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Luke Hanlon
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Anthony Edwards/Justin Jefferson/Royce Lewis stan
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February 11, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Seattle Seahawks fan parade today
Seattle, Washington
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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It bears repeating that Tom Homan is a fucking psycho and Greg Bovino's exile means functionally nothing when it comes to what's happening on the ground in Minnesota.
February 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.

Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.

Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.

Get them out!
February 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Not even joking
January 30, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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Me, listening to Tom Homan
a man is smiling and saying i don t want them to gain another yard .
Alt: Coach from remember the titans is smiling and saying i don t want them to gain another yard .
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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“That’s right, we’ve got your $50,000 bonus right down here “
January 24, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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My neighbor, a single mother of two in South Minneapolis, was abducted today and everything about it is heartbreaking. There is an immediate (and steep) financial need for lawyer costs.

I know there are so, so many of these right now, but please consider this dear family: gofund.me/9516b14f7
Donate to Support Single Mother of Two Obtain Freedom, organized by Holly Andersen
On January 26, Liliana Solís, a single mother of two children, went to her … Holly Andersen needs your support for Support Single Mother of Two Obtain Freedom
gofund.me
January 27, 2026 at 1:04 AM
This is like me saying I’m the most skilled and experienced hockey player in the world when I don’t know how to stop on skates
ICE said in a release that their agents rank among the world's most skilled and experienced.
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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This is a woman whose good judgment led her to leave one of the most prominent jobs in sports to start a right-wing podcast whose audience is like a dozen Vikings fans who won’t attend games in Minneapolis because they’re too scared.
January 21, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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This was literally an Always Sunny ep
January 20, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Our community is in peril. Our neighbors need our help in this time of ICE presence and subzero temperatures.

Mpls has a shortage of available shelter for residents, and our city govt has not developed adequate resources to humanely house people.

Please support MIWRC in this time of emergency.
January 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
There isn’t a single argument anyone can make for not sacking Frank
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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How you can tell the protesters aren’t paid agitators: Watch the videos. It’s the accents.

Those accents have a favorite Zorbaz.

Those accents can tell you EXACTLY where they were on 10/31/91.

Those accents have thrown a bra off the SkyGlider.

Those accents get emotional about Randy Moss.
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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Jason is a city councilperson in Minneapolis. Help this community out.
The Powderhorn Park neighborhood has been the biggest target of immigration enforcement in Minnesota. It’s home to a large immigrant community who is now struggling to pay rent. Kidnappings are on the rise because people cannot stay home. Please help us out. Link is in my bio.

gofund.me/350c67697
Donate to Support Powderhorn Families with Urgent Rent Relief, organized by Powderhorn Neighbors
We are a small group of Powderhorn neighbors, and we have cre… Powderhorn Neighbors needs your support for Support Powderhorn Families with Urgent Rent Relief
gofund.me
January 14, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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Minneapolis Food Drive for 100 local families in need! 🛒

Collecting on Saturday, January 17th, from 9:30am - 11:30am — in need of:

- Diapers & Formula
- Hygiene & Cleaning
- Food for 100 families

✉️ Email for the drop off address: [email protected]
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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I highly recommend “sound on” for this new angle
January 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Watching football
January 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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"If that's not a highlight reel goal I don't know what is"
Minnesota's Abbey Murphy beats her defender with a lacrosse move, then slides it over for Bella Fanale to score
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Pentz Homes will be doing a rolling food drive to support our struggling local businesses and help the families who are afraid to leave their homes. You can help in two ways! Shop at local immigrant-owned stores and donate the goods, or send us your funds and we will do the shopping for you.
January 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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Folks, here is another local place that works with a lot of vulnerable kids and their families that could use your help.
January 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The Packers this season:

1. Had Clay Matthews use Trump to try to clown the Bears

2. Elon wore a cheesehead while trying to buy a state election (and lost)

3. Held a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk

4. Ended their season on a five-game losing streak and blew an 18-point lead in the playoffs
January 11, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure
January 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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This is why I hate seeing “ICE is now the largest police force in the US.”

Not just wrong on the facts—it has less than 1/2 the officers of the NYPD alone.

But it DEF lacks the staff needed to police the US as a whole.

It has ~3,500 commando cosplayers. In a national of 325,000,000.

Cannot win.
January 10, 2026 at 1:19 AM