Connor Kristiansen
@jupiterfox.bsky.social
29y/o dad living in South Texas.
He/him. Gay. 🍖
Futbol lover. Cat owner.
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
He/him. Gay. 🍖
Futbol lover. Cat owner.
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
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Folks — Khaled is near and dear to my heart because he uses every platform afforded to him to amplify others. He’s spending his graduation week raising money for friend, so he too can be in a position to help others. Supporting fundraisers like this one puts out so much good in the world.
May 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Folks — Khaled is near and dear to my heart because he uses every platform afforded to him to amplify others. He’s spending his graduation week raising money for friend, so he too can be in a position to help others. Supporting fundraisers like this one puts out so much good in the world.
I won’t be arguing with Zionazis or their supporters anymore. Automatic block. You don’t deserve anything, not even a response. You shall be treated like you don’t exist. Scum of the earth.
May 28, 2024 at 2:18 PM
I won’t be arguing with Zionazis or their supporters anymore. Automatic block. You don’t deserve anything, not even a response. You shall be treated like you don’t exist. Scum of the earth.
What’s it going to take to get my Bluesky feed to show me Palestine posts instead of shitposts?
May 28, 2024 at 4:18 AM
What’s it going to take to get my Bluesky feed to show me Palestine posts instead of shitposts?
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if video of a headless child does not mobilize you into action on behalf of palestine nothing will this is not even the first one.
May 28, 2024 at 3:49 AM
if video of a headless child does not mobilize you into action on behalf of palestine nothing will this is not even the first one.
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Seesh, one thing that I have discovered that I didn't know before today is that the super online posters think what Israel is currently doing in Gaza is the *worst* it can get.
Whereas experts understand it can get so much worse.
Whereas experts understand it can get so much worse.
May 27, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Seesh, one thing that I have discovered that I didn't know before today is that the super online posters think what Israel is currently doing in Gaza is the *worst* it can get.
Whereas experts understand it can get so much worse.
Whereas experts understand it can get so much worse.
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There is no 'bad' reason to change your name.
Gender identity? Trauma? Hate your family? Bored with current name? Saw a TV show with a cool character? Think it would be funny? All excellent and valid reasons! It's YOUR name!
Gender identity? Trauma? Hate your family? Bored with current name? Saw a TV show with a cool character? Think it would be funny? All excellent and valid reasons! It's YOUR name!
May 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
There is no 'bad' reason to change your name.
Gender identity? Trauma? Hate your family? Bored with current name? Saw a TV show with a cool character? Think it would be funny? All excellent and valid reasons! It's YOUR name!
Gender identity? Trauma? Hate your family? Bored with current name? Saw a TV show with a cool character? Think it would be funny? All excellent and valid reasons! It's YOUR name!
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I wanna study the brains of people who joined the marines specifically because of the recruitment ad with the sword & fire monster. Like what part of that worked. You knew there weren't swords & fire monsters in Iraq, so: what the fuck, why.
May 27, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I wanna study the brains of people who joined the marines specifically because of the recruitment ad with the sword & fire monster. Like what part of that worked. You knew there weren't swords & fire monsters in Iraq, so: what the fuck, why.
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hey you know what, let's just call these tweets, shall we? Twitter doesn't exist anymore, so it doesn't matter. These are tweets. We're tweeting on bluesky. There.
May 26, 2024 at 12:58 AM
hey you know what, let's just call these tweets, shall we? Twitter doesn't exist anymore, so it doesn't matter. These are tweets. We're tweeting on bluesky. There.
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is there any more apt metaphor for disappointment waiting to happen than a puzzle in a thrift store
May 27, 2024 at 6:38 PM
is there any more apt metaphor for disappointment waiting to happen than a puzzle in a thrift store
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I think people know? but for those who don't
The "birds aren't real" conspiracy is a satirical performance piece by Peter McIndoe to highlight the risks of misinformation online. He did a number of video sketches that are pretty funny
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_A...
The "birds aren't real" conspiracy is a satirical performance piece by Peter McIndoe to highlight the risks of misinformation online. He did a number of video sketches that are pretty funny
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_A...
