Joseph
@josephruscitti.bsky.social
Cowboys/Stars/Rangers/Mavs || P1 || TX ✈️ FL || #NoZeroDays || 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇵🇭 || Trading Card and Hockey Jersey Enjoyer || This is my inner monologue
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
Your bowels the day before the colonoscopy:
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Your bowels the day before the colonoscopy:
Everybody remembers when Dirk and the Mavs took on Russell Bestbroon.
November 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Everybody remembers when Dirk and the Mavs took on Russell Bestbroon.
If you’re the driver of this Jaguar who tried to ✨get in front✨ of this ambulance on I-295, I hope you get chronic diarrhea.
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If you’re the driver of this Jaguar who tried to ✨get in front✨ of this ambulance on I-295, I hope you get chronic diarrhea.
Just sick (complimentary)
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Just sick (complimentary)
If this is close to what the Stars reveal as their new alternate jersey, I’m sending them a blank check and having them write down whatever amount they think is fair.
#TexasHockey
#TexasHockey
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If this is close to what the Stars reveal as their new alternate jersey, I’m sending them a blank check and having them write down whatever amount they think is fair.
#TexasHockey
#TexasHockey
On sale for $160. Don’t think I’m going after these sloppy seconds.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
On sale for $160. Don’t think I’m going after these sloppy seconds.
@ashholesmith.bsky.social happy birthday!
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
@ashholesmith.bsky.social happy birthday!
Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Byron Hanspard.
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Byron Hanspard.
My k/d ratio is gonna be so bad.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My k/d ratio is gonna be so bad.
Unity on the skyline.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Unity on the skyline.
He’s talking to you and your bitchass socks, Nico.
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
He’s talking to you and your bitchass socks, Nico.
Drop something WHITE ❄️🐇🖤🦢🦴
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Drop something WHITE ❄️🐇🖤🦢🦴
