Matt Green
@mattgreencomedy.com
Comedian, satirist, writer, actor
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Any London fans of Ed Gamble might be interested in a live show he’s doing at The 99 Club in early Feb before he heads out on tour! You can get tickets here - and don’t hang around as they will go fast! fixr.co/event/ed-gam...
Ed Gamble: Live tickets on Monday 2 Feb | The 99 Club Comedy | FIXR
Buy tickets to Ed Gamble: Live on Monday 2 Feb at The 99 Club Comedy - Leicester Square | FIXR
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January 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Any London fans of Ed Gamble might be interested in a live show he’s doing at The 99 Club in early Feb before he heads out on tour! You can get tickets here - and don’t hang around as they will go fast! fixr.co/event/ed-gam...
Any London fans of Ed Gamble might be interested in a live show he’s doing at The 99 Club in early Feb before he heads out on tour! You can get tickets here - and don’t hang around as they will go fast! fixr.co/event/ed-gam...
Ed Gamble: Live tickets on Monday 2 Feb | The 99 Club Comedy | FIXR
Buy tickets to Ed Gamble: Live on Monday 2 Feb at The 99 Club Comedy - Leicester Square | FIXR
fixr.co
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Any London fans of Ed Gamble might be interested in a live show he’s doing at The 99 Club in early Feb before he heads out on tour! You can get tickets here - and don’t hang around as they will go fast! fixr.co/event/ed-gam...
Well, the tickets for the James Acaster show sold out in a few hours, but if you are a fan of Ed Gamble as well then I would highly recommend getting on the mailing list as there will be a new show announcement tomorrow...
(whispers) If you're in or near London and a fan of Off Menu, Taskmaster etc, can I recommend that you get on this mailing list as there are a couple of very exciting shows coming up very soon... : lp.constantcontactpages.com/sl/rqmMtoJ/9...
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January 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Well, the tickets for the James Acaster show sold out in a few hours, but if you are a fan of Ed Gamble as well then I would highly recommend getting on the mailing list as there will be a new show announcement tomorrow...
Just been to a screening of a film that I am in (for about 30 seconds and you can’t see my face) and it was amazing. I’m not allowed to say anything about it yet but it’s going to be in cinemas soon and I think it’s going to be a huge hit. I won’t take all the credit.
January 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Just been to a screening of a film that I am in (for about 30 seconds and you can’t see my face) and it was amazing. I’m not allowed to say anything about it yet but it’s going to be in cinemas soon and I think it’s going to be a huge hit. I won’t take all the credit.
I suppose one way for citizens to cope with the current US government is to be permanently shit-faced
The ongoing debate over the health harms of alcohol took a turn after the United States dropped its long-standing guidance to consume no more than one or two drinks per day.
It marks a pull back in messaging for the federal government. https://wapo.st/3NBgEaw
It marks a pull back in messaging for the federal government. https://wapo.st/3NBgEaw
January 10, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I suppose one way for citizens to cope with the current US government is to be permanently shit-faced
Jimmy Savile, Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris were regular guests on children’s TV shows
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Jimmy Savile, Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris were regular guests on children’s TV shows
Ooh I hadn’t realised this was online yet. Doing my best “tour guide” on C4… in Patience Season 2 Episode 4
January 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Ooh I hadn’t realised this was online yet. Doing my best “tour guide” on C4… in Patience Season 2 Episode 4
(whispers) If you're in or near London and a fan of Off Menu, Taskmaster etc, can I recommend that you get on this mailing list as there are a couple of very exciting shows coming up very soon... : lp.constantcontactpages.com/sl/rqmMtoJ/9...
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January 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
(whispers) If you're in or near London and a fan of Off Menu, Taskmaster etc, can I recommend that you get on this mailing list as there are a couple of very exciting shows coming up very soon... : lp.constantcontactpages.com/sl/rqmMtoJ/9...
The government continuing to post on X feels a bit like seeing public information adverts on rotten . com
X really is the everything app! Assuming that all you want to see is AI-generated child abuse images, videos of people being shot and the continued rise of fascism around the world. That's everything, right?
