Jesse Pohlman (He/Him)
@jpohlmanwriting.com
Queer, Pagan Sci-Fi/Fantasy author from Long Island, NY. Recovering Teacher, ex-Lifeguard.
Not a big fan of AI "art" unless it's made by a real-deal AGI Sapience that doesn't yet exist. Ask before DMing, please.
https://www.JPohlmanWriting.com/about
Not a big fan of AI "art" unless it's made by a real-deal AGI Sapience that doesn't yet exist. Ask before DMing, please.
https://www.JPohlmanWriting.com/about
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About — Jesse Pohlman
jpohlmanwriting.com
Hi there, I'm Jesse Pohlman. I'm a #Queer #Pagan author from Long Island, New York. I write #SciFi/#Fantasy. 📌
You can read all about my background/bio here: jpohlmanwriting.com/about
I tend to use my "Pinned Post" to track accomplishments, events, etc as a thread.🧵
What's that mean?
You can read all about my background/bio here: jpohlmanwriting.com/about
I tend to use my "Pinned Post" to track accomplishments, events, etc as a thread.🧵
What's that mean?
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Every Democrat going on air should take the first question and then say something like “Before I answer that I need to express my outrage and disgust at the president’s bigoted and vulgar insults about the Somali people. There is something seriously wrong with him. He is a sick man.”
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Every Democrat going on air should take the first question and then say something like “Before I answer that I need to express my outrage and disgust at the president’s bigoted and vulgar insults about the Somali people. There is something seriously wrong with him. He is a sick man.”
Welp.
Yikes.
Yikes.
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Welp.
Yikes.
Yikes.
I am still in favor of emptying GITMO out of everyone unlawfully held there.
But I might have an idea for who could go there to replace them.
American war criminals.
Of course, they'd need upgrades for humane treatment, but that's a small consideration.
(See also: Double-Tap.)
But I might have an idea for who could go there to replace them.
American war criminals.
Of course, they'd need upgrades for humane treatment, but that's a small consideration.
(See also: Double-Tap.)
December 3, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I am still in favor of emptying GITMO out of everyone unlawfully held there.
But I might have an idea for who could go there to replace them.
American war criminals.
Of course, they'd need upgrades for humane treatment, but that's a small consideration.
(See also: Double-Tap.)
But I might have an idea for who could go there to replace them.
American war criminals.
Of course, they'd need upgrades for humane treatment, but that's a small consideration.
(See also: Double-Tap.)
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
For the record:
Squarespace search is broken (again), the old fix doesn't work, they don't know when it will be fixed and they refuse to give me a discount.
So...In case you were thinking of switching to Squarespace, I no longer recommend them.
Squarespace search is broken (again), the old fix doesn't work, they don't know when it will be fixed and they refuse to give me a discount.
So...In case you were thinking of switching to Squarespace, I no longer recommend them.
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
For the record:
Squarespace search is broken (again), the old fix doesn't work, they don't know when it will be fixed and they refuse to give me a discount.
So...In case you were thinking of switching to Squarespace, I no longer recommend them.
Squarespace search is broken (again), the old fix doesn't work, they don't know when it will be fixed and they refuse to give me a discount.
So...In case you were thinking of switching to Squarespace, I no longer recommend them.
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Lithgow saying that a family friend with a trans kid came to him and literally said “please don’t do this” and he did it anyway really gives the game away. they don’t not know
Once again thinking about every actor trying to justify taking the money for the new HP series.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Lithgow saying that a family friend with a trans kid came to him and literally said “please don’t do this” and he did it anyway really gives the game away. they don’t not know
Holy shit Hakeem Jeffries sucks.
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Holy shit Hakeem Jeffries sucks.
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Here’s my Wrapped for the year.
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Here’s my Wrapped for the year.
Wowwww. Third??? In a year???
Yo I'm glad I'm uninvolved, too! But damn.
Yo I'm glad I'm uninvolved, too! But damn.
I'm not even dealing with Ingram at the moment and that third price hike of the year made me want to cuss someone out.
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wowwww. Third??? In a year???
Yo I'm glad I'm uninvolved, too! But damn.
Yo I'm glad I'm uninvolved, too! But damn.
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On Saturday December 13th, I will be hosting:
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
On Saturday December 13th, I will be hosting:
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
“The Worst Charity Stream”
For every 1000 dollars we raise, I will play Shenmue 3: Enhanced Edition for an additional hour
There will be guests. There Will be a punishment wheel.
