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✨La Bodega Tophie✨
@itsniamya.bsky.social
Here to ramble into the abyss about my current obsessions and be cute 🥰

Book Girlie 📚•🧚🏽• Ms. Keep Her Nails Done 💅🏽• 31
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Rob the jewelry store and tellem make me a grill 💅🏽
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Made it with 10 min til closing 😭
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Words can’t express all the ways I’d beat the ass of whoever thought they could play like this 💀

Me once it’s brought out:
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
High porosity hair be a blessing until you get trapped underneath the dryer for ions 😩
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Megan Thee Stallion made Thanksgiving dinner for her man Klay Thompson and his family 🦃🍗🧀🫘🍰
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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If I wanna run a scam on here I would do it thru a pic thread 😂

That shit was condescending as hell and yet🫠
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Fucky. Mc. Fuckerson.

Yo 💀
Idc about whether a married or single person posts The Disheveled Doll™; it only aggravates me when someone is posting it repeatedly. Now you up outta here fucky mc fuckerson 😒
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Yall at work today? #cantrelate
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Solidcore time 🙂‍↕️
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Did my father steal your phone?
November 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It’s the arms for me 😂😂 look like he reaching for the Lord
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Lucas and Mike sound like grown men with two jobs in season 5 of Stranger Things.
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Swizz Beats production is the equivalent to keys jingling around in my purse.
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Watching Degrassi, and I’m up to the abortion episode and Emma was such a bad friend 💀
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Don’t worry! If your Thanksgiving dinner conversation turns from pie to prisons, or from cranberries to crime, we’ve got you covered. 🧵
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Happy Thanksgiving y’all ☺️🥰 Grateful for the friends I made on here this year and I look forward to making more 💖
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My ministry 😭
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Literally, my girl was knees to chest 👆🏽
When people be running from the monsters in the programs they dont be running fast enough for me. Only one who did it right was
a woman sitting on the hood of a car holding a wallet
ALT: a woman sitting on the hood of a car holding a wallet
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
High as THEE
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
No 💀😭
Does anyone in this family make good decisions?
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Since i’m on my way to Zootsville, think i’ma play Sonic while watching the new Kev Hart special.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Having grits for dinner 🙂‍↕️
a man is eating cereal from a bowl with a spoon in a kitchen .
ALT: a man is eating cereal from a bowl with a spoon in a kitchen .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Orchids and Roses ☺️
Blind research

What’s your favorite flower?
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’ll never forget reading the og thread in class 😭
“brrrrdddootttt dot dot” not an insane thing to tell in another man home?
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Me when someone too close:
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM