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Laura Stuart
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Comedy, music, theatre, film, science, politics, digital, books, art, travel and all the other stuff.

Manchester, Cádiz and a bit of London.

She/ her.
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nellscovell.bsky.social
“--it's not gasps and blood and falling about---that isn't what makes it death. It's just a man failing to reappear, that's all ---now you see him, now you don't, that the only thing that's real: here one minute and gone the next and never coming back...”

--Tom Stoppard
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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theonion.com
Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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seamas.bsky.social
Pharrell Williams confirmed as another world famous multi-millionaire who chose to live in a house that looks like it should be called the North Strabane Esat-Digifone Retail Hub & Business Park.
The just recently sold house of Pharrell Williams, which is a glass edifice in three parts that looks like a newbuild office building in an industrial estate outside Strabane.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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saxxon.bsky.social
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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theonion.com
78 Years Ago Today:
78 Years Ago Today:
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 01: A ball drawn on a whiteboard. The ball has two eyes on its "sides", the sides not facing you. A wooden teaching pointer is pointed at it, and someone is speaking from off-panel, saying "prey animals have eyes on the SIDES of their head, like this." Panel 02: The teaching point now points to another part of the whiteboard, where a ball has two eyes on its front. The off-panel speaker says "predator animals have eyes on the FRONT, like THIS." Panel 03: We zoom out and reveal the speaker to be Shen, who is holding the teaching pointer and asking the class ahead of him, "any questions?" Panel 04: It's 3 characters at tables in a classroom: A sheep with side eyes on one side, a tiger with front eyes on the other, and a shark raising his fin in the middle.
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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henrymance.ft.com
We are doing our best not to dismember any more journalists with bone saws www.ft.com/content/dc11...
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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edmorrish.bsky.social
the bbc should be forced to replay the whole day’s coverage of january 6th in full every january 6th, exactly as it was broadcast at the time, so no-one can accuse them of misleadingly editing it
November 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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beardedgenius.bsky.social
Alan Carr should legit be a spy. Not only did he win Traitors but just by taking his specs off and not smiling he transforms himself into a man with questionable views on Alan Carr
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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50501movement.bsky.social
Spotify is crashing HARD because of the boycott. Their stock dropped 11% in value over the last month. Let’s keep this going!

Tell everyone you know to boycott Spotify. There are plenty of alternatives that don’t run ICE advertisements and screw over artists.

We made it easy at boycottspotify.com.
Stock of Spotify over last month showing sharp decline, from near $700 in value to $615.
November 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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generalboles.bsky.social
BBC really burying the lede there
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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jayzedbee.bsky.social
Alan carr winning the game and then winning psychologically by forcing the others to forgive him immediately....total superiority
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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scottygb.bsky.social
FUCKING SHAKESPEARE #TheCelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
lauramostly.bsky.social
Incredible telly #celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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illumi.meme
Rudy Giuliani today
Dr Ian Malcolm saying Your voters were so preoccupied with 6-7 they never stopped to think of 9/11
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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sharonk.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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menotti.bsky.social
ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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reckless.bsky.social
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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timprice.bsky.social
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling Two young kittens in a cage taking notice A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
lauramostly.bsky.social
There’s a “comedown” mode on the water dispenser
October 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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pftompkins.bsky.social
THE BLEAKNESS
October 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
lauramostly.bsky.social
I’m STILL thinking and boring people about Balkan Erotic by Marina Abramovic at Factory International in Manchester at the weekend and suspect that’s going to be a thing for a while yet
October 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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robdelaney.bsky.social
Robert f Kennedy eats human shit
October 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM