Fish Detective
@kasmkave.bsky.social
I dunno man
(writer and host, #InfiniteDanger pod)
(writer and host, #InfiniteDanger pod)
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
when will I be allowed to use em dashes again
November 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
when will I be allowed to use em dashes again
(Jerry Lewis voice)
I'm FAAAAAWWWWWWLIN'
I'm FAAAAAAAY-din'
I'm duh-ROWWWWWWNIN'
WHOA-NO, Dean, help me to BREEEEEATHE
I'm FAAAAAWWWWWWLIN'
I'm FAAAAAAAY-din'
I'm duh-ROWWWWWWNIN'
WHOA-NO, Dean, help me to BREEEEEATHE
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
(Jerry Lewis voice)
I'm FAAAAAWWWWWWLIN'
I'm FAAAAAAAY-din'
I'm duh-ROWWWWWWNIN'
WHOA-NO, Dean, help me to BREEEEEATHE
I'm FAAAAAWWWWWWLIN'
I'm FAAAAAAAY-din'
I'm duh-ROWWWWWWNIN'
WHOA-NO, Dean, help me to BREEEEEATHE
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I really do unironically feel like this all the time
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I really do unironically feel like this all the time
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Have you listened to the latest episode of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social yet? If you haven't: find out all about this Tim Heidecker-lookin' guy, miracles and how actors can do Christian TV without the world at large noticing.
November 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Have you listened to the latest episode of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social yet? If you haven't: find out all about this Tim Heidecker-lookin' guy, miracles and how actors can do Christian TV without the world at large noticing.
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Apples and oranges. More than different leagues, different games.
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Apples and oranges. More than different leagues, different games.
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
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Education Con-nec-tion
November 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Education Con-nec-tion
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Infinite Danger is available via Kittysneezes.com, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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Timber—He Only Speaks to Crowds
Episode 16, Timber, in which a latter-day Batman almost gets crushed by a log for the sake of salmon breeding rates.
kittysneezes.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Infinite Danger is available via Kittysneezes.com, or wherever you get your podcasts.
kittysneezes.com/timber-he-on...
kittysneezes.com/timber-he-on...
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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Coca-Cola paid $3 billion dollars for this ad
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Coca-Cola paid $3 billion dollars for this ad
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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SHORTY CHOSE TO BE WITH A DEMON, SOUNDS LIKE HER PROBLEM TO ME, HA HA
THIS WEED WILL HAVE YOU IN PURGATORY, SCREAMING FOR ETERNITY
YOU WILL RELIVE EVERY KEY MISTAKE YOU'VE EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE OVER AND OVER AGAIN
THIS WEED WILL HAVE YOU IN PURGATORY, SCREAMING FOR ETERNITY
YOU WILL RELIVE EVERY KEY MISTAKE YOU'VE EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE OVER AND OVER AGAIN
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
SHORTY CHOSE TO BE WITH A DEMON, SOUNDS LIKE HER PROBLEM TO ME, HA HA
THIS WEED WILL HAVE YOU IN PURGATORY, SCREAMING FOR ETERNITY
YOU WILL RELIVE EVERY KEY MISTAKE YOU'VE EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE OVER AND OVER AGAIN
THIS WEED WILL HAVE YOU IN PURGATORY, SCREAMING FOR ETERNITY
YOU WILL RELIVE EVERY KEY MISTAKE YOU'VE EVER MADE IN YOUR LIFE OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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BRANDED TO KILL (1967)
Seijun Suzuki's greatest film (according to this poll)
A hit man tale. Hunter becomes hunted
Kept on my toes in all phases...narrative, staging, and camera placement
Also, funny, surreal, and brutal
Good times had
2 Sight & Sound votes, Critics
Seijun Suzuki's greatest film (according to this poll)
A hit man tale. Hunter becomes hunted
Kept on my toes in all phases...narrative, staging, and camera placement
Also, funny, surreal, and brutal
Good times had
2 Sight & Sound votes, Critics
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
BRANDED TO KILL (1967)
Seijun Suzuki's greatest film (according to this poll)
A hit man tale. Hunter becomes hunted
Kept on my toes in all phases...narrative, staging, and camera placement
Also, funny, surreal, and brutal
Good times had
2 Sight & Sound votes, Critics
Seijun Suzuki's greatest film (according to this poll)
A hit man tale. Hunter becomes hunted
Kept on my toes in all phases...narrative, staging, and camera placement
Also, funny, surreal, and brutal
Good times had
2 Sight & Sound votes, Critics
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unsure if my favourite part of tinseltown mall's own description of itself on its website is that it's "architecturally designed" or that it ends its list of food options with "pizza stores, Chinese restaurant, etc."
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
unsure if my favourite part of tinseltown mall's own description of itself on its website is that it's "architecturally designed" or that it ends its list of food options with "pizza stores, Chinese restaurant, etc."
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Wow it does look like Tim, and this show also looks like something Tim would produce...
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Wow it does look like Tim, and this show also looks like something Tim would produce...
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Me, a website writer who gets paid $9 per article: "Gorge" yourself on this thrilling sci-fi feast! That's right, The Gorge on Apple TV+ will fill the hole in you!
Studio Marketing Enforcer [putting pistol to my head]: Good. Now tell them about the cinematography.
Me [sobbing]: It's... gorge-eous
Studio Marketing Enforcer [putting pistol to my head]: Good. Now tell them about the cinematography.
Me [sobbing]: It's... gorge-eous
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Me, a website writer who gets paid $9 per article: "Gorge" yourself on this thrilling sci-fi feast! That's right, The Gorge on Apple TV+ will fill the hole in you!
Studio Marketing Enforcer [putting pistol to my head]: Good. Now tell them about the cinematography.
Me [sobbing]: It's... gorge-eous
Studio Marketing Enforcer [putting pistol to my head]: Good. Now tell them about the cinematography.
Me [sobbing]: It's... gorge-eous
I'm in my Floop era. Gonna start living like Floop in Spy Kids. Thinking I'm gonna be like Alan Cumming's character in Spy Kids. Gonna go Floop mode on em. Looking to get some Fooglies like Spy Kids Floop. Searching online for a purple paisely overcoat like Spy Kids 1's antagonist, Fegan Floop.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I'm in my Floop era. Gonna start living like Floop in Spy Kids. Thinking I'm gonna be like Alan Cumming's character in Spy Kids. Gonna go Floop mode on em. Looking to get some Fooglies like Spy Kids Floop. Searching online for a purple paisely overcoat like Spy Kids 1's antagonist, Fegan Floop.
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Columbo may have had Robert Culp as a killer, but only Furuhata Ninzaburo had Chairman Kaga.
November 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Columbo may have had Robert Culp as a killer, but only Furuhata Ninzaburo had Chairman Kaga.