January 8, 2026 at 11:05 AM
The government continuing to post on X feels a bit like seeing public information adverts on rotten . com
X really is the everything app! Assuming that all you want to see is AI-generated child abuse images, videos of people being shot and the continued rise of fascism around the world. That's everything, right?
January 8, 2026 at 11:00 AM
X really is the everything app! Assuming that all you want to see is AI-generated child abuse images, videos of people being shot and the continued rise of fascism around the world. That's everything, right?
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[starmer at home, curtains drawn, riverdancing expressionlessly as the phone rings off the hook]
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
[starmer at home, curtains drawn, riverdancing expressionlessly as the phone rings off the hook]
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i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry
merry christmas xx
merry christmas xx
A real Good Samaritan
One act of kindness that befell Leeds writer Bernard Hare in 1982 changed him profoundly. Here he tells his story.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
i post this story every christmas, and will keep doing so until it stops making me cry
merry christmas xx
merry christmas xx
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This is the 15th year of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas, which is preposterous. Rules: if you find yourself dealing with unusual / claustrophobic / gaudy sleeping arrangements this Christmas Eve, share a picture with the world. Use the hashtag (with capitalisation) and cc me if you can be bothered.
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This is the 15th year of #DuvetKnowItsChristmas, which is preposterous. Rules: if you find yourself dealing with unusual / claustrophobic / gaudy sleeping arrangements this Christmas Eve, share a picture with the world. Use the hashtag (with capitalisation) and cc me if you can be bothered.
Using X to try and put forward a left or even centre point of view in politics is like trying to influence the country via the letters page of the Daily Mail.
December 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Using X to try and put forward a left or even centre point of view in politics is like trying to influence the country via the letters page of the Daily Mail.
Facebook memories reminded me that this happened 5 years ago today. The last piece of advice remains sensible
December 20, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Facebook memories reminded me that this happened 5 years ago today. The last piece of advice remains sensible
Well excuse me for trying something new for Christmas dinner
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Well excuse me for trying something new for Christmas dinner
After the latest Epstein release I wonder if any work of art has ever been so traduced, distorted and misunderstood as Nabokov’s Lolita? “Born In the USA” might come close, but not in such a horrific way…
December 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
After the latest Epstein release I wonder if any work of art has ever been so traduced, distorted and misunderstood as Nabokov’s Lolita? “Born In the USA” might come close, but not in such a horrific way…
Australia are just a better team. But also England have royally screwed this up and it’s wildly disappointing but not that surprising. A combination of emotions I’ve been getting very used to in recent years. #Ashes
December 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Australia are just a better team. But also England have royally screwed this up and it’s wildly disappointing but not that surprising. A combination of emotions I’ve been getting very used to in recent years. #Ashes
After Snicko has admitted there was an operator error for the Carey edge, presumably that means England should get one extra life in their innings? #ashes
December 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
After Snicko has admitted there was an operator error for the Carey edge, presumably that means England should get one extra life in their innings? #ashes
Found myself watching a few minutes of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (against my will) and it made me profoundly miss TV Burp. Harry would have done hilarious things with it
December 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Found myself watching a few minutes of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (against my will) and it made me profoundly miss TV Burp. Harry would have done hilarious things with it
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Trump sues the BBC is the stupidest story ever
Of course, cover it but please, please point out - early - how stupid it is.
And don’t put it at the top of the news. Because it’s really, really stupid.
Of course, cover it but please, please point out - early - how stupid it is.
And don’t put it at the top of the news. Because it’s really, really stupid.
December 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Trump sues the BBC is the stupidest story ever
Of course, cover it but please, please point out - early - how stupid it is.
And don’t put it at the top of the news. Because it’s really, really stupid.
Of course, cover it but please, please point out - early - how stupid it is.
And don’t put it at the top of the news. Because it’s really, really stupid.
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Trump sues Everybody!
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Trump sues Everybody!
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Nobody in The Moral Maze gets eaten by the Moral Minotaur, which is a fundamental flaw in the programme.
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Nobody in The Moral Maze gets eaten by the Moral Minotaur, which is a fundamental flaw in the programme.