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Philly Sports & nonsense. Fuck Bill James.
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The Birds are down by a touchdown
And they need points now
We need six here, scream Philadelphia Dads!
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Watch the Phillies Japanese efforts yield a white dude
@JonHeyman tweeted
RHP Kyle Keller, one of the most effective relievers in Japan the past 4 years, is due to become a free agent Dec, 1. With Hanshin and Yomiuri he posted a 2.42 ERA in 152.1 IP, 10.5 K/9, .184 OAVG, 1.05 WHIP. 2 seasons with sub-2.00 ERA. Intriguing option for MLB and NPB.
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Skill wise he would be a fantastic addition. I don’t know that he would be tough enough mentally to play here, just looking at some of the things that have happened in the past year or so with him.
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The best Star Wars movie is Spaceballs.
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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senate democrats fucked this so bad it's unreal. now they look like pussies for backing down AND Trump gets to be the one to save healthcare. masterful work sirs
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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great, they’re already breaking the first rule
Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."

They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Sonny Gray ends up better off than both Sonny Red & Sonny Black
Ken_Rosenthal tweeted
@JonHeyman So Gray winds up with $1M more in guaranteed money - his inducement for waiving his no-trade clause (players consider a no-trade something of value, and do not give it away). Strength of Cardinals’ return - Fitts and Clarke - likely indicates Cardinals paying
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This trade, which includes no pieces that help the Phillies, is a sign Dave Drombrowski needs to be fired; my column:
The St. Louis Cardinals will receive LHP Brandon Clarke and RHP Richard Fitts in return for Gray, per Jeff Passan. Clarke was the Red Sox's 5th-ranked prospect.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Dick Fitts?!?!
@JeffPassan tweeted
Full trade, per ESPN sources:

Boston Red Sox receive: Sonny Gray and cash

St. Louis Cardinals receive: LHP Brandon Clarke and RHP Richard Fitts
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The City of Philadelphia vs MOVE
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Time to learn about cheesesteaks & Tastykakes, mfer
RT @JomboyMedia: Imai Tatsuya would rather beat a team like the Dodgers than play with them
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Look, if they're going after Mark Kelly, of all people, it kind of explodes the whole centrist idea that you can stay inoffensive enough to fly under the radar.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The intriguing thing about Adolis is him getting to work with Kevin Long. I know, I know we all hate Long, but he’s done a lot of work with guys and got them back on track. A hitting coach can’t change a guy’s DNA, but he can help tweak the process & mechanics
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
At the end of it, it gives the game away-no apps, no choice, just a fucking algorithm feeding you what its master thinks you want.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Is your friend named Grok?
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It’s dangerous doing this on the day my subscription payment went thru
The Eagles' loss to the Cowboys "will lead to more questions about an Eagles offense that has been under siege all season," argues @inkstainedretch.bsky.social.
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Leave Gipson & Patullo in Texas
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Say what now?
Brandon Nimmo has been traded to the Texas Rangers, per source. A trade that will also send Marcus Semien to the New York Mets.
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The fucking ref is right there & fucked the call. Just incompetent
November 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The great legal scholar he consulted was Roland Friesler
President insists his word is the one and only law in this land.
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM