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Matt Green
@mattgreencomedy.com
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Comedian, satirist, writer, actor
SEE ME LIVE ON TOUR THIS AUTUMN! https://www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-tickets-adp1421297
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The former Tory MP The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey has a few things to say about the Chancellor before the Budget!

A little clip of my support act from my live show this year. There are still 4 chances left this week to see it live…

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November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Morning! It’s my last week of shows on tour this week:

Thursday: Leeds Wardrobe
Friday: Liverpool Hot Water
Saturday: Guildford G Live
Sunday: Brighton Forge @forgecomedyclub.bsky.social

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November 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Best backstage toilet I’ve seen for a while…
November 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Having fun with a woman from Norway at The 99 Club…
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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I’m just a boy on a train reminding you that you only have 5 more chances to see my tour show! Southampton this Saturday then Leeds, Liverpool, Guildford and Brighton next week. Book early, book often! www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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If you're looking for something fun to do with friends or colleagues this Christmas then the comedy club I run has a Black Friday sale today! 10% off all Xmas meal packages with the promo code BLACKFRIDAY10 - get a 2 course meal & comedy show starting from £60!
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November 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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A fairly chilling sentence to read in a government statement.
We will also deny support to those who deliberately made themselves destitute.
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Thank you Cambridge! A lovely show at @cambridgejunction.bsky.social - thank you very much to everyone there! Just 5 shows left now - next one is Southampton on Saturday…
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Had a fun gig last night and enjoyed watching the excellent Paul Tonkinson performing under a photo of a much younger version of himself (and so to be fair did I!)

My tour show hits Cambridge tomorrow at @cambridgejunction.bsky.social. 7.30pm start. Still tickets available. See you there!
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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What exactly is the Chancellor going to do?
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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“Expected” “had” “widely expected” “would have”

I long for a time where the top new headline wasn’t entirely made up of things might possibly have happened in some imagined future but now possibly aren’t going to have not happened in this future
Reeves expected to drop plans for income tax rate rise The chancellor had been widely expected to increase income tax rates, which would have broken a manifesto promise.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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These people enjoyed my show and you still have 6 chances left to see it! Next show is Cambridge on Sunday at the @cambridgejunction.bsky.social - 8pm start. www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t... Hope to see you there!
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Starman
November 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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See me live on tour! Just six dates left… www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Trump sues Everybody!
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I’d love to see the scale on this graph
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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When I’m cleaning windows
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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DRIVING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
November 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Just joining in really
JUMPERS FOR GOALPOSTS
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Thanks to everyone who has come to my show so far on tour - the shows have been great fun - and if you don't believe me here's a selection of nice things people have said on here about it...

Still have shows in Taunton, Southend, Cambridge and more!

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Loved the show last night - I laughed more than I have in a long time. You are very, very funny. Great show in MK - very funny, highly recommended. Thanks Matt. That was great, thanks very much. My wife had a real giggle, which she needed. Great show. And lovely to see Sir GEOFFREY. A couple of Chardonnays, Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey and the most I've laughed in awhile! Thanks so much, a fab night! 🤩 Brilliant show Matt!! Face is aching from laughing so much 😁 Brilliant shows, thanks. Loved it! Thank you! Thought you were great tonight - thanks for all the laughs! It was a huge pleasure to see @mattgreencomedy.com in York last night, ably supported international podcast star the Triple-G Unit. Only Matt could discuss overheating fridges and the rhetoric of immigration in the same sentence. Just heading back home , thanks for a great evening. My friend just said it's like being with your wittiest friend for an evening, he came on my recommendation after seeing you in Leeds at the wardrobe last year. Thanks for a great evening, regards to sir Geoffrey Had a fabulous night with Matt and the Triple-G unit in Newcastle. Thanks to them both for a really entertaining evening. Had a great evening seeing Matt perform. You should definitely go and see his tour if it is coming to a place near you. (Or even a bit further away, it is very good and worth travelling to) I was there in Edinburgh Great show 👏👏 if you can get along to Newcastle. It was very slick, great content and lots of laughs. Thanks Matt Great show tonight, really cheered us up on a wet Sunday night. Thanks Matt! Great show tonight with @mattgreencomedy.com Thank you for the laughs - they are much needed!! Have a great tour.
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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London Eye plus ☀️
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Milton Keynes sold out tonight!

Still tickets left for everywhere else though…

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November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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My show in Milton Keynes tonight is totally sold out! First sell out of the tour - thanks to everyone who has booked. Still tickets left for Taunton and Southend-on-Sea this weekend and beyond - but don't wait too long! www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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I had a great show at The Stand in Newcastle last week - one of my favourite moments happened right at the start of the second half. (I later discovered it was a security guard shhing an audience member…)

Just 9 more shows left on my tour!

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November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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A glimpse of the two halves of my show! I’m exactly half way through the tour now. 3 more shows this weekend: Fri: @stablesmk.bsky.social (nearly sold out) Sat: TMAC Taunton Sunday: Palace Theatre Southend. Get your tickets here: www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...
The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey, Matt Green’s right wing support act Matt Green onstage at the Leicester Square Theatre in his show Legitimate Concerns
November 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM