Bwindi's Baconator at Carlsbad Jr.
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Fabulous fluorescent-beige elder millennial. ✊🏽🏳️🌈. Former Moorish Science Temple. Writes code for money, occasionally suffers fools for fun. Rules, empathy, math. SFO🏠 #LLAP 🖖🏽
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If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder.
It’s that simple.
Hegseth's DoD be like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Qn...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Qn...
KILL ZEM...
YouTube video by AbominableAchromasia
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hegseth's DoD be like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Qn...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Qn...
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they did not produce the paper trail ahead of time because Pete Hegseth has always been an aspirational serial killer and has never had an administrative job where he was not constantly too drunk to function
Interesting that the answer here is not "what are u gonna do about it fuck u libs." That it has been.
a lot of words, none of them denying that Hegseth gave an order to kill helpless people who were stranded at sea after he blew up their boats
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
they did not produce the paper trail ahead of time because Pete Hegseth has always been an aspirational serial killer and has never had an administrative job where he was not constantly too drunk to function
Simple heuristic for the coming months: if it's more shocking than news of him raping 12-year-old girls, he probably will say it
Okay this is dark but how high are we putting the chances of Trump posting about wanting a public execution in the next couple of days? Not saying he has the juice to make that happen, though god only knows. But he’ll post about it!
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Simple heuristic for the coming months: if it's more shocking than news of him raping 12-year-old girls, he probably will say it
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world to care about Black Friday
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world to care about Black Friday
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Mackenzie Bezos' life is as close to the movie Brewster's Millions as one will find in the real world
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Mackenzie Bezos' life is as close to the movie Brewster's Millions as one will find in the real world
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It has slowly dawned on me the last decade or so that a meaningful fraction of people have had their expectations of politics basically fried by the Ralph Nader thinking. Lambda Legal might have done its job too well
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 AM
It has slowly dawned on me the last decade or so that a meaningful fraction of people have had their expectations of politics basically fried by the Ralph Nader thinking. Lambda Legal might have done its job too well
"garden variety mortgage fraud prosecution" as if these jokers have any idea what a garden is
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"garden variety mortgage fraud prosecution" as if these jokers have any idea what a garden is
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the other thing is that the safe money is that the trump administration will fall apart of its own accord but for every article which just says this, it becomes less true
November 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
the other thing is that the safe money is that the trump administration will fall apart of its own accord but for every article which just says this, it becomes less true
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Hobbes obviously never played Fortnite
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Hobbes obviously never played Fortnite
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the most serious crimes in Roman law were handled by sentencing people to your utopia
Revenge/physical combat was how people settled things for literally millions of years, it's normal human behavior, we're wolves not sheep, the government project trying to social engineer us and domesticate us into sheep has been unsuccessful
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
the most serious crimes in Roman law were handled by sentencing people to your utopia
New toxic trait just dropped: leaving people unread because you anticipate the messages themselves to be less satisfying than the unread message counter.
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
New toxic trait just dropped: leaving people unread because you anticipate the messages themselves to be less satisfying than the unread message counter.
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i do not know why people think countries might have rights at all
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i do not know why people think countries might have rights at all
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Has anyone yet checked whether Amazon pumps up prices on FSA-eligible items in December
(I'm only comfortable asking bc anyone at Amazon in a position to make this happen if it isn't yet is probably not checking Bsky for ideas)
(I'm only comfortable asking bc anyone at Amazon in a position to make this happen if it isn't yet is probably not checking Bsky for ideas)
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Has anyone yet checked whether Amazon pumps up prices on FSA-eligible items in December
(I'm only comfortable asking bc anyone at Amazon in a position to make this happen if it isn't yet is probably not checking Bsky for ideas)
(I'm only comfortable asking bc anyone at Amazon in a position to make this happen if it isn't yet is probably not checking Bsky for ideas)
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Mamdani will implement shakshuka law. One from a different region every day of the week.
Let's bring together Arabs and Jews over breakfast.
