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@jupitereyed.bsky.social
· Nov 28
Over on X, I had a running 🧵detailing the times my bf and I picked up on each other's line of thought and said exactly what the other was about to say or do what the other was about to do. I don't know why but this happens frequently with us and I want to start documenting it here on Bluesky, so...!
Oh, I wasn't aware the NYT could get up off its knees for a second.
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Oh, I wasn't aware the NYT could get up off its knees for a second.
Have had two MRI's in two completely different contexts, times, facilities, and ordering doctors...was told both times why, and I'm not even the fucking POTUS.
How many of you have had an MRI but you have no idea what they looked at? Asking for a “president.”
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Have had two MRI's in two completely different contexts, times, facilities, and ordering doctors...was told both times why, and I'm not even the fucking POTUS.
I tell you what, it's so interesting having so much Saturn influence and talking IRL to people who have...not that much. I can tell because anytime I try to do my Saturnian Thing™️ they VERY suddenly seem a little uncomfortable and try to change the subject.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I tell you what, it's so interesting having so much Saturn influence and talking IRL to people who have...not that much. I can tell because anytime I try to do my Saturnian Thing™️ they VERY suddenly seem a little uncomfortable and try to change the subject.
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
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Her parents owe their lives to the United States accepting them as asylum seekers fleeing religious persecution in Iraq in the 1980s. She wouldn't be here if we had not offered her family safe haven.
The hypocrisy is stunning.
The hypocrisy is stunning.
Habba: There were individuals that were saying that this should be a safe harbor, a safe haven. Why? America is America because we protect our own.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Her parents owe their lives to the United States accepting them as asylum seekers fleeing religious persecution in Iraq in the 1980s. She wouldn't be here if we had not offered her family safe haven.
The hypocrisy is stunning.
The hypocrisy is stunning.
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If a person is born under a specific celestial alignment, then important moments in their life will happen when the same celestial alignment reoccurs in the sky.
An introduction to an obscure but powerful timing technique called recurrence transits, which occur when a planetary alignment in the birth chart is repeated by a transit in the sky: youtu.be/GG0Il1QZkmU
Recurrence Transits in Astrology
YouTube video by The Astrology Podcast
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November 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If a person is born under a specific celestial alignment, then important moments in their life will happen when the same celestial alignment reoccurs in the sky.
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Alright everyone, making a quick announcement! Final nativity analyses for the year will be Azealia Banks on the hip-hop side and Stephen Miller on the political side! Y’all can expect those by the end of December. Just a reminder that political ones are behind a paywall, hip hop ones are free!
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Alright everyone, making a quick announcement! Final nativity analyses for the year will be Azealia Banks on the hip-hop side and Stephen Miller on the political side! Y’all can expect those by the end of December. Just a reminder that political ones are behind a paywall, hip hop ones are free!
The neighbor's dog has been barking outside for at least five hours and it's 45° and night, out...at what point do I call someone?
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The neighbor's dog has been barking outside for at least five hours and it's 45° and night, out...at what point do I call someone?
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対等になったね！
ロージーますます大好き...
ロージーますます大好き...
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
対等になったね！
ロージーますます大好き...
ロージーますます大好き...
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The diehards are starting to decide after much prayerful consideration with their beautiful brides that being in the minority next year sounds like a shit sandwich.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The diehards are starting to decide after much prayerful consideration with their beautiful brides that being in the minority next year sounds like a shit sandwich.
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
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ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE THIS CAME INTO OUR LIVES!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 VIV, THANK YOU FOR THIS!
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
ITS BEEN A YEAR SINCE THIS CAME INTO OUR LIVES!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭 VIV, THANK YOU FOR THIS!
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Take that depression🐥
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Take that depression🐥
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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I had to recap some of my heme iron capsules into size 4 capsules and I felt like a pharmacist but like...10X more messy.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I had to recap some of my heme iron capsules into size 4 capsules and I felt like a pharmacist but like...10X more messy.
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Another thing, when JD Vance and Stephen Miller are the folks you lean on for charisma and to speak to the people, you’re going to lose. Both of them have a personality that only sandpaper enthusiasts would enjoy.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Another thing, when JD Vance and Stephen Miller are the folks you lean on for charisma and to speak to the people, you’re going to lose. Both of them have a personality that only sandpaper enthusiasts would enjoy.
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The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The problem with that Whamageddon thing is that Last Christmas is a stone cold banger and trying to avoid it proves that you don't truly understand the meaning of the season, to celebrate our Lord and Savior, Saint George Michael.
Fuck around and find out 😎✌🏻
A top Republican in Indiana, whose daughter has Down Syndrome, just announced he will be voting to block Trump’s gerrymandering after Trump used the R-word to insult people yesterday.
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Fuck around and find out 😎✌🏻
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As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
We had to get a 65" TV because our new living room has us sitting 11ft back and we were STRUGGLING to read captions on a 43" lol
November 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
We had to get a 65" TV because our new living room has us sitting 11ft back and we were STRUGGLING to read captions on a 43" lol
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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Hey friends! I’m running a Black Friday sale until Monday on all consultation and gift cards!
Help celebrate Saturn stationing in my 2H by supporting my work and helping me make a living as a student 🪐
Use code ASTRO40 at check out ✨
delphicoracleastrology.com/book-now
Help celebrate Saturn stationing in my 2H by supporting my work and helping me make a living as a student 🪐
Use code ASTRO40 at check out ✨
delphicoracleastrology.com/book-now
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Hey friends! I’m running a Black Friday sale until Monday on all consultation and gift cards!
Help celebrate Saturn stationing in my 2H by supporting my work and helping me make a living as a student 🪐
Use code ASTRO40 at check out ✨
delphicoracleastrology.com/book-now
Help celebrate Saturn stationing in my 2H by supporting my work and helping me make a living as a student 🪐
Use code ASTRO40 at check out ✨
delphicoracleastrology.com/book-now