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Jupiter✨

@jupitereyed.bsky.social

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She/Her • 30's • 🌙💜☀️ • Queer • Astrology, Tarot & Numerology, Drawing, Yelling™️, Sociology • ☽♈︎ | AC♎︎ | ⨀♒︎

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Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · Nov 28

Over on X, I had a running 🧵detailing the times my bf and I picked up on each other's line of thought and said exactly what the other was about to say or do what the other was about to do. I don't know why but this happens frequently with us and I want to start documenting it here on Bluesky, so...!

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Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 4h

I stg if I had had more money and less anxiety, I could have been a medical specialist.

Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 4h

I'm learning a lot about blood and red blood cells and iron and ferritin; this shit is FASCINATING.

Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 4h

I'm learning a lot about blood and red blood cells and iron and ferritin; this shit is FASCINATING.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 4h

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

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Claude Monet @monet.bsky.social · 5h

Monet was frustrated by the bluish tint after cataract surgery.
He destroyed canvases—but refused to quit.

“I will paint almost blind, as Beethoven composed deaf,” he said.

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Center for Centauric Centering Services ⚷ @chirontrinealkaid.bsky.social · Jan 23

Ok lol
X whistleblower - they created thousands of fake accounts and wrote fake articles for them to argue about.
Gotta psychically clear out all the “people” I was made to be angry at, who don’t even exist.
open.substack.com/pub/theconce...

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Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 9h

I don't make fun of Gen X for being the lead generation. I make fun of Boomers for being the lead generation.

Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 9h

😭😭😭 THANK YOU 💜

Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you 😭

Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 9h

Thank you 💜

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Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 14h

This is like 6 or 7 things that have happened like this, now 😂💜

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Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 14h

And then I noticed the listing didn't include the washer and dryer, so Bae's mom was going to help us with that. But then the real estate agent went ahead of her own volition and asked the homeowners for they would leave the W/D, and they said "Sure!" We just found out today, lol.

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Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 14h

We were saying to each other "how are we going to fill a house? We want nice furniture pieces with cohesive flow, not hastily mismatched rooms, but $$$$$." And then two people were like "I'm selling all of this wooden furniture, we could give you what you want for cheap or even free."

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Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 14h

Ok, what the hell is going on 😂 I know I'm in my Sun/Sun Fardar (and there's a 50/50 chance Bae is in his too), but like. Circumstances keep lining up to help us now that we've decided to move? It's getting weird, but definitely also cool and appreciated.

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Jesse Dollemore @dollemore.com · 1d

Currently on a flight to Japan watching a Pentagon Assistant Press Secretary (Riley Podleski) work on a document in the open on her laptop. She spent the last hour copy and pasting headlines from articles critical of the Administration’s hostility toward the 1st amendment.

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Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 16h

Yesterday was the first day in at least 7 weeks that I felt good. My ferritin stores have theoretically only risen negligently, but lol is this what having iron to fuel almost every single process and part of my body is like???

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Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 17h

ICE arrested comedian Robby Roadsteamer for singing a parody of Rod Stewart’s “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy” in a Jeffrey Epstein the Giraffe costume outside their facility.

He sings “If you hate brown people / and you are a Nazi” and ICE thugs grab him and drag him into detention. No violence—just speech.

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Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 1d

Saw this coming from 5,000 miles away.

Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 1d

Well, so much for that ceasefire and peace deal and...
www.cbsnews.com/news/netanya...

Netanyahu says Hamas must disarm or "all hell breaks loose"

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu told "CBS Mornings" co-host Tony Dokoupil that conditions outlined in the 20-point plan "are very clear."

www.cbsnews.com

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ọlabimpe @olabimpe.bsky.social · 2d

Hi I'm back✨ I made these cute lil pocket sized raml notebooks (3"×6") with 2 fact sheets + 100 shields per notebook 🗒️

selling for $20 each (+$10 shipping from UAE)!
DM me if you're interested 💘

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Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 1d

Google, your photo software auto-editing absolutely sucks. I'm about ready to leave Pixel.

Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 1d

Well, the good news is that you know someone who has a house in Albuquerque as of early November and who has spare bedrooms if you don't want to spend money on a hotel or Airbnb...🙂‍↕️

Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely fucking gross.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

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Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 1d

These are disgusting people who scream bloody murder about anyone so much as sniggering about Kirk's murder and espousing that leftists are the violent ones while also advocating to killing fellow American citizens who oppose them.

Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 1d

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

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Jupiter✨ @jupitereyed.bsky.social · 1d

This fucking ass clown.

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 1d

‘I am the only one that matters’: Trump deals praise and insults at Gaza summit

Self-styled world’s greatest peacemaker calls Meloni ‘beautiful’ and Erdoğan a ‘friend’, but takes jab at Iraqi and Canadian leaders

www.theguardian.com

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kira ✨ @kiraryberg.bsky.social · 2d

FEELING SEEN: THE GUIDEBOOK AND WORKSHOP IS HERE!!

This collaboration with @maegkeane.bsky.social is a 3.5-hour (pre-recorded) workshop AND a 160-page guidebook all about interpreting aspects.

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