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AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 19h

Sounds fucking rad Mikey

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20h

Johnson: "We call it the Hate America Rally that will happen Saturday. Let's see who shows up for that. I bet you you'll see Hamas supporters, I bet you'll see antifa types, I bet you'll see Marxists on full display, people who don't want to stand and defend the foundational truths of this republic"

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 19h

Hamburger Antagonist

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 19h

Of all the things my eyes are subjected to this gets the graphic media tag

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 19h

Me on shark tank visibly drunk: "it's called breakfast tap dancing"

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 1d

It’s basically the tank full of satan juice in Prince of Darkness

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 1d

Worried personal submarines are too expensive to rid us of tech oligarchs? We’ll take a look at the new volonaut splatter bike!

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · Jul 27

New look at Volonaut's 'speeder bike'

• Inspired by Star Wars
• Goes up to 63 MPH
• Will cost $880K

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 1d

Fuckin guy pulling a Don Rickles roast act about exploadin’ neck Chuck

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 1d

we're about to enter a Golden Age of emotionally cheating on your spouse with jar jar binks

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 2d

Ahem it’s the Colonial Marines this is stolen valor for middle aged men

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 2d

I was pre-med this is how tallness happens

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 2d

That’s when I give up

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 4d

Ol’ Ahab was a dirty birdy

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 5d

harder and harder, and deeper and deeper

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 5d

Nobel Vibes Prize

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 6d

Give it to Obama again, he’d stroke right the fuck out

James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 6d

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 6d

Gotta have a burned out k-car with bad graffiti all over it

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 6d

This is giving Merrimac Valley vibes

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 8d

They definitely have done some depraved stuff to the coke freestyle machine

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 12d

He’s prob so spicy you need 3 glasses of milk

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 12d

I’m going to walk into the surf and you won’t be seeing me again

Kate Burns @katerqburns.bsky.social · 14d

Resistance™️

*throws whole life into the ocean*

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 12d

Like how are these guys in charge of anything

Sam @samd.bsky.social · 12d

reddit occupied government

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The challenge coins being handed out by @FBIDirectorKash. Seems someone put a lot of thought into this.

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 12d

I couldn’t remember who posted this gem, my bad

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 12d

We’re approaching this being real

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 14d

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 14d

A good rule of thumb is never vote for a ceo or a general

AttorneyBot! @attorneybot2021.bsky.social · 14d

Multiple generations of video game men have decided movies have to be video games which means there are no more movies