Let's bring together Arabs and Jews over breakfast.
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Mamdani will implement shakshuka law. One from a different region every day of the week.
Let's bring together Arabs and Jews over breakfast.
Let's bring together Arabs and Jews over breakfast.
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Trust the plan. We're taking the gamers off the board.
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Trust the plan. We're taking the gamers off the board.
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v pleased Sotomayor just said this same damn thing at oral argument in the tariffs case like UM didn't we say in the student loans case??
DOJ said this is different bc there's a foreign emergency; Sotomayor said ok bet, so we say global warming is an emergency and then we can have loan forgiveness?
DOJ said this is different bc there's a foreign emergency; Sotomayor said ok bet, so we say global warming is an emergency and then we can have loan forgiveness?
Every time I see Trump claim vast powers over economic policy that the Constitution does not give him, often only for the Supreme Court to step in and go 'seems legit,' I can't help but think about the Court carrying on as if canceling some student loan debt was shocking executive overreach
In a trio of cases, two currently pending before the Supreme Court and one that is likely to land on the justices’ doorstep as soon as Tuesday, President Donald Trump claims new powers that, if he prevails, would give him near-total control over all US fiscal and monetary policy.
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
v pleased Sotomayor just said this same damn thing at oral argument in the tariffs case like UM didn't we say in the student loans case??
DOJ said this is different bc there's a foreign emergency; Sotomayor said ok bet, so we say global warming is an emergency and then we can have loan forgiveness?
DOJ said this is different bc there's a foreign emergency; Sotomayor said ok bet, so we say global warming is an emergency and then we can have loan forgiveness?
Liberty Biberty University
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Liberty Biberty University
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The intimidation included threats that family members would lose visas, which is both in character and *friggin insane*
European negotiators were personally targeted by their American counterparts during a brutal negotiation over green shipping rules, European Commission officials told POLITICO.
This highly unusual gambit left diplomats shaken after the meeting.
This highly unusual gambit left diplomats shaken after the meeting.
US accused of threatening EU diplomats during bid to kill green shipping rules
Negotiators at shipping talks in London were told both they and their countries could be punished unless they voted with the U.S.
www.politico.eu
November 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The intimidation included threats that family members would lose visas, which is both in character and *friggin insane*
I just paid a 3% "employee benefits and retention" surcharge to scan myself out at an unstaffed airport Cibo Express
November 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I just paid a 3% "employee benefits and retention" surcharge to scan myself out at an unstaffed airport Cibo Express
What in the name of Karen is this madness
![Multiple officers who made statements for the report said Mace began cursing at them and calling the department "incompetent," saying this is no way to treat a "f---ing U.S. representative." Mace also said the police would have never treated South Carolina Sen. *Tim Scott* [emphasis added] this way, according to the report.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4c7d7cbqqh47t2k2zvtugag6/bafkreieolugvo73aebnrgac3asd32jhto2r4yn2prvrk3pr5u4mccuotpe@jpeg)
November 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What in the name of Karen is this madness
Wow the layoffs are hitting hard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErtV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErtV...
Prince Andrew stripped of all titles and thrown out of Royal Lodge
YouTube video by Times Radio
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Wow the layoffs are hitting hard
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErtV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErtV...
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Kavanaugh will burn in hell
ICE violently detain father & son walking to school—teenage boy had to be rushed to hospital.
"I was just going to school," kid cries out. "I'm underage!"
The 16-year-old star athlete is a U.S. citizen—agents sent him to the hospital with severe injuries to his back & neck.
Houston, Texas.
"I was just going to school," kid cries out. "I'm underage!"
The 16-year-old star athlete is a U.S. citizen—agents sent him to the hospital with severe injuries to his back & neck.
Houston, Texas.
October 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Kavanaugh will burn in hell
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Thinking about the 2013 Syria AUMF fight in Congress vs the Caribbean strike campaign
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Thinking about the 2013 Syria AUMF fight in Congress vs the Caribbean strike campaign