Tom Jensen
@keicowku.bsky.social
MTG vorthos. Aspiring gymrat.
Gay nerd on Vancouver Island
Gay nerd on Vancouver Island
Annual performance review occurred.
Confirmed: management wuv me.
Confirmed: management wuv me.
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Annual performance review occurred.
Confirmed: management wuv me.
Confirmed: management wuv me.
With all the floor crossings where the "classic" PCs jumping to Carney's liberals, I can't help but wonder.
"What would Scribulatora think of this?" Miss her. She was great.
"What would Scribulatora think of this?" Miss her. She was great.
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
With all the floor crossings where the "classic" PCs jumping to Carney's liberals, I can't help but wonder.
"What would Scribulatora think of this?" Miss her. She was great.
"What would Scribulatora think of this?" Miss her. She was great.
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U.S. plan to inspect Canadians’ social media overwhelmed by Peter Mansbridge thirst traps
U.S. plan to inspect Canadians’ social media overwhelmed by Peter Mansbridge thirst traps
NIAGARA FALLS - A recently U.S. proposal to demand 5 years of social media history from travellers has hit a snag, as American customs agents were wholly overwhelmed by the sheer volume of Peter Mansb...
www.thebeaverton.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
U.S. plan to inspect Canadians’ social media overwhelmed by Peter Mansbridge thirst traps
This is your friendly Job Steward with a reminder.
Are the numers good? Is management happy?
Yes?
THEN. DONT. COMPLAIN. ABOUT. BEING. BORED. YOU'RE. PAID. BY. THE. HOUR.
The only difference is youre not on your couch at home. But youre still on facebook in your phone. With pay.
Are the numers good? Is management happy?
Yes?
THEN. DONT. COMPLAIN. ABOUT. BEING. BORED. YOU'RE. PAID. BY. THE. HOUR.
The only difference is youre not on your couch at home. But youre still on facebook in your phone. With pay.
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This is your friendly Job Steward with a reminder.
Are the numers good? Is management happy?
Yes?
THEN. DONT. COMPLAIN. ABOUT. BEING. BORED. YOU'RE. PAID. BY. THE. HOUR.
The only difference is youre not on your couch at home. But youre still on facebook in your phone. With pay.
Are the numers good? Is management happy?
Yes?
THEN. DONT. COMPLAIN. ABOUT. BEING. BORED. YOU'RE. PAID. BY. THE. HOUR.
The only difference is youre not on your couch at home. But youre still on facebook in your phone. With pay.
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Got a snort out of me
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Got a snort out of me
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
woooooooooooooooooooooo
December 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
woooooooooooooooooooooo
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Local man would be angrier about Liberal’s undemocratic floor-crossing scheme if it wasn’t so funny to imagine Poilievre’s face
Local man would be angrier about Liberal's undemocratic floor-crossing scheme if it wasn't so funny to imagine Poilievre's face
OTTAWA – Local voter Martin Kofman finds it appalling that the Liberals have clearly hatched a plan to obtain the majority government voters denied them by luring Conservative MPs to cross the floor, ...
thebeaverton.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Local man would be angrier about Liberal’s undemocratic floor-crossing scheme if it wasn’t so funny to imagine Poilievre’s face
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I’m so proud
Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
December 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’m so proud
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I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for these Shaggy Highland Cow plush toys. Look at them. They are shaggy. They are chonky. They are oh so perfectly round.
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collabs.shop/7ymklv
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for these Shaggy Highland Cow plush toys. Look at them. They are shaggy. They are chonky. They are oh so perfectly round.
collabs.shop/7ymklv
collabs.shop/7ymklv
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Wonder what he’s gonna decorate it with?
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wonder what he’s gonna decorate it with?
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
Boomer: why does my policy go up every year?
Me, the broker: "Cost of labour and materials goes up. Frequency of claims systemically has gone up. Not to mention the reinsurance market."[Brief explanation of reinsurance]
Boomer:🤬
I can only assume he thought complaining would make it cheaper?
Me, the broker: "Cost of labour and materials goes up. Frequency of claims systemically has gone up. Not to mention the reinsurance market."[Brief explanation of reinsurance]
Boomer:🤬
I can only assume he thought complaining would make it cheaper?
