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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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parry
February 7, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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I am told good people work for the New York Times and I wonder if those good people know they are there to cover for the bad, tools of plausible deniability and the like, and if they care? It’s pretty obvious but perhaps the money is that good.
The New York Times has finally covered the Trump video of Obama as an ape — and they are still providing cover for him. Fuck the Times.
February 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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The president constantly lying about stolen elections, after staging a coup attempt, & now threatening to federalize & steal future elections, should be the primary news story in the country 24/7 & on every front page until he is impeached & removed next week.
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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haha, suckers, they should've came over with me to this Kid Rock presser. It's just me, Erika Kirk and Tony Dokoupil
February 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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whatever it is no one wants it
Something’s happening
February 5, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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I really don’t understand why democrats are afraid to challenge the journalists who reflexively lied for Trump by proclaiming he had a new tone on minneapolis. You get asked to do interviews all the time, just start them by saying “do you still think trump is using a new tone” and make them answer
Trump on Alex Pretti and Renee Good: "He was not an angel and she was not an angel. You know, you look at some tapes."
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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i hate it here
Democratic Presidential Polling:

🔵 Harris 34%
🔵 Newsom 20%
🔵 Shapiro 10%
🔵 Buttigieg 10%
🔵 AOC 7%
🔵 Booker 6%
🔵 Moore 3%

Rasmussen / Jan 27, 2026
February 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Also fuck Jeff Bezos
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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In the name of Chuck Schumer these teams will show you that ICE does not need to be abolished it can be reformed and retrained to do its job correctly
February 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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RFK, jr. is the worst person you ever met at a party in california, patel is the worst guy you ever encountered at the gym, bondi is the worst person you ever met at church, bessent is the worst person you have ever met at a conference, all these people are the worst versions of every stereotype
they made the entire administration out of the worst person you have ever known in every situation, vance is the worst person you ever met in college
February 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."

Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Shanson900: Jeff I talked to my girl in bed last night after the movie and she said u remine her of Turtle LOL

Jeevacation: No u r Turtel
Guy in the Epstein Files desperate to see the Entourage movie with Jeffrey Epstein
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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Wait was this country invented by perverts
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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“The Bible is only talking about individuals and not the government when it says to be kind to others” is an insane argument in favor of government cruelty but also IF THATS HOW YOUR WORLDVIEW WORKS WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING SO MANY OTHER GOVERNMENT LAWS BASED ON OTHER BIBLE STUFF
February 4, 2026 at 12:51 PM
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There is no reforming ICE or Chuck Schumer, both need to be defunded for the safety of the American people.
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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I guess if you’re Josh Hawley and you’re the kind of person who flees in terror from a riot you started the courage of ordinary people must seem befuddling
February 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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If you're rich you get a tax cut, if you're not you have to work longer and harder. Populism! bsky.app/profile/atru...
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 11:12 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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To be fair, World's Economy Held Hostage by Child Sex Trafficking Ring is much less important than Plan to Save Elephants Turns Deadly.
Epstein makes Page One.
If you can find it.

@wsj.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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Top 2 priorities should be solar on every roof and bidets on every toilet.
January 31, 2026 at 6:08 PM