AG
nottodaysatans.bsky.social
AG
@nottodaysatans.bsky.social
I’ll never tell…
Considering I didn’t have audible for most of the year and used Everand/Libby this is kinda terrifying.
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Go Noles! The one team we can count on for a natty 🫡 ⚽️
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Sitting in the vet waiting room and it’s wild how many pet owners try to call and ask for a prescription from a place that’s never seen their pet before?!
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I replaced all the hardwired smoke detectors in my house so I feel like I need an award. I had no idea the smoke/CO combos with 10 yr batteries are like $75 🫨
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I thought I took her on a hike but then all the pictures are her making sure I’m having a good time. “Isn’t this place cool ma?”
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m going to need everyone to stop suggesting we could win the title now. It’s too early and we’re us. Don’t jinx it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Some dude I knew in grad school 15 years ago replied to an insta story laughing that I was an AVFC fan. Sir we are in third take your laughter elsewhere!
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Don’t worry I’ve been irate for the past 30 years.
Cowboys fans should be irate. Playoff chances weren't lost in this game. They were lost by having to play short-handed on defense for the first 9 weeks of the season.
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just when I thought our coaching situation couldn’t get more embarrassing lol. We are a deeply unserious program rn.
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Remember I said my room is cold as shit? The dog agrees.
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My room is the coldest in my house. I’m freezing so bad I impulse bought a bed jet
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Didn’t get a 99 jersey.
a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words " aaand it 's gone "
ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words " aaand it 's gone "
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December 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I can’t handle this dog in this donut. I feel bad for her but man does she look hilarious 😂
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Birdee’s surgery suit wasn’t covering her back sutures well enough so I had to fashion some shorts. She is not pleased. She ended up pulling them off so she’s back in the cone anyway 🙄
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I lost a good amount of sleep for this because I enjoyed playing so much. Great game.
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Jamie Benn #400
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Shocked Norvell is keeping his job tbh.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Absolutely dying at an Everton player getting a red for bitch slapping his own captain. 😂 ☠️
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So turns out I’m getting a brother not a sister for Birdee… feels strange since I planned on the girl for a year but I’m adjusting
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The most annoying thing on Reddit is at least once a day in the dog advice subs, someone who doesn’t know boy dogs have nipples posts a pic asking what they are. THEY’RE NIPPLES JANET. Jesus.
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Honestly same.
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In case you aren’t sure we’re in a cursed timeline - my refrigerator offered to install tumblr today.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My mom tries to play like she’s not also obsessed with the dog. But when she woke up from surgery the FIRST thing she asked was if the dog was ok from being alone all day 😂
a cartoon girl says plus you love her
ALT: a cartoon girl says plus you love her
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November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Every day of my professional life I get pissed off bc the authors of insurance policy standard forms put punctuation outside the quotation marks. WHY DO THEY DO THIS
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM