Matt Green
@mattgreencomedy.com
Comedian, satirist, writer, actor
SEE ME LIVE ON TOUR THIS AUTUMN! https://www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-tickets-adp1421297
SEE ME LIVE ON TOUR THIS AUTUMN! https://www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-tickets-adp1421297
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The former Tory MP The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey has a few things to say about the Chancellor before the Budget!
A little clip of my support act from my live show this year. There are still 4 chances left this week to see it live…
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A little clip of my support act from my live show this year. There are still 4 chances left this week to see it live…
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
Just to confirm my show tonight at the Wardrobe in Leeds is at 7.30pm. Some tickets have it listed as 8pm but please do arrive by 7.30 if you can!
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Just to confirm my show tonight at the Wardrobe in Leeds is at 7.30pm. Some tickets have it listed as 8pm but please do arrive by 7.30 if you can!
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Do go and see this if you can.
Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey is one of the all-time greats.
A worthy companion to Sir Les Patterson.
Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey is one of the all-time greats.
A worthy companion to Sir Les Patterson.
Heading to Leeds today for the last weekend of my tour. I’m at the Wardrobe tonight, Hot Water in Liverpool tomorrow, G Live Guildford on Sat and Forge in Brighton on Sunday. Your last chance to see me (and the Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey) live for a while! www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
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media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Do go and see this if you can.
Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey is one of the all-time greats.
A worthy companion to Sir Les Patterson.
Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey is one of the all-time greats.
A worthy companion to Sir Les Patterson.
Stability, Investment, Reform? For someone so upset about mansplaining it’s odd that Rachel Reeves focused her Budget on SIR.
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Stability, Investment, Reform? For someone so upset about mansplaining it’s odd that Rachel Reeves focused her Budget on SIR.
Heading to Leeds today for the last weekend of my tour. I’m at the Wardrobe tonight, Hot Water in Liverpool tomorrow, G Live Guildford on Sat and Forge in Brighton on Sunday. Your last chance to see me (and the Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey) live for a while! www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
a purple background with the words the final countdown below it
ALT: a purple background with the words the final countdown below it
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Heading to Leeds today for the last weekend of my tour. I’m at the Wardrobe tonight, Hot Water in Liverpool tomorrow, G Live Guildford on Sat and Forge in Brighton on Sunday. Your last chance to see me (and the Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey) live for a while! www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
It took me about 5 goes to work out what this headline means
Flutter warns over earnings hit from Budget gambling tax blow
Flutter warns over earnings hit from Budget gambling tax blow
Flutter warns over earnings hit from Budget gambling tax blow
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 AM
It took me about 5 goes to work out what this headline means
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The former Tory MP The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey has a few things to say about the Chancellor before the Budget!
A little clip of my support act from my live show this year. There are still 4 chances left this week to see it live…
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
A little clip of my support act from my live show this year. There are still 4 chances left this week to see it live…
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The former Tory MP The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey has a few things to say about the Chancellor before the Budget!
A little clip of my support act from my live show this year. There are still 4 chances left this week to see it live…
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
A little clip of my support act from my live show this year. There are still 4 chances left this week to see it live…
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
The former Tory MP The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey has a few things to say about the Chancellor before the Budget!
A little clip of my support act from my live show this year. There are still 4 chances left this week to see it live…
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
A little clip of my support act from my live show this year. There are still 4 chances left this week to see it live…
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The former Tory MP The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey has a few things to say about the Chancellor before the Budget!
A little clip of my support act from my live show this year. There are still 4 chances left this week to see it live…
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
A little clip of my support act from my live show this year. There are still 4 chances left this week to see it live…
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
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Highly recommend.. great show in Southend
Morning! It’s my last week of shows on tour this week:
Thursday: Leeds Wardrobe
Friday: Liverpool Hot Water
Saturday: Guildford G Live
Sunday: Brighton Forge @forgecomedyclub.bsky.social
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
Thursday: Leeds Wardrobe
Friday: Liverpool Hot Water
Saturday: Guildford G Live
Sunday: Brighton Forge @forgecomedyclub.bsky.social
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Highly recommend.. great show in Southend
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If you're in Leeds, Liverpool, Guildford or Brighton, do go if you can. I haven't laughed so much in a long time.