Money raised will be in aid of Palestine
www.twitch.tv/supereyepatc...
Well...*Sigh*
This is my dad's first deathaversary without Ariel, our cat, still in this world. She passed in March.
Kinda hits extra hard. I miss them both so much right now.
You can read about her story, and my dad's goofy-ass role in it, here: jpohlmanwriting.com/blog/2025/3/...
This is my dad's first deathaversary without Ariel, our cat, still in this world. She passed in March.
Kinda hits extra hard. I miss them both so much right now.
You can read about her story, and my dad's goofy-ass role in it, here: jpohlmanwriting.com/blog/2025/3/...
The Tale Of Ariel, The Office Cat — Jesse Pohlman
Telling the tale of Ariel, The Office Cat. April 2012 - March 4th, 2025.
jpohlmanwriting.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Well...*Sigh*
This is my dad's first deathaversary without Ariel, our cat, still in this world. She passed in March.
Kinda hits extra hard. I miss them both so much right now.
You can read about her story, and my dad's goofy-ass role in it, here: jpohlmanwriting.com/blog/2025/3/...
This is my dad's first deathaversary without Ariel, our cat, still in this world. She passed in March.
Kinda hits extra hard. I miss them both so much right now.
You can read about her story, and my dad's goofy-ass role in it, here: jpohlmanwriting.com/blog/2025/3/...
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there's no way Peter Thiel isn't paying Rogan to say this
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
there's no way Peter Thiel isn't paying Rogan to say this
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Remember how this was at four last night? Well. It's at one now.
Maybe I can convince the internet to make a pre-order be what gets me over the line?
ko-fi.com/anotherindie...
anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus
Maybe I can convince the internet to make a pre-order be what gets me over the line?
ko-fi.com/anotherindie...
anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus
Four more sales this year until milestone number!
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Remember how this was at four last night? Well. It's at one now.
Maybe I can convince the internet to make a pre-order be what gets me over the line?
ko-fi.com/anotherindie...
anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus
Maybe I can convince the internet to make a pre-order be what gets me over the line?
ko-fi.com/anotherindie...
anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus
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@writehive.bsky.social is a great non-profit program for writers who put on a con, events, a discord server, scholarships & more. Support them & pick up gifts at their Silent Auction (until 12/17). All 3 of my books are bundled for bid along with much much more!
www.32auctions.com/organization...
www.32auctions.com/organization...
WriteHive 2025 Silent Auction
Silent auction 'WriteHive 2025 Silent Auction' hosted online at 32auctions.
www.32auctions.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@writehive.bsky.social is a great non-profit program for writers who put on a con, events, a discord server, scholarships & more. Support them & pick up gifts at their Silent Auction (until 12/17). All 3 of my books are bundled for bid along with much much more!
www.32auctions.com/organization...
www.32auctions.com/organization...
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Anyone casually weighing in on this race needs to understand this.
If you ever wondered what GOP gerrymandering looks like in red states with blue cities, I present:
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Anyone casually weighing in on this race needs to understand this.
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December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Don't know who bought a copy of #Protostar: Memoirs Of The Messenger, but, enjoy! :)
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Don't know who bought a copy of #Protostar: Memoirs Of The Messenger, but, enjoy! :)
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What kind of president would say something so disgusting? It’s downright unAmeric—
Oh wait… I forgot that Abraham Lincoln & Thomas Jefferson said the same thing.
Never mind
Oh wait… I forgot that Abraham Lincoln & Thomas Jefferson said the same thing.
Never mind
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What kind of president would say something so disgusting? It’s downright unAmeric—
Oh wait… I forgot that Abraham Lincoln & Thomas Jefferson said the same thing.
Never mind
Oh wait… I forgot that Abraham Lincoln & Thomas Jefferson said the same thing.
Never mind
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Huh, like it was an intentional action using government forces to make it easier for the privately owned bank and the receiver to get their way.
(I said we should put a pin in this. This is why.)
(I said we should put a pin in this. This is why.)
“We found out the day after our presser that Wells Fargo, the bank that owns this building, worked with Friedman Communities, the receiver of this building, to go to the court and request that people be moved out by Dec. 12. That’s next Friday."
thetriibe.com/2025/12/resi...
thetriibe.com/2025/12/resi...
Residents of South Shore building raided by ICE must move by Dec. 12 • The TRiiBE
Many tenants found out about the eviction notice just a day before Thanksgiving
thetriibe.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Huh, like it was an intentional action using government forces to make it easier for the privately owned bank and the receiver to get their way.
