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Natural Umbrella Forever
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · Aug 25
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 14h
Imagine, you are buzzing after the last sip of your third Kim Crawford sauvignon blanc. You just met a lovely retiree whose daughter-in-law is going to phone you about the condo in Hallandale. You walk up to my tent, I smile at you. I have Golgotha loaded up in Classic.
Cold email from marketer: "Good morning Jason, are you or Brian Bucklew the right person to speak with about influencer partnerships? We recently signed on as the exclusive influencer partner for the South Beach Wine and Food Festival, activating creators across 35 of their events."
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elena @barredspiral.bsky.social · 4h
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 2d
guys poetry can be modern too
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 3d
poetry can be modern too!
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 3d
You had ‘Elf Bar‘ written all over your face… xoxo
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 3d
i was just singing that lake’s praises last night please enjoy your stay
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 4d
today i noticed a deer egg on my porch, so i thought i’d give my parenting technique a try.
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 4d
today i found a baby deer maybe a child and i raised it to adulthood 🤘
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 4d
today i began my journey of raising a small egg to adulthood and become the egg a chicken 🤘
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 5d
do you ever find your self terrified
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 5d
the art of the digi-clapback
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 5d
“hey just stopping by to see how things are going!”

-the Helpful Customer
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 5d
”Hi! My name may be a little strange, but hopefully you'll come to love me for who i am! 🐶”
-Derangenius, Lunatickler
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Joe 9️⃣🕘 @joekeller.bsky.social · 5d
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 5d
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 6d
best part ill have a go then
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 7d
leave any for me haha?
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 7d
i just learned about newport news from looking at maps yesterday and was astonished
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keb mode: goo mode @kebbyruxpin.bsky.social · 7d
sunken on a ship
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 7d
spongebob appeared to me as a character on a television, as a young child.
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 7d
need corn bread
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 7d
napster ass bitch…
- the anti piracy warrior
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 7d
fuckin ‘ell!

-the Briton
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 7d
wait true
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 7d
tents retain heat too much so i would likely die
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Natural Umbrella Forever @whompsfortress.bsky.social · 7d
what did you guys say
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