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textbook scorpio 🥀
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just here to talk shit, what else is new
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That certainly explains why they needed 1000 FBI agents working around the clock for months to remove his name from the files.
trump is in the unredacted Epstein files over a million times

per NYT he's the in redacted files 38,000 times

they redacted 96% of the times trump came up. erased 25 of every 26 times his name is in there. seems suspicious imo but I'm not like an expert, just a guy with a calculator to do division
February 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Feminists and specific women should aim, instead, not to achieve a reconciliation with men but to accumulate enough material power into our own hands so that men’s hatered no longer endangers our safety or constrains our prospects.
February 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
whole app been calling elon a pedophile and now every feature crashing
February 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
i remember reading about this creep years ago! finding his victims on dating apps not far from where my family lives!
February 16, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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I can only appreciate and respect people who are as direct as I am.
February 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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me in any conversation about anything lately:
February 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Nars Radiant Longwear and their Soft Matte, I will cry if they discontinue or change the formula in the soft matte!
What’s y’all’s fave foundations lately? I have Pat McGrath (Goated), Danessa Myricks Blurring Balm (Baby Goated), Patrick Ta, Ilia and TirTir. Ain’t nothing wrong w em I just wanna know what y’all got too 🧍🏽‍♀️
February 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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Megan Thee Stallion’s upcoming anime series is reportedly titled ‘Hotties.’

The series will be produced by The Boondocks producer Carl Jones and is set to release soon on Prime Video.
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Can we get another bald white guy in here @nytimes.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Our podcast is turning 5! Get ready to let us cackle in your ears for another season.
If you in the Patreon, you know we back! The streets will get the edited audio Tuesday 💅🏾

Buckle up for season 5, Blerds!

www.patreon.com/posts/150541...
Bottom 10s (2025) | Blerdy Massacre
Get more from Blerdy Massacre on Patreon
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February 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Another BHM Tip: Check the about page of places you go to for horror coverage. Does their team represent the world you know? Then maybe don’t give them clicks if they can’t seem to keep anyone who isn’t a white dude. Following them is why Eli Roth is always in your newsfeed!
a man is wearing a black jacket and a necklace and has the words think about it on his face .
ALT: a man is wearing a black jacket and a necklace and has the words think about it on his face .
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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These employees were perfectly happy to work for the company when its evil was being directed at sex workers. These are not decent, moral people; they just don't like being spotlighted.
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com

"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."

Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
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*taps the sign*
January 18, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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I love having chemistry where we forget other people are in the room. And it don’t even gotta be romantically. Like me and my friends will cut up like no one else is there 😭😭😭
January 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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“Dive” by Olivia Dean has reached 300 MILLION streams on Spotify.

It’s her third song to achieve this.
January 17, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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If they're showing ads "alongside" chats, it's only a matter of time before they start tweaking their algorithms to make the chat itself give responses to promote their advertisers. If they're not doing that already.
January 16, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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This the kinda energy I like for a first date tbh
who said romance and spontaneity is dead
January 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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Not to toot my own horn, but toot toot because I’m proud of myself. I caught another early case of prostate cancer and one of my black male patients. The neurologist said that it was caught so early that there is no metastasis and that they should be able to completely biopsy the area out. 🙌🏾🙌🏾
January 17, 2026 at 5:23 PM
There is no nice answer lmao, yet the list just keeps getting longer 😭
January 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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All I want to do is read all day. I have no desire to do anything else 😭
January 15, 2026 at 2:25 PM
All this hallway and people walking will still find a way to just barely miss stepping on your shoe when *YOU* are the one standing in place. And out of the way.

Incredible.
January 15, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
fucking up my sleep to watch the history of sound
a woman is covering her mouth with her hands while standing in a crowd .
ALT: a woman is covering her mouth with her hands while standing in a crowd .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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*clears throat*
Out On a Limb
open.spotify.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:58 PM