AG
nottodaysatans.bsky.social
AG
@nottodaysatans.bsky.social
I’ll never tell…
I don’t get Apple Watch sometimes. I was up and around - made coffee and breakfast. But then after I sit down I get the time to stand alert. WYM I already should’ve gotten it?!?
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I was trying to take pics of spare Xmas lights to give away on FB Marketplace and accidentally got this of the dog judging me
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Considering I didn’t have audible for most of the year and used Everand/Libby this is kinda terrifying.
December 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Go Noles! The one team we can count on for a natty 🫡 ⚽️
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Sitting in the vet waiting room and it’s wild how many pet owners try to call and ask for a prescription from a place that’s never seen their pet before?!
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I replaced all the hardwired smoke detectors in my house so I feel like I need an award. I had no idea the smoke/CO combos with 10 yr batteries are like $75 🫨
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I thought I took her on a hike but then all the pictures are her making sure I’m having a good time. “Isn’t this place cool ma?”
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’m going to need everyone to stop suggesting we could win the title now. It’s too early and we’re us. Don’t jinx it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Some dude I knew in grad school 15 years ago replied to an insta story laughing that I was an AVFC fan. Sir we are in third take your laughter elsewhere!
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Don’t worry I’ve been irate for the past 30 years.
Cowboys fans should be irate. Playoff chances weren't lost in this game. They were lost by having to play short-handed on defense for the first 9 weeks of the season.
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just when I thought our coaching situation couldn’t get more embarrassing lol. We are a deeply unserious program rn.
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Remember I said my room is cold as shit? The dog agrees.
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My room is the coldest in my house. I’m freezing so bad I impulse bought a bed jet
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Didn’t get a 99 jersey.
a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words " aaand it 's gone "
ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting at a desk with the words