kjotto
@kjotto.bsky.social
Mostly soccer or politics with some other Atlanta sports stuff (he/him)
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the winter olympics are magical
Sweden curling set up a sting operation to catch Canada cheating i’m fucking losing it
February 16, 2026 at 4:08 AM
the winter olympics are magical
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BABABABABABASKETBALL
February 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
BABABABABABASKETBALL
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There is a lot of fun football out there for people to consume these days. I very much believe that between the heightened use of set pieces + advances in out of possession play, you can't really say that watching PL football in 2026 = fun
Premier League Open Play xG Season 25/26 Compared to 24/25
Only Manchester United have produced more open play expected goals this season than last. The PL is down 23% this season compared to last season.
Only Manchester United have produced more open play expected goals this season than last. The PL is down 23% this season compared to last season.
February 15, 2026 at 1:19 AM
There is a lot of fun football out there for people to consume these days. I very much believe that between the heightened use of set pieces + advances in out of possession play, you can't really say that watching PL football in 2026 = fun
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Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
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Self-Portrait (rotated), potential sketch for The Creation of Adam, by Michelangelo, late 15th//early 16th c
February 14, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Self-Portrait (rotated), potential sketch for The Creation of Adam, by Michelangelo, late 15th//early 16th c
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What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.
February 14, 2026 at 9:06 PM
What a great photo of Brazilian alpine skier Lucas Pinheiro Braathen, the first South American to ever win a medal at the Winter Olympic Games.
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turns out the discord situation is worse! the company that will be doing the age verifications with IDs is Persona, a peter thiel aligned company
we're going to try to wind down the Kill The Computer discord and try to get a subreddit for the podcasts community up and running
we're going to try to wind down the Kill The Computer discord and try to get a subreddit for the podcasts community up and running
February 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
turns out the discord situation is worse! the company that will be doing the age verifications with IDs is Persona, a peter thiel aligned company
we're going to try to wind down the Kill The Computer discord and try to get a subreddit for the podcasts community up and running
we're going to try to wind down the Kill The Computer discord and try to get a subreddit for the podcasts community up and running
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if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
if you buy this someone should take the rest of your money and give it away
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I need folks to understand this. The idea that local police forces will intervene at scale against ICE is a utopian fantasy totally disconnected from how policing has always worked
Police departments across the US are quietly leveraging school district security cameras to assist Donald Trump’s mass immigration enforcement campaign, an investigation by @the74.bsky.social reveals.
February 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I need folks to understand this. The idea that local police forces will intervene at scale against ICE is a utopian fantasy totally disconnected from how policing has always worked
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Expose these guys to a little daylight and they scurry away every time. It’s glorious.
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Expose these guys to a little daylight and they scurry away every time. It’s glorious.
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Hourly Comics Day 2026 2/2
February 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Hourly Comics Day 2026 2/2
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"Cizeron made several mistakes, including a glaring one during his twizzle sequence, while Chock and Bates were nearly perfect. Yet the French judge favored the French skaters by nearly eight points..., while five of the nine judges favored the American team." -- apnews.com/article/mila...
French duo Beaudry and Cizeron beat US stars Chock and Bates in controversial Olympic ice dance
The new French ice dance team of Laurence Fournier Beaudry and Guillaume Cizeron has claimed Olympic gold at the Milan Cortina games.
apnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
"Cizeron made several mistakes, including a glaring one during his twizzle sequence, while Chock and Bates were nearly perfect. Yet the French judge favored the French skaters by nearly eight points..., while five of the nine judges favored the American team." -- apnews.com/article/mila...
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“…this is something to keep in mind if you’re using a Google camera. Even if you aren’t paying for storage, every event recorded by the camera is going to Google’s servers, and it’s probably recoverable long past the deletion timeline stipulated in the company’s policy.”
Google recovers "deleted" Nest video in high-profile abduction case
Users only get three hours of free Nest video storage, but Google can retrieve videos much later.
arstechnica.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
“…this is something to keep in mind if you’re using a Google camera. Even if you aren’t paying for storage, every event recorded by the camera is going to Google’s servers, and it’s probably recoverable long past the deletion timeline stipulated in the company’s policy.”
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Thomas Frank sacked
we talk about how many things had to go wrong to get to this point, what we've learned about Thomas Frank, and what Spurs need to do to get out of this hole now www.patreon.com/posts/frank-...
Thomas Frank sacked
we talk about how many things had to go wrong to get to this point, what we've learned about Thomas Frank, and what Spurs need to do to get out of this hole now www.patreon.com/posts/frank-...
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February 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
new subscriber @doublepivotpodcast.bsky.social !
Thomas Frank sacked
we talk about how many things had to go wrong to get to this point, what we've learned about Thomas Frank, and what Spurs need to do to get out of this hole now www.patreon.com/posts/frank-...
Thomas Frank sacked
we talk about how many things had to go wrong to get to this point, what we've learned about Thomas Frank, and what Spurs need to do to get out of this hole now www.patreon.com/posts/frank-...
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THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
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and here is the second clip
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 PM
and here is the second clip
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Worth watching this in full. The statement is more powerful than this quote alone. Here is is from USA Today, with alt text.
Also! Rich Ruohonen is a personal injury lawyer and the oldest athlete to ever represent the United States in a Winter Games at 54 years old.
Also! Rich Ruohonen is a personal injury lawyer and the oldest athlete to ever represent the United States in a Winter Games at 54 years old.
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Worth watching this in full. The statement is more powerful than this quote alone. Here is is from USA Today, with alt text.
Also! Rich Ruohonen is a personal injury lawyer and the oldest athlete to ever represent the United States in a Winter Games at 54 years old.
Also! Rich Ruohonen is a personal injury lawyer and the oldest athlete to ever represent the United States in a Winter Games at 54 years old.
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I love Rapunzel. Doesn't wanna be up there, didn't ask for it. She's a captive. Pale from nothing days in a nothing room. And that makes her lucky beautiful desirable perfect. Because she is weak and helpless, she needs one single favor, and she won't know what to do with freedom
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I love Rapunzel. Doesn't wanna be up there, didn't ask for it. She's a captive. Pale from nothing days in a nothing room. And that makes her lucky beautiful desirable perfect. Because she is weak and helpless, she needs one single favor, and she won't know what to do with freedom
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This is Ladybird. She's politely requesting butt pats. Will accept them for as long as you're willing to provide them. Could be days. Weeks even. 13/10 (TT: christina.stamper5)
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
This is Ladybird. She's politely requesting butt pats. Will accept them for as long as you're willing to provide them. Could be days. Weeks even. 13/10 (TT: christina.stamper5)
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!