Morning! It’s my last week of shows on tour this week:
Thursday: Leeds Wardrobe
Friday: Liverpool Hot Water
Saturday: Guildford G Live
Sunday: Brighton Forge @forgecomedyclub.bsky.social
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
Thursday: Leeds Wardrobe
Friday: Liverpool Hot Water
Saturday: Guildford G Live
Sunday: Brighton Forge @forgecomedyclub.bsky.social
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
If you're in Leeds, Liverpool, Guildford or Brighton, do go if you can. I haven't laughed so much in a long time.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Morning! It’s my last week of shows on tour this week:
Thursday: Leeds Wardrobe
Friday: Liverpool Hot Water
Saturday: Guildford G Live
Sunday: Brighton Forge @forgecomedyclub.bsky.social
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
Thursday: Leeds Wardrobe
Friday: Liverpool Hot Water
Saturday: Guildford G Live
Sunday: Brighton Forge @forgecomedyclub.bsky.social
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Morning! It’s my last week of shows on tour this week:
Thursday: Leeds Wardrobe
Friday: Liverpool Hot Water
Saturday: Guildford G Live
Sunday: Brighton Forge @forgecomedyclub.bsky.social
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
Thursday: Leeds Wardrobe
Friday: Liverpool Hot Water
Saturday: Guildford G Live
Sunday: Brighton Forge @forgecomedyclub.bsky.social
www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
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Saw that @mattgreencomedy.com at Tototototn last night and loved it. You’re on Bluesky, you’d love it too - find him in Liverpool if you’re northern or Brighton if you’re that way.
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Saw that @mattgreencomedy.com at Tototototn last night and loved it. You’re on Bluesky, you’d love it too - find him in Liverpool if you’re northern or Brighton if you’re that way.
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Had lots of much needed laughs, thank you!
Can't help with Liverpool but I will tell my Leeds friends and family to come along.
Can't help with Liverpool but I will tell my Leeds friends and family to come along.
A really enjoyable show at the Attic in Southampton (or Totton) tonight. Thank you to everyone there! Can’t believe I only have 4 shows left now - next week I’m in Liverpool, Leeds, Guildford and Brighton…
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Had lots of much needed laughs, thank you!
Can't help with Liverpool but I will tell my Leeds friends and family to come along.
Can't help with Liverpool but I will tell my Leeds friends and family to come along.
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Got jaw ache from laughing so much. Loved the show.
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Got jaw ache from laughing so much. Loved the show.
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Really funny show … catch him while you can!
A really enjoyable show at the Attic in Southampton (or Totton) tonight. Thank you to everyone there! Can’t believe I only have 4 shows left now - next week I’m in Liverpool, Leeds, Guildford and Brighton…
November 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Really funny show … catch him while you can!
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Had a great evening watching @mattgreencomedy.com live. Worth doing if you get the chance – the live show has content that you won’t see online. And if you have concerns about that, they are definitely not legitimate.
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Had a great evening watching @mattgreencomedy.com live. Worth doing if you get the chance – the live show has content that you won’t see online. And if you have concerns about that, they are definitely not legitimate.
Best backstage toilet I’ve seen for a while…
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Best backstage toilet I’ve seen for a while…
A really enjoyable show at the Attic in Southampton (or Totton) tonight. Thank you to everyone there! Can’t believe I only have 4 shows left now - next week I’m in Liverpool, Leeds, Guildford and Brighton…
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A really enjoyable show at the Attic in Southampton (or Totton) tonight. Thank you to everyone there! Can’t believe I only have 4 shows left now - next week I’m in Liverpool, Leeds, Guildford and Brighton…
My decision not to invest in a TNT Sports subscription is very much paying off right now
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
My decision not to invest in a TNT Sports subscription is very much paying off right now
I’m heading to Southampton tonight for my tour show - 8pm start at the Attic. Come along for some satirical laughs (and guaranteed no mention of the Ashes) theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/mat...
Matt Green Stand up Comedy Tour- Saturday 22nd November
Matt Green stand up comedy tour in Southampton Saturday 22nd November online comedy star Matt returns with brand new jokes about the state of politics
theatticsouthampton.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I’m heading to Southampton tonight for my tour show - 8pm start at the Attic. Come along for some satirical laughs (and guaranteed no mention of the Ashes) theatticsouthampton.co.uk/products/mat...
I still love Ben Stokes and this team but dear God they need to work out how to bat better for the rest of the series. Unlike teams from the past I don’t think this means they are completely doomed. I believe they can fight back but they will need to do it the (very) hard way now. #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I still love Ben Stokes and this team but dear God they need to work out how to bat better for the rest of the series. Unlike teams from the past I don’t think this means they are completely doomed. I believe they can fight back but they will need to do it the (very) hard way now. #Ashes
As usual before I checked my phone this morning I ran through a number of possible scenarios in my head. I try to imagine the worst so the reality isn’t so bad. None of them were as bad as this. #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 AM
As usual before I checked my phone this morning I ran through a number of possible scenarios in my head. I try to imagine the worst so the reality isn’t so bad. None of them were as bad as this. #Ashes
Having fun with a woman from Norway at The 99 Club…
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Having fun with a woman from Norway at The 99 Club…