~ Cree
n.d.
Jason Carter ~ Cree
n.d.
I got my husband a subscription to the print version of @theonion.com for Christmas. The whole thing is incredible but I think I love the ads best of all
January 18, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I got my husband a subscription to the print version of @theonion.com for Christmas. The whole thing is incredible but I think I love the ads best of all
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End of the Day
Claude Picher
1990
Claude Picher
1990
January 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
End of the Day
Claude Picher
1990
Claude Picher
1990
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I should really be sleeping right now
January 9, 2026 at 11:57 AM
I should really be sleeping right now
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HORSES! IT IS HORSE BIRTHDAY! HORSE!!!!!
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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December 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die? Reader, I married him.
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die? Reader, I married him.
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