Misty Water Calamari
@kittenparades.bsky.social
Eight prehensile tentacle teats and an unquenchable thirst for human blood.
Religious but not spiritual.
Religious but not spiritual.
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Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: at Farpoint aboard a starship when he appears dressed as a marine captain to put my species on trial.
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Deleting my dating apps so I can meet someone the old fashioned way: at Farpoint aboard a starship when he appears dressed as a marine captain to put my species on trial.
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me too pepper me too
February 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
me too pepper me too
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It's a shame everyone is talking about stochastic terrorism now. I used to love the book fairs they did at our school.
February 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
It's a shame everyone is talking about stochastic terrorism now. I used to love the book fairs they did at our school.
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I’m no Trump supporter but the Melania doc isn’t as bad as some are saying. The part where she’s watching work on the East Wing & her eyes roll back in her head & she unhinges her jaw & eats a contractor’s head & arm is amazing.
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I’m no Trump supporter but the Melania doc isn’t as bad as some are saying. The part where she’s watching work on the East Wing & her eyes roll back in her head & she unhinges her jaw & eats a contractor’s head & arm is amazing.
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When it becomes clear that those same rich and powerful men are exploiting your anti-trans crusade as a diversion from the exposure of their crimes, a dodgy sense of priorities becomes a criminal level of complicity.
January 31, 2026 at 12:27 PM
When it becomes clear that those same rich and powerful men are exploiting your anti-trans crusade as a diversion from the exposure of their crimes, a dodgy sense of priorities becomes a criminal level of complicity.
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If I think about mouths for too long I get freaked out because what do you mean we have a big hole in our faces that has to keep lubricating itself to stay wet? And it's wet ALL THE TIME but it doesn't go rotten??
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 AM
If I think about mouths for too long I get freaked out because what do you mean we have a big hole in our faces that has to keep lubricating itself to stay wet? And it's wet ALL THE TIME but it doesn't go rotten??
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Spider-Man (2002)
August 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Spider-Man (2002)
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when i used to do philharmonic stuff, they wouldn't let me play with the mahler hammer. please, someone give me the mahler hammer. just once. i won't do anything bad with it
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 PM
when i used to do philharmonic stuff, they wouldn't let me play with the mahler hammer. please, someone give me the mahler hammer. just once. i won't do anything bad with it
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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Just as the Louvre of Bluesky disappears. Tragedy.
The country is falling apart and you are disappointed of the second season of Fall Out? Dang!! No wonder we are were we are!!
January 16, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Just as the Louvre of Bluesky disappears. Tragedy.
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the only ADHD advice that anyone needs is: don't sit down, never sit down, sitting down is what gets you
September 13, 2023 at 10:16 AM
the only ADHD advice that anyone needs is: don't sit down, never sit down, sitting down is what gets you
Excellent long thread.
Having a good Father’s Day. Freed a pigeon from our living room earlier. Now there’s a cat in our bedroom. We don’t own a cat.
January 16, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Excellent long thread.
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protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
January 16, 2026 at 1:34 AM
protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.
disgusting.
disgusting.
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even as a joke i won't say copilot is the best at anything
January 15, 2026 at 8:33 PM
even as a joke i won't say copilot is the best at anything
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Anthropic: Best for coding applications
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
January 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Anthropic: Best for coding applications
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
Gemini: Best for summarizing meetings and taking notes
Grok: Best for harassing women and sexualizing children
ChatGPT: Best for assisted suicide
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Jenrick defection probably the dumbest thing he could have done. He could have been the top race science guy in the tory party, but now he's going to be a run-of-the-mill race science guy who needs to impress guys who believe a secret sect of Brown people control the traffic lights
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Jenrick defection probably the dumbest thing he could have done. He could have been the top race science guy in the tory party, but now he's going to be a run-of-the-mill race science guy who needs to impress guys who believe a secret sect of Brown people control the traffic lights
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How does one even go about getting training from the FBI hahahah. 'Hello FBI, one training course please. Yes for the telly.'
January 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
How does one even go about getting training from the FBI hahahah. 'Hello FBI, one training course please. Yes for the telly.'
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻🍳 💋
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