Joseph
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Cowboys/Stars/Rangers/Mavs || P1 || TX ✈️ FL || #NoZeroDays || 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇵🇭 || Trading Card and Hockey Jersey Enjoyer || This is my inner monologue
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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seeing mooterus jersey slander on reddit. let me be clear: if you hate the mooterus, you hate women
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
seeing mooterus jersey slander on reddit. let me be clear: if you hate the mooterus, you hate women
Re-upping this because Brad Alberts did the 👀 tweet again.
If this is close to what the Stars reveal as their new alternate jersey, I’m sending them a blank check and having them write down whatever amount they think is fair.
#TexasHockey
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November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Re-upping this because Brad Alberts did the 👀 tweet again.
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This guy gets it.
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
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David Clayton is running for congress in NC's District 5 against #FuckMAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself.👇
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David Clayton is running for congress in NC's District 5 against #FuckMAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself.👇
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This guy gets it.
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It's the same picture dot gif
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's the same picture dot gif
Why would they boo Robo?
Robo is literally unbooable.
Robo is literally unbooable.
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Why would they boo Robo?
Robo is literally unbooable.
Robo is literally unbooable.
Could've used a Mikko Rantanen-type player for that 5-on-3.
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Could've used a Mikko Rantanen-type player for that 5-on-3.
Not great, Bob.
Rantanen gets five and a game for boarding on Coronato. Honestly, feels like Coronato pulled up a bit here, but the result was awful, with Coronato bleeding heavily.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Not great, Bob.
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can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
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More racing at sunset please.
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
More racing at sunset please.
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Mark Sanford had the most "normal" sex scandal of any Republican ever apart from leaving the country and lying about in a particularly silly way.
Somehow MARK SANFORD ends up looking like the reasonable one here.
That’d be like Marjorie Taylor Greene telling people “hey, cool it with the conspiracy theories.”
<puts hand to earpiece>
That’d be like Marjorie Taylor Greene telling people “hey, cool it with the conspiracy theories.”
<puts hand to earpiece>
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Mark Sanford had the most "normal" sex scandal of any Republican ever apart from leaving the country and lying about in a particularly silly way.
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Happy Birthday to Ken Griffey Jr! The 13-time All-Star and 10-time Gold Glove winner began his professional career in 1987 playing against the Spokane Indians in the Northwest League. Thanks to KXLY’s Rick Lukens for this look back at the Hall of Famer’s time in the Lilac City. #GoSpo
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Happy Birthday to Ken Griffey Jr! The 13-time All-Star and 10-time Gold Glove winner began his professional career in 1987 playing against the Spokane Indians in the Northwest League. Thanks to KXLY’s Rick Lukens for this look back at the Hall of Famer’s time in the Lilac City. #GoSpo
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Mamdani is currently the coolest most popular man in New York, a role Trump has always coveted. He wants to convey that he and NYC’s Coolest Man™️ are best friends.
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Mamdani is currently the coolest most popular man in New York, a role Trump has always coveted. He wants to convey that he and NYC’s Coolest Man™️ are best friends.
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The thing that matters most to Trump is being perceived as a winner. If he's alongside a winner, he will happily destroy months of Republican talking points to be "in" with the winner. It's that simple.
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The thing that matters most to Trump is being perceived as a winner. If he's alongside a winner, he will happily destroy months of Republican talking points to be "in" with the winner. It's that simple.
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Well clearly that Mamdani news is the biggest thing that’s going to happen today and I can safely log o—-
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Well clearly that Mamdani news is the biggest thing that’s going to happen today and I can safely log o—-
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Loaded tots (or sweet potato fries?) with Thanksgiving leftovers, tell me y’all see the vision
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Loaded tots (or sweet potato fries?) with Thanksgiving leftovers, tell me y’all see the vision
Your bowels the day before the colonoscopy:
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Your bowels the day before the colonoscopy:
Everybody remembers when Dirk and the Mavs took on Russell Bestbroon.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Everybody remembers when Dirk and the Mavs took on Russell Bestbroon.
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
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