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Crystal Ballin
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Hobartian. Raptors and Roos. Maggie whippet

Contributing to the totally constructive discourse
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Australians are deciding USA is not a place to visit… oddly they still are going to Canada. Almost like there is something specific about the US..
#ThePoint

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January 18, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
January 17, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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They should have a drive through strip club where you pull up to the window and look at some titties for a minute then go on your way
January 17, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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finding out that the rip is 133 min long:
January 17, 2026 at 4:37 AM
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Yet again, it appears Australia's best defence against this global establishment encroachment on our liberties is the sheer ineptitude and incompetence of all the ghouls trying to ram it through
January 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Naaaaaaailed it
January 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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Steve Kerr on the murder of Renee Good:

"It's shameful that the government can come out and lie about what happened when there's video and witnesses who have all come out and disputed what the government is saying."
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Our AUKUS partner showing off the shared values Richard Marles loves to talk about
BREAKING: The United States appears to have begun bombing Venezuela. Massive airstrikes are underway. War is here.
January 3, 2026 at 7:38 AM
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Matas Buzelis detonates on Jalen Suggs.

The replays are glorious.
January 3, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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im interested in what it would feel like to put an ice cube in my hole but not interested enough to make it happen
December 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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For those who care about healthcare, tax the rich.
December 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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[aims flamethrower at hornet's nest]

Just watched Die Hard for the first time in my life and frankly I don't know what y'all have been debating all this time, this is a goddamn Christmas movie.
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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lol at Bari not knowing about the distribution process for foreign markets and not asking and no one volunteering the information.
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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If you post on here more than 20 times in one day the app should display a health bar showing how close you are to snapping
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Nebuchadnezzar, by William Blake, 1795-1805 (flipped) #NetflixPartner
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Spike Lee, who appears to be BLASTED, says that the 69-70 Knicks banner is a fake and he has the real one
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Update:
December 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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I’ve been seeing this cover over and over and I just…

In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The correct answer
Im willing to take the hit as long as the AI bubble bursts and all the tech bros are shunned forever
December 15, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Yeah I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Ahmed Al-Ahmed isn't Jewish. A hero either way
December 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM