Joseph
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Cowboys/Stars/Rangers/Mavs || P1 || TX ✈️ FL || #NoZeroDays || 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇵🇭 || Trading Card and Hockey Jersey Enjoyer || This is my inner monologue
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Never believe the fuckers who say "why bother, they already won"
NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Never believe the fuckers who say "why bother, they already won"
My YouTube year in review.
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My YouTube year in review.
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Happy birthday (12/03/1995) to former Dallas Stars defenseman Julius Honka. The 1st round pick in the 2014 NHL draft recorded 13 points (2-11-13) in 87 games for Dallas between 2016-2019.
📸: Matthew Stockman/Getty Images
#TexasHockey
📸: Matthew Stockman/Getty Images
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December 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Happy birthday (12/03/1995) to former Dallas Stars defenseman Julius Honka. The 1st round pick in the 2014 NHL draft recorded 13 points (2-11-13) in 87 games for Dallas between 2016-2019.
📸: Matthew Stockman/Getty Images
#TexasHockey
📸: Matthew Stockman/Getty Images
#TexasHockey
Are you kidding me?
Gulutzan said Seguin “is going to be out a significant amount to time, probably the rest of the season.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Are you kidding me?
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You know I think maybe we should call it something else if we're gonna do this during Thanksgiving week.
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You know I think maybe we should call it something else if we're gonna do this during Thanksgiving week.
While y’all enjoyed actual food this week, my Thanksgiving meal consisted of crackers and antibiotics, so this was a pretty fair depiction of my week.
My face when I have to poop right after I took a shower.
Found a donut at the PAWS Thrift Store. 😂
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
While y’all enjoyed actual food this week, my Thanksgiving meal consisted of crackers and antibiotics, so this was a pretty fair depiction of my week.
My face when I have to poop right after I took a shower.
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
My face when I have to poop right after I took a shower.
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Imagine if your partner left you for the autocomplete function. bsky.app/profile/junl...
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Imagine if your partner left you for the autocomplete function. bsky.app/profile/junl...
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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seeing mooterus jersey slander on reddit. let me be clear: if you hate the mooterus, you hate women
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
seeing mooterus jersey slander on reddit. let me be clear: if you hate the mooterus, you hate women
Re-upping this because Brad Alberts did the 👀 tweet again.
If this is close to what the Stars reveal as their new alternate jersey, I’m sending them a blank check and having them write down whatever amount they think is fair.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Re-upping this because Brad Alberts did the 👀 tweet again.
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This guy gets it.
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
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David Clayton is running for congress in NC's District 5 against #FuckMAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself.👇
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David Clayton is running for congress in NC's District 5 against #FuckMAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself.👇
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This guy gets it.
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It's the same picture dot gif
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's the same picture dot gif
Why would they boo Robo?
Robo is literally unbooable.
Robo is literally unbooable.
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Why would they boo Robo?
Robo is literally unbooable.
Robo is literally unbooable.
Could've used a Mikko Rantanen-type player for that 5-on-3.
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Could've used a Mikko Rantanen-type player for that 5-on-3.
Not great, Bob.
Rantanen gets five and a game for boarding on Coronato. Honestly, feels like Coronato pulled up a bit here, but the result was awful, with Coronato bleeding heavily.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Not great, Bob.
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can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****