Juan Solo
@juan-solo.bsky.social
Energy efficiency nerd, dadding. Preparing to be fed to the sandworm.
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Back to back brutal Super Bowls for Drakes
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Back to back brutal Super Bowls for Drakes
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Shoutout to whichever insurance company let him climb that pole without a harness. The understated MVP
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Shoutout to whichever insurance company let him climb that pole without a harness. The understated MVP
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If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside!
January 25, 2026 at 7:59 AM
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside!
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We are fighting the Devil. It’s that simple. I don’t know what else to call evil in physical form like this.
January 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
We are fighting the Devil. It’s that simple. I don’t know what else to call evil in physical form like this.
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Just shared this one Facebook, because I had to get the words out. Sharing here in case its in any way useful to you.
January 21, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Just shared this one Facebook, because I had to get the words out. Sharing here in case its in any way useful to you.
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They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
January 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Heh, nice touch @baseball-reference.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Heh, nice touch @baseball-reference.com
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TPUSA's alternative Super Bowl halftime show is finally shaping up!
December 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
TPUSA's alternative Super Bowl halftime show is finally shaping up!
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If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
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astronomy news! in the next two weeks, the ball that albert pujols hit off brad lidge in the 2005 nlcs is expected to pass by saturn
December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
astronomy news! in the next two weeks, the ball that albert pujols hit off brad lidge in the 2005 nlcs is expected to pass by saturn
Great to get a new album from this guy, a bright light in a year that (gestures to all the things) sucked ass
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Great to get a new album from this guy, a bright light in a year that (gestures to all the things) sucked ass
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This is exquisite bullshit from Google because turning it off also disables inbox tabs, so every junk email you would automatically file away in Promotions or Updates now makes your phone buzz.
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
This is exquisite bullshit from Google because turning it off also disables inbox tabs, so every junk email you would automatically file away in Promotions or Updates now makes your phone buzz.
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no more pennies? that's just non-cents
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
no more pennies? that's just non-cents
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Fire Chief Dick Durbin, showing up at the four-alarm inferno with a coupon good for one (1) discounted glass of water, redeemable in three weeks.
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Fire Chief Dick Durbin, showing up at the four-alarm inferno with a coupon good for one (1) discounted glass of water, redeemable in three weeks.
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This is the jurisprudentual equivalent of hearing the four-note beat from "Not Like Us" hit
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is the jurisprudentual equivalent of hearing the four-note beat from "Not Like Us" hit
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What kind of fire? WHAT KIND OF FIRE, HOWARD?
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
What kind of fire? WHAT KIND OF FIRE, HOWARD?
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Every church should be doing this, and if your church isn’t, you’re at the wrong church.
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Every church should be doing this, and if your church isn’t, you’re at the wrong church.
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Surprise — Katie and Allison Crutchfield's new band with MJ Lenderman and Brad Cook is called Snocaps, and their debut album is out now:
Katie & Allison Crutchfield, MJ Lenderman, & Brad Cook Are Snocaps — Hear Their Surprise Debut Album
We knew something was afoot, we just didn’t know we’d be getting so much of it so quickly.
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October 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Surprise — Katie and Allison Crutchfield's new band with MJ Lenderman and Brad Cook is called Snocaps, and their debut album is out now:
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if i send you this it means get your affairs in order
October 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
if i send you this it means get your affairs in order
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
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There is nothing fun about fun sized
October 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
There is nothing fun about fun sized
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In Matt 25 Jesus says that individuals & nations will be judged by how they care for the poor & sick.
Govt is shutdown bc GOP wants to throw 12-20 million low-income/disabled Americans off Medicaid.
Bc the GOP uses Jesus as a prop, while despising His actual commandments.
Govt is shutdown bc GOP wants to throw 12-20 million low-income/disabled Americans off Medicaid.
Bc the GOP uses Jesus as a prop, while despising His actual commandments.
October 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
In Matt 25 Jesus says that individuals & nations will be judged by how they care for the poor & sick.
Govt is shutdown bc GOP wants to throw 12-20 million low-income/disabled Americans off Medicaid.
Bc the GOP uses Jesus as a prop, while despising His actual commandments.
Govt is shutdown bc GOP wants to throw 12-20 million low-income/disabled Americans off Medicaid.
Bc the GOP uses Jesus as a prop, while despising His actual commandments.