Birds Aren't Real - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
May 27, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I think people know? but for those who don't
The "birds aren't real" conspiracy is a satirical performance piece by Peter McIndoe to highlight the risks of misinformation online. He did a number of video sketches that are pretty funny
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_A...
The "birds aren't real" conspiracy is a satirical performance piece by Peter McIndoe to highlight the risks of misinformation online. He did a number of video sketches that are pretty funny
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_A...
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i am going to be honest i don't really know what to Do anymore because what i want to do is just sob and scream and break things and tear at my garments until my lungs give out, until someone somewhere listens and does something and no one ever has to hold their beheaded child in their arms again
May 27, 2024 at 6:59 PM
i am going to be honest i don't really know what to Do anymore because what i want to do is just sob and scream and break things and tear at my garments until my lungs give out, until someone somewhere listens and does something and no one ever has to hold their beheaded child in their arms again
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*peels off resting bitch face to reveal an even more rested and bitchier face*
May 27, 2024 at 5:46 PM
*peels off resting bitch face to reveal an even more rested and bitchier face*
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You know, when someone says ‘I enjoyed a thing’ you are actually permitted not to reply with a small essay explaining why you did not.
May 27, 2024 at 7:21 PM
You know, when someone says ‘I enjoyed a thing’ you are actually permitted not to reply with a small essay explaining why you did not.
Went and refueled my car at Sam’s Club. When the gas was done, I pulled out the nozzle from the car and gas sprayed everywhere, all over me, all over the car all over the ground. I might like the smell of gasoline, but not this much.
Gasoline burns. Ow. Shower time.
Gasoline burns. Ow. Shower time.
May 27, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Went and refueled my car at Sam’s Club. When the gas was done, I pulled out the nozzle from the car and gas sprayed everywhere, all over me, all over the car all over the ground. I might like the smell of gasoline, but not this much.
Gasoline burns. Ow. Shower time.
Gasoline burns. Ow. Shower time.
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Once again, with feeling:
If you call and do not leave a message (especially if I don’t know your number), I assume your call is unimportant.
If you call and do not leave a message (especially if I don’t know your number), I assume your call is unimportant.
May 26, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Once again, with feeling:
If you call and do not leave a message (especially if I don’t know your number), I assume your call is unimportant.
If you call and do not leave a message (especially if I don’t know your number), I assume your call is unimportant.
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My passwords. They keep expiring.
May 27, 2024 at 11:31 AM
My passwords. They keep expiring.
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I sincerely wish vegetarian/vegan advocates would stop with the “tastes like chicken!” and “cabbage is better than meat!” because tbh I think it hurts the cause more than it helps it.
By all means tell me fried enoki mushrooms is delicious but I disbelieve it has the taste and texture of chicken.
By all means tell me fried enoki mushrooms is delicious but I disbelieve it has the taste and texture of chicken.
May 27, 2024 at 4:57 PM
I sincerely wish vegetarian/vegan advocates would stop with the “tastes like chicken!” and “cabbage is better than meat!” because tbh I think it hurts the cause more than it helps it.
By all means tell me fried enoki mushrooms is delicious but I disbelieve it has the taste and texture of chicken.
By all means tell me fried enoki mushrooms is delicious but I disbelieve it has the taste and texture of chicken.
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I just realized that the whole plot of Romeo and Juliet is only set in motion because Benvolio and Mercutio are dragging Romeo to the party. "Our buddy needs to get laid!" - Half of Verona's nobility ends up dead
May 26, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I just realized that the whole plot of Romeo and Juliet is only set in motion because Benvolio and Mercutio are dragging Romeo to the party. "Our buddy needs to get laid!" - Half of Verona's nobility ends up dead
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a 2-bunny morning walk!
May 27, 2024 at 12:59 PM
a 2-bunny morning walk!
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May 27, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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"When they find your bones they'll say you were a man!"
When I find your man I'm gonna bone him.
When I find your man I'm gonna bone him.
May 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM
"When they find your bones they'll say you were a man!"
When I find your man I'm gonna bone him.
When I find your man I'm gonna bone him.