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The leopard is my spirit animal.
Twitter refugee.
Twitter refugee.
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If Schumer is voting no, then who put this deal together?
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If Schumer is voting no, then who put this deal together?
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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youtu.be/v1UgGvNIuYw. Hell yah!!
NEW BLUES TUNE - Shut Yo Damn Mouth
YouTube video by Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies
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November 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
youtu.be/v1UgGvNIuYw. Hell yah!!
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50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
Breaking:
TSA advises passengers with flights booked for Thanksgiving to leave for the airport now or risk missing their flight.
TSA advises passengers with flights booked for Thanksgiving to leave for the airport now or risk missing their flight.
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Breaking:
TSA advises passengers with flights booked for Thanksgiving to leave for the airport now or risk missing their flight.
TSA advises passengers with flights booked for Thanksgiving to leave for the airport now or risk missing their flight.
Back in my day, we had our monkey bars anchored over asphalt and that’s how we liked it!
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Back in my day, we had our monkey bars anchored over asphalt and that’s how we liked it!
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SANDWICH GUY AVOIDS TOASTER
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
SANDWICH GUY AVOIDS TOASTER
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BREAKING: SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED. NOT GUILTY!
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
BREAKING: SANDWICH GUY ACQUITTED. NOT GUILTY!
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We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
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Off to lunch. Good news: Sources say the food in this courthouse is not offensive to a person of reasonable sensibility.
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Off to lunch. Good news: Sources say the food in this courthouse is not offensive to a person of reasonable sensibility.
Why aren’t there any songs about the Full Beaver Moon??
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Why aren’t there any songs about the Full Beaver Moon??
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This morning I can see 67 votes to convict on a bill of impeachment.
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
This morning I can see 67 votes to convict on a bill of impeachment.
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1. In the wake on Mamdani’s win, we’ll see a lot more far right anti-urban sentiment. Here’s a thread on its roots and evolution.
The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵
The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
1. In the wake on Mamdani’s win, we’ll see a lot more far right anti-urban sentiment. Here’s a thread on its roots and evolution.
The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵
The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵
It would take the average MAGA two hours to watch 60 minutes.
November 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It would take the average MAGA two hours to watch 60 minutes.
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Wow. That seals the deal. Cuomo should concede.
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Wow. That seals the deal. Cuomo should concede.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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My microwave clock can go fuck itself
November 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My microwave clock can go fuck itself
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Worried about a war with Venezuela? These sheet-pan pastelitos will make you feel like you're in Caracas.
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Worried about a war with Venezuela? These sheet-pan pastelitos will make you feel like you're in Caracas.
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The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.
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can validate
October 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
can validate
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Sen. Paul is right. These are murders.
Rand Paul on Trump's strikes on boats: "I would call them extrajudicial killings. This is akin to what China does, what Iran does with drug dealers -- they summarily execute people without presenting evidence to the public. So it's wrong."
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Sen. Paul is right. These are murders.
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Not much of a surprise at all.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Not much of a surprise at all.