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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 2d

Admiral: Shoot - my last text might've seemed weird...
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Admiral: I'll just send another to clarify! *Tap Tap Tap on his phone*
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Admiral: Or did that make it weirder? Better send one more to clear things up!
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Jen is sitting at home. Her phone is receiving dozens of messages

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 5d

it's that easy...

Admiral is sleepy and on his phone, eating breakfast.
Admiral: I'm exhausted! Google, how can I have a better sleep?
Google: To get better sleep, reduce your stress
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Admiral: Ok! How do I lower my stress?
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Google: To lower stress, get more sleep

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 6d

Panel One: The clock says 2:55
Admiral: Oooh! I've got a little extra time, I can draw for a bit!
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Panel Two:
Admiral: I just need to remember to stop in five minutes
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Panel Three: It is the future, Admiral is in a special case labelled "Cartoonist 2025 CE"
Admiral: whoops

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 6d

Panel One: The two rats talk to each other.
Ronda: Why... he thinks we're locals!
Jonda: What a compliment!
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Panel Two: They shake his hand
Ronda: I'm Ronda, this is my twin sister, Jonda. We're here on vacation, too!
Murray: Nice to meet you
Jonda: Charmed
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Panel three:
Ronda: We'd love for you to join us on some classic new york adventures!
Murray: Oh boy!
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Panel Four:
They scurry off, underneath a man's foot
Jonda: First, we'll fight a pigeon!!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 6d

Panel 1: We see New York City
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Panel 2: A little weird axolotl-type lizard boy is standing on the street. He's about half the height of a rat.
Murray: New York City! Murray, you've finally made it!
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Panel 3: He waves to two big rats
Murray: Hello! Hello there!
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Panel 4: I don't suppose you could spare a little "New York Charm" on a humble tourist?

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 8d

Admiral: This medieval fair really shows how UNFAIR things were in the past!
Jen: How so?
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Admiral: For one thing: there was no turn-taking!
*TJ is in the stocks*
TJ: If you wanted to be the criminal you shoulda got here first!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 8d

life has been bonkers lately so i've been prevented from posting, but if you go to admiralwonderboat.com and click random, it will show you one of the 600 admiral wonderboat's ❤️🐢

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 9d

Emma: Look! The new crosswalk buttons talk!!
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Crosswalk Button: You are travelling east
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Admiral: But... how does it know where we're going?

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 17d

soup is not a serious meal, and i love it

Admiral: It's lunchtime, but where's my food?
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Admiral hoists a mug aloft
Admiral: It's in this mug! I'm drinking my lunch!!
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TJ: Every time you have tomato soup
Jen: Every time.
Admiral: hee hee! silly lunch - what are you doing in that cup?

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 19d

We see a skyscraper labelled "Evil Opticians Inc," and from inside someone says "Mwa-ha-ha! We've finally done it!!"
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An evil optician is holding a box of carrots and is surrounded by carrots.
Evil Optician: Soon, the entire world will need to buy glasses!!
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Admiral and Jen are in the grocery store.
Jen: ...you think that's why they're out of carrots?
Admiral: Nothing else makes sense!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 20d

ignorance is bliss?

An anthropomorphic dog in a construction hat and business clothes is standing at his desk.
Bill: I've cut my screentime by 100%, and I've never been more relaxed!!
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A sign behind him says "Nuclear Safety Dept."
Another sign: "Days since last accident: 0"
Screens are flashing ALERT
Outside the window we can see nuclear reactors melting down
He has his eyes closed and feet on the desk

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 21d

Nedroid Picture Diary is one of the all-time finest, greatest most amazing comics of all-time

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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 21d

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

REGINALD: Hello, 911? Yes, my friend put on the mask from The Mask and now he's acting abnormally.
BEARTATO (green): "I'M SSSSSMOKING!"

REGINALD: Green, yeah. Real cartoony.
Yeah, he's saying all the lines but he's not getting them right.
BEARTATO (spinning in a tornado): "SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!"

REGINALD: I see. And that's the only solution?
Mm hmm. No, I understand. Thank you.
BEARTATO (hitting self with large mallet): "OH, BEHAVE!"

REGINALD (shedding a tear while loading a shotgun)
BEARTATO (dreamworks face): "DO *NOT* GO IN THERE!"

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 21d

it's just too fun to make up random filenames

Me Looking for a File:
*Admiral is typing at his computer*
Admiral: Why can't I find anything?
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Me naming a file:
*Admiral is talking little anthropomorphic files on his computer*
Admiral: I dub thee "fgwizjl.jpg"!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 22d

second opinion

Admiral is on a video chat with Jen.
Admiral: Jen is it ok to... sometimes be in a bad mood?
Jen: Of course! No one's happy all the time!
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Admiral: I told you so!
Toxic Positivity: I want a second opinion!

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 22d

ah! thank you :D

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 23d

being "out and about" is one of the best things in life

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 26d

old west town!

Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 26d

fooling around in tinker cad

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 28d

thanks, @procreate.com!

*Each panel of the comic looks wildly different*
Panel 1:
Admiral: Jen! I've got huge news!!
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Panel 2:
Jen: Let me guess... they added lots of new brushes to your drawing app?
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Panel 3:
Admiral: Yeah! How could you tell?

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 29d

thank you!!

Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · 29d

Who's that special boy?! 🥳 It's my birthdaaaaay!

Panel One: Admiral is on stage, under the spotlights.
Music: Who's that special boy?
Admiral: Who me?
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Panel Two:
Music: I said - who? Who? Who's that special boooooy?!
Admiral: Aww yeah!
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Panel Three: Admiral is on a cardboard box in his living room singing about his birthday.
Jen: His birthday show gets longer every year...
Emma *reading a book*: uh huh

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · Sep 16

thank you!

Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · Sep 16

a cautionary tale

Admiral: I learned some new slang to impress Emma!
Jen: You're sure about this?
Admiral: Jen, c'mon, I'm hip!
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Admiral: Skibidi, my dude! Vibe check! What's up? Hittin' the griddy on a goated grindset? No cap! 6-7!!
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Emma: No. NO. I hear that all day at school. I will not have it at home!
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Admiral: Emma... was not impressed.
Jen: What.. no way...

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Chris Naish - Admiral Wonderboat Comics @admiralwonderboat.bsky.social · Sep 15

This is amazing!!