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@laurhodie.bsky.social
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I love minding my own business
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I’ve been an attorney for 20+ years, the majority of which working with cops, as a prosecutor, public defender, and management labor attorney, and all I can tell you is your average cop at best doesn’t care about you, at worst actively despises you, and some dream about shooting you
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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This is especially true when it comes to people idolizing politicians on this site. They work for us. They're our employees. Stop fawning over them, you silly schoolgirls.
February 3, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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This is very, very good.
Here's how Epstein broke the internet
His meeting with the founder of 4chan and his quest to profit off the end of democracy
www.garbageday.email
February 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Reasons to be anti-savesies:

The storm was a week ago! You gonna keep claiming the spot for the whole winter?

I’ve watched neighbors leave their cones out while they are away for 12 hours. Someone else could have been in and out in that time.
February 2, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.

Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
@philly
February 1, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Very lucky to be able to take a vacation but perhaps even luckier to go home to my sweet kitty boys 🥹
January 27, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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Here are three steps you can take to start organizing your hospital to defend patients and staff against ICE. This is based on the experience of workers and rights groups in Minneapolis.

Share it with the healthcare workers in your life and read more at the piece linked down thread.
January 26, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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one of the reasons everybody hates late arrivals from the right or even the center is they're all weepy little idiots who want to be coddled and forgiven and make it everybody else's problem. shut up, figure out how to help fix what you broke, and stop writing thinkpieces
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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The nurses are pissed
January 25, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times,
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny

also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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I don't think any jury in Minnesota would convict if you killed an ICE agent at this point
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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A reminder that you do not have to watch the videos of ICE shooting people in the head. Don't mainline violence just because it's on social media.

Also Hell is not punishment enough for these people.
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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How To Spot An ICE Agent At A Gun Range
January 24, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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I need to convince Trump that the Miami Sound Machine is a real weapon and that possessing it will make him invincible.
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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Sorry but anyone who tries to tell you (leftistly) that Calhoun is a more authentic exemplar of the American political tradition than Frederick Douglass is a wrecker.
January 23, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Thesis: ICE is un-American and the Minneapolis protestors are real Americans.

Antithesis: Ackshually ICE is operating in a long American tradition of racist terror.

Synthesis: Minneapolis is now the epicenter of a clash between two distinct but historically grounded American political traditions.
January 23, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Genuinely shocking to me that this same crew of people have spent a decade trying to convince us that Dems are relentlessly fighting Trump and in fact couldn’t have fought harder, somehow including a period where Dems had total control of the government and their AG wouldn’t even prosecute him
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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'We're a nation of immigrants' used to be a totally uncontroversial bipartisan statement.
January 22, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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A lot of Somalis currently facing the threat of pogroms came over here in the 1990s and it was entirely uncontroversial. It was just accepted that the US act as a refuge to people fleeing from horrific wars.
January 22, 2026 at 2:15 PM