Sarah 👻🐸
@ladyhemulen.bsky.social
NHS bod, student of 🧠 and occasional toad lollipop lady. All views my own.
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"Do not take this medication within an hour of drinking tea or coffee"
Sir, that is not a time that exists in my waking life.
Sir, that is not a time that exists in my waking life.
December 12, 2024 at 8:05 AM
"Do not take this medication within an hour of drinking tea or coffee"
Sir, that is not a time that exists in my waking life.
Sir, that is not a time that exists in my waking life.
Imagine how much more awful a zombie apocalypse would be if it started while you were wearing uncomfortable shoes and a midi dress
November 25, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Imagine how much more awful a zombie apocalypse would be if it started while you were wearing uncomfortable shoes and a midi dress
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I would like to wish the British general public an extremely merry It Has Been Nearly 5 Years, Cover Your Fucking Mouths When You Cough
November 25, 2024 at 9:21 AM
I would like to wish the British general public an extremely merry It Has Been Nearly 5 Years, Cover Your Fucking Mouths When You Cough
My dog was so happy to see me return from a 10 minute outing that he accidentally chinned me in excitement
November 25, 2024 at 8:19 AM
My dog was so happy to see me return from a 10 minute outing that he accidentally chinned me in excitement
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if anyone who writes about mushrooms doesn’t have a book called “the morel of the story” what are you even doing with your life
November 23, 2024 at 9:57 PM
if anyone who writes about mushrooms doesn’t have a book called “the morel of the story” what are you even doing with your life
A rare night alone calls for a rewatch of Bram Stoker's Dracula - how I love this film. I can even forgive Keanu's accent
November 23, 2024 at 10:28 PM
A rare night alone calls for a rewatch of Bram Stoker's Dracula - how I love this film. I can even forgive Keanu's accent
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When you've clicked 'no' to "Do you want to overwrite the file GLADIATOR"?
*Stentorian trailer voice* PAUL MESCAL IS GLADIATOR (2)
November 21, 2024 at 6:55 PM
When you've clicked 'no' to "Do you want to overwrite the file GLADIATOR"?
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Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky
November 20, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky
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Woah. If this was your ideal house, then - this really would be your ideal house.
From someone back over on the Bad Place. You think the roof is a tad "de trop" and then...
BLOODY HELL
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
BLOODY HELL
www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
1201 Marble Way, Boca Raton, FL 33432 | MLS #RX-11035440 | Zillow
This 12709 square feet Single Family home has 12 bedrooms and 11 bathrooms. It is located at 1201 Marble Way, Boca Raton, FL.
www.zillow.com
November 19, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Woah. If this was your ideal house, then - this really would be your ideal house.
13 yr old son is trying to muscle in on my plans to attend an overnight ghost hunt with his big brother. Central argument against the age limit is 'Ghosts aren't real so what's the problem with me going?' Spoken like a true sceptic, I'm very proud 🤣
November 19, 2024 at 8:02 AM
13 yr old son is trying to muscle in on my plans to attend an overnight ghost hunt with his big brother. Central argument against the age limit is 'Ghosts aren't real so what's the problem with me going?' Spoken like a true sceptic, I'm very proud 🤣
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Politico's London Playbook headlines are often amusing, but this one genuinely made me laugh this morning:
November 18, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Politico's London Playbook headlines are often amusing, but this one genuinely made me laugh this morning:
What the internet was made for
November 17, 2024 at 9:50 PM
What the internet was made for