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Boomer: why does my policy go up every year?
Me, the broker: "Cost of labour and materials goes up. Frequency of claims systemically has gone up. Not to mention the reinsurance market."[Brief explanation of reinsurance]
Boomer:🤬
I can only assume he thought complaining would make it cheaper?
Me, the broker: "Cost of labour and materials goes up. Frequency of claims systemically has gone up. Not to mention the reinsurance market."[Brief explanation of reinsurance]
Boomer:🤬
I can only assume he thought complaining would make it cheaper?
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Today I am once again being forced to send one of my favourite emails to a colleague. When will they learn?
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Today I am once again being forced to send one of my favourite emails to a colleague. When will they learn?
@seananmcguire.bsky.social
Thank you for the wonderful Ajani and Liliana banter. Its always a treat when these two share a scene.
Thank you for the wonderful Ajani and Liliana banter. Its always a treat when these two share a scene.
December 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@seananmcguire.bsky.social
Thank you for the wonderful Ajani and Liliana banter. Its always a treat when these two share a scene.
Thank you for the wonderful Ajani and Liliana banter. Its always a treat when these two share a scene.
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Lorwyn Eclipsed | Episode 1: Out of This Wood
By Seanan McGuire
#MTGLorwyn #Vorthos
magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...
By Seanan McGuire
#MTGLorwyn #Vorthos
magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...
Lorwyn Eclipsed | Episode 1: Out of This Wood
Four first-year Strixhaven students stumble through an Omenpath to a strange new world.
magic.wizards.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Lorwyn Eclipsed | Episode 1: Out of This Wood
By Seanan McGuire
#MTGLorwyn #Vorthos
magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...
By Seanan McGuire
#MTGLorwyn #Vorthos
magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...
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Oh my god what do you mean Soken didn’t even ask for it, Tom basically just went “we heard they were huge fans so we wrote them a song to use however they want”
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh my god what do you mean Soken didn’t even ask for it, Tom basically just went “we heard they were huge fans so we wrote them a song to use however they want”
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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Is The Temporary Foreign Worker Program working? We asked 4 Tim Hortons franchise owners, and one slum landlord
" I own several Timmie’s franchises ... & can confirm that Canadians just aren’t willing to work for the absolute dogshit wages that I pay"
#Cdnpoli
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/12/is-t...
" I own several Timmie’s franchises ... & can confirm that Canadians just aren’t willing to work for the absolute dogshit wages that I pay"
#Cdnpoli
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/12/is-t...
Is The Temporary Foreign Worker Program working? We asked 4 Tim Hortons franchise owners, and one slum landlord
The Temporary Foreign Worker (TFW) Program allows Canadian employers to hire foreign workers to fill temporary jobs when qualified Canadians are not available, and that's why it is completely uncontroversial and nobody has any issues with it.
www.thebeaverton.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Is The Temporary Foreign Worker Program working? We asked 4 Tim Hortons franchise owners, and one slum landlord
" I own several Timmie’s franchises ... & can confirm that Canadians just aren’t willing to work for the absolute dogshit wages that I pay"
#Cdnpoli
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/12/is-t...
" I own several Timmie’s franchises ... & can confirm that Canadians just aren’t willing to work for the absolute dogshit wages that I pay"
#Cdnpoli
www.thebeaverton.com/2025/12/is-t...
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if i start calling izzet lesson "fag hag" because it's Gran Gran and her cavalcade of buff otters you won't cancel me right
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
if i start calling izzet lesson "fag hag" because it's Gran Gran and her cavalcade of buff otters you won't cancel me right
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One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
1: These are NEVER assigned by text or email, or phone call. Hand issued by cop, or by Canada post if caught by intersection camera.
2: Go to youtube to pay a traffic fine eh? Lol
2: Go to youtube to pay a traffic fine eh? Lol
December 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
1: These are NEVER assigned by text or email, or phone call. Hand issued by cop, or by Canada post if caught by intersection camera.
2: Go to youtube to pay a traffic fine eh? Lol
2: Go to youtube to pay a traffic fine eh? Lol
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@stephenaryan.bsky.social IKYKWIM!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
@stephenaryan.bsky.social IKYKWIM!!!!!