jordy lemon
@lemonearl27.bsky.social
mmshhchhhhwapowwwww waahhhhhgwuuu
queer hamuhsexual
queer hamuhsexual
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boomer art is rich with symbolism, with several ideograms - guitar, hot rod, woman in bikini - that exist to express differing shades of badassness
June 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
boomer art is rich with symbolism, with several ideograms - guitar, hot rod, woman in bikini - that exist to express differing shades of badassness
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as i grew hungrier, my refrigerator became interesting as fuck
April 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
as i grew hungrier, my refrigerator became interesting as fuck
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calling the donkeys "ass." calling the chickens "ass." calling the pigs "ass." i hate this farm
April 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
calling the donkeys "ass." calling the chickens "ass." calling the pigs "ass." i hate this farm
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What if we all pulled out the weeds growing around our hearts
April 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What if we all pulled out the weeds growing around our hearts
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that's right ankylosaurus. as you can see, i do not have testicles. where's your secret weapon now
April 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
that's right ankylosaurus. as you can see, i do not have testicles. where's your secret weapon now
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The hardest part about eating bugs, for me personally, has been trying to implement my grand plan to force every Christian man in America to abandon their blonde wife and perfect white kids to live in a Japanese style pod apartment where I can secretly milk their blood and turn them into soy cucks
April 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The hardest part about eating bugs, for me personally, has been trying to implement my grand plan to force every Christian man in America to abandon their blonde wife and perfect white kids to live in a Japanese style pod apartment where I can secretly milk their blood and turn them into soy cucks
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accidentally posted #fucktrump in the communist group chat instead of the middle-age mom group chat 😔
March 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
accidentally posted #fucktrump in the communist group chat instead of the middle-age mom group chat 😔
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when the laser hair removal technician turns the laser up to maximum and tries to fucking kill you
March 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
when the laser hair removal technician turns the laser up to maximum and tries to fucking kill you
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my name is Grug Grugcel and i love you.
March 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
my name is Grug Grugcel and i love you.
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All my favourite things are wall mounted. My tv, the light fixtures, my possessed paintings, all the enemies I’ve had beheaded and preserved..
March 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
All my favourite things are wall mounted. My tv, the light fixtures, my possessed paintings, all the enemies I’ve had beheaded and preserved..
i fucking hate scooters !!! ride a bike dipshit !!!!
March 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i fucking hate scooters !!! ride a bike dipshit !!!!
inside of nostrils is club bacteria …. more news at 6
March 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
inside of nostrils is club bacteria …. more news at 6
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The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
March 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me
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just found a copy of Unc's manifesto... Oh UNC!! Come on Unc
March 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
just found a copy of Unc's manifesto... Oh UNC!! Come on Unc
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i saw the way the grains of rice spilled onto the counter … added their orientations and positions … sensed the way the grass bent under the will of the wind…. it will be an autistic train girl spring i feel it
March 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i saw the way the grains of rice spilled onto the counter … added their orientations and positions … sensed the way the grass bent under the will of the wind…. it will be an autistic train girl spring i feel it
going to the apothecary (jewish deli) and purchasing holistic medicine (stinky fish) so i can ritualistically heal myself (eat a stinky fish bagel on a nice day)
March 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
going to the apothecary (jewish deli) and purchasing holistic medicine (stinky fish) so i can ritualistically heal myself (eat a stinky fish bagel on a nice day)
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God in His great wisdom placed the dick and balls at thorn and bramble level and made them soft as a mollusc outside it's shell
March 14, 2025 at 6:50 AM
God in His great wisdom placed the dick and balls at thorn and bramble level and made them soft as a mollusc outside it's shell
yeahhh bitches not on the same level of bountiful as me . horn of plenty type shit . cornucopia.
March 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
yeahhh bitches not on the same level of bountiful as me . horn of plenty type shit . cornucopia.
just had the kinda sleep where u wake up with a sock missing and ur covered in green goo
March 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
just had the kinda sleep where u wake up with a sock missing and ur covered in green goo
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The Chinese internet is merciless 😭😭
February 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The Chinese internet is merciless 😭😭
they got me teaching spinach how to send a email in the lab iiiiii dont know how ethical this is i just got here
March 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
they got me teaching spinach how to send a email in the lab iiiiii dont know how ethical this is i just got here