(I said we should put a pin in this. This is why.)
(I said we should put a pin in this. This is why.)
Hillary Clinton has learned absolutely nothing, I guess.
Hopefully Democrats do, but so far their leadership has utterly failed.
Hopefully Democrats do, but so far their leadership has utterly failed.
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Hillary Clinton has learned absolutely nothing, I guess.
Hopefully Democrats do, but so far their leadership has utterly failed.
Hopefully Democrats do, but so far their leadership has utterly failed.
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Remember—Billionaire philanthropy is PR
$6.25B is a lot of money. It’s also only 4.1% of the $152B Michael Dell has hoarded. If Dell paid the 37% tax rate on the wealthy he'd pay $56.25B—and still have nearly $100B, more than he'd ever need
Taxation of billionaires > philanthropy from billionaires
$6.25B is a lot of money. It’s also only 4.1% of the $152B Michael Dell has hoarded. If Dell paid the 37% tax rate on the wealthy he'd pay $56.25B—and still have nearly $100B, more than he'd ever need
Taxation of billionaires > philanthropy from billionaires
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Remember—Billionaire philanthropy is PR
$6.25B is a lot of money. It’s also only 4.1% of the $152B Michael Dell has hoarded. If Dell paid the 37% tax rate on the wealthy he'd pay $56.25B—and still have nearly $100B, more than he'd ever need
Taxation of billionaires > philanthropy from billionaires
$6.25B is a lot of money. It’s also only 4.1% of the $152B Michael Dell has hoarded. If Dell paid the 37% tax rate on the wealthy he'd pay $56.25B—and still have nearly $100B, more than he'd ever need
Taxation of billionaires > philanthropy from billionaires
Not doing well for "vote blue no matter who."
Oh, wait, he waited until it was clear Zohran was gonna win before he bothered to invoke that, huh?
I wish the Greens were a real party and not a scam.
I hope @workingfamilies.org capitalizes.
Oh, wait, he waited until it was clear Zohran was gonna win before he bothered to invoke that, huh?
I wish the Greens were a real party and not a scam.
I hope @workingfamilies.org capitalizes.
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Not doing well for "vote blue no matter who."
Oh, wait, he waited until it was clear Zohran was gonna win before he bothered to invoke that, huh?
I wish the Greens were a real party and not a scam.
I hope @workingfamilies.org capitalizes.
Oh, wait, he waited until it was clear Zohran was gonna win before he bothered to invoke that, huh?
I wish the Greens were a real party and not a scam.
I hope @workingfamilies.org capitalizes.
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It’s important to note from a military perspective that if a subordinate is about to give an unlawful order & his senior knows about it, it’s also a requirement for the senior official to stop him from executing it. And then counsel/discipline him.
So there’s that, too.
So there’s that, too.
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It’s important to note from a military perspective that if a subordinate is about to give an unlawful order & his senior knows about it, it’s also a requirement for the senior official to stop him from executing it. And then counsel/discipline him.
So there’s that, too.
So there’s that, too.
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LONG RAMBLING EMOTIONAL THREAD:
It's World AIDS Day. Since the Administration has decided to keep it quiet, I'd like to share my introduction to AIDS.
I grew up in Seattle. My mom remarried a man who had a brother who was a King County Sheriff's Deputy. His name was Terry and he was gay. 1/x
It's World AIDS Day. Since the Administration has decided to keep it quiet, I'd like to share my introduction to AIDS.
I grew up in Seattle. My mom remarried a man who had a brother who was a King County Sheriff's Deputy. His name was Terry and he was gay. 1/x
December 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
LONG RAMBLING EMOTIONAL THREAD:
It's World AIDS Day. Since the Administration has decided to keep it quiet, I'd like to share my introduction to AIDS.
I grew up in Seattle. My mom remarried a man who had a brother who was a King County Sheriff's Deputy. His name was Terry and he was gay. 1/x
It's World AIDS Day. Since the Administration has decided to keep it quiet, I'd like to share my introduction to AIDS.
I grew up in Seattle. My mom remarried a man who had a brother who was a King County Sheriff's Deputy. His name was Terry and he was gay. 1/x
You see, the rain has to trickle down to nourish those at the bottom! Totally not dystopian!
I could have spent a year and would never have come up with a worse slogan than “Strong Floor, No Ceiling.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You see, the rain has to trickle down to nourish those at the bottom! Totally not dystopian!