Parth
@jvmname.dev
👨🏽💻 Engineering Leader / Android Dev @ Block
🙌🏽✊🏿 DEIB matters
🌍📢 conference speaker
✍🏽 https://jvmname.dev
♂️ he/him
#kotlin #linguistics #CognitiveScience #DEI #jiujitsu #WestCoastSwing #scuba #travel
🙌🏽✊🏿 DEIB matters
🌍📢 conference speaker
✍🏽 https://jvmname.dev
♂️ he/him
#kotlin #linguistics #CognitiveScience #DEI #jiujitsu #WestCoastSwing #scuba #travel
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I’m shocked at how high the approval numbers were in February and still are in December. 3 out of 10 approving of the job he’s done this year is wild.
December 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’m shocked at how high the approval numbers were in February and still are in December. 3 out of 10 approving of the job he’s done this year is wild.
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
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Never trust a media outlet that has two demonstrable lies in its title
December 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Never trust a media outlet that has two demonstrable lies in its title
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Tis the season for infrequent fliers in large groups 🫠
December 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Tis the season for infrequent fliers in large groups 🫠
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Ramaswamy is still trying to be accepted by these people?
He's still going?
Look. I said what I said years ago. If you read the US far-right's plan to the end, it's clear they fear and hate Jewish and Indian people way more than they hate Black and Hispanic people.
The plan for them is worse.
He's still going?
Look. I said what I said years ago. If you read the US far-right's plan to the end, it's clear they fear and hate Jewish and Indian people way more than they hate Black and Hispanic people.
The plan for them is worse.
Ann Coulter says she didn’t vote for Vivek Ramaswamy ‘because you’re an Indian’
YouTube video by New York Post
m.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ramaswamy is still trying to be accepted by these people?
He's still going?
Look. I said what I said years ago. If you read the US far-right's plan to the end, it's clear they fear and hate Jewish and Indian people way more than they hate Black and Hispanic people.
The plan for them is worse.
He's still going?
Look. I said what I said years ago. If you read the US far-right's plan to the end, it's clear they fear and hate Jewish and Indian people way more than they hate Black and Hispanic people.
The plan for them is worse.
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No one asked Hugh Thompson to apologize for being white, being from the South, being from Georgia, or being from Stone Mountain.
His idea of what it meant to be a proud white American military man from the South, was incompatible with murdering unarmed civilians.
Where are all of his statues?
His idea of what it meant to be a proud white American military man from the South, was incompatible with murdering unarmed civilians.
Where are all of his statues?
December 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
No one asked Hugh Thompson to apologize for being white, being from the South, being from Georgia, or being from Stone Mountain.
His idea of what it meant to be a proud white American military man from the South, was incompatible with murdering unarmed civilians.
Where are all of his statues?
His idea of what it meant to be a proud white American military man from the South, was incompatible with murdering unarmed civilians.
Where are all of his statues?
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why bother getting up in the morning anymore
December 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
why bother getting up in the morning anymore
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Very shitty people who become opposed to other very shitty people are still very shitty people
LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well
STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people
MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Very shitty people who become opposed to other very shitty people are still very shitty people
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The Washington Post is determined to put The Onion out of business.
Opinion | Actually, today’s food prices are a bargain
Measure the time needed to earn the money to pay for a meal. That’s what matters.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The Washington Post is determined to put The Onion out of business.
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These Somali trolls are top-flight talent.
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
These Somali trolls are top-flight talent.
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award
Also Boomers:
Also Boomers:
I just want to shout out @dietpi.com - the upgrade from Bookworm to Trixie was smooth and painless, and I'm consistently in awe of the high-quality OS y'all produce. Thank you!
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I just want to shout out @dietpi.com - the upgrade from Bookworm to Trixie was smooth and painless, and I'm consistently in awe of the high-quality OS y'all produce. Thank you!
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Metro 0.8.0 is a huge release!
- Graph analysis tooling in both the compiler and gradle plugin
- Removed deprecated runtime APIs
- New MetroX Android and ViewModel artifacts
- Broadened member injection support
- Bunch of other bugfixes, improvements, etc
github.com/ZacSweers/me...
- Graph analysis tooling in both the compiler and gradle plugin
- Removed deprecated runtime APIs
- New MetroX Android and ViewModel artifacts
- Broadened member injection support
- Bunch of other bugfixes, improvements, etc
github.com/ZacSweers/me...
Release 0.8.0 · ZacSweers/metro
New: New dev.zacsweers.metro:metrox-android artifact for Android AppComponentFactory support. See the docs for more information.
New: New dev.zacsweers.metro:metrox-viewmodel and metrox-viewmodel...
github.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Metro 0.8.0 is a huge release!
- Graph analysis tooling in both the compiler and gradle plugin
- Removed deprecated runtime APIs
- New MetroX Android and ViewModel artifacts
- Broadened member injection support
- Bunch of other bugfixes, improvements, etc
github.com/ZacSweers/me...
- Graph analysis tooling in both the compiler and gradle plugin
- Removed deprecated runtime APIs
- New MetroX Android and ViewModel artifacts
- Broadened member injection support
- Bunch of other bugfixes, improvements, etc
github.com/ZacSweers/me...
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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happy kissinger death day (actual), i’m having pie for breakfast.
congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
happy kissinger death day (observed), i’m having pie for breakfast.
actual kissinger death day is tomorrow, and i’ll prob have pie for breakfast then, too.
either way, congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
actual kissinger death day is tomorrow, and i’ll prob have pie for breakfast then, too.
either way, congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
happy kissinger death day (actual), i’m having pie for breakfast.
congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
congratulations to us all for outliving that prick!
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I did a comic about this three years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I did a comic about this three years ago.
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män whœ jáçked øff ïn frǒnt ōf wœmęn gĩveñ 100000th cħāńcè tő attempt to prødųce sőmėtħınġ wōrþwħiļe
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
män whœ jáçked øff ïn frǒnt ōf wœmęn gĩveñ 100000th cħāńcè tő attempt to prødųce sőmėtħınġ wōrþwħiļe
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What's hilarious is that competent programmers, as well as people studying programming for the very first time, know that all code you write after about 4 hours is garbage. Totally useless, none of it worth salvaging.
Actual programmers hear "I coded for 36 hours" and hear "I gooned for 36 hours"
Actual programmers hear "I coded for 36 hours" and hear "I gooned for 36 hours"
Working 36 hours straight on Thanksgiving so Grok says Elon is in better shape than LeBron
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
What's hilarious is that competent programmers, as well as people studying programming for the very first time, know that all code you write after about 4 hours is garbage. Totally useless, none of it worth salvaging.
Actual programmers hear "I coded for 36 hours" and hear "I gooned for 36 hours"
Actual programmers hear "I coded for 36 hours" and hear "I gooned for 36 hours"
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👵🏻Support our troops!
🧔🏿♂️Yes! I'm with you! Should we increase VA funding and improve medical coverage and service?
👵🏻No, not like that!
🧔🏿♂️Increase pay?
👵🏻Not like that either!
🧔🏿♂️Expedited family green card processing?
👵🏻No!
🧔🏿♂️Increase housing benefits?
👵🏻Look, I'm just still mad at Kaepernick, OK?!
🧔🏿♂️Yes! I'm with you! Should we increase VA funding and improve medical coverage and service?
👵🏻No, not like that!
🧔🏿♂️Increase pay?
👵🏻Not like that either!
🧔🏿♂️Expedited family green card processing?
👵🏻No!
🧔🏿♂️Increase housing benefits?
👵🏻Look, I'm just still mad at Kaepernick, OK?!
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
👵🏻Support our troops!
🧔🏿♂️Yes! I'm with you! Should we increase VA funding and improve medical coverage and service?
👵🏻No, not like that!
🧔🏿♂️Increase pay?
👵🏻Not like that either!
🧔🏿♂️Expedited family green card processing?
👵🏻No!
🧔🏿♂️Increase housing benefits?
👵🏻Look, I'm just still mad at Kaepernick, OK?!
🧔🏿♂️Yes! I'm with you! Should we increase VA funding and improve medical coverage and service?
👵🏻No, not like that!
🧔🏿♂️Increase pay?
👵🏻Not like that either!
🧔🏿♂️Expedited family green card processing?
👵🏻No!
🧔🏿♂️Increase housing benefits?
👵🏻Look, I'm just still mad at Kaepernick, OK?!
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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'the internet is a series of tubes' maybe one of the most astute and concise theories of tech ever enunciated
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
'the internet is a series of tubes' maybe one of the most astute and concise theories of tech ever enunciated
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Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
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If they ever get around to building this thing, it should be bulldozed on Day 1 of a new administration. No messing around, no hemming and hawing about procedure or costs. Order heavy equipment in and start knocking it down immediately, as surely as an overthrown tyrant's statues would be torn down.
Even the architect Trump hired to build his massive addition to the White House objects to the president's vision. The two have argued about the size of the 90,000-sq-foot project that would dwarf the mansion. @jonathanreports.bsky.social @ddiamond.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump wants a bigger White House ballroom. His architect disagrees.
The president and James McCrery had argued in recent weeks over the project’s size, with Trump pushing him to expand the ballroom.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If they ever get around to building this thing, it should be bulldozed on Day 1 of a new administration. No messing around, no hemming and hawing about procedure or costs. Order heavy equipment in and start knocking it down immediately, as surely as an overthrown tyrant's statues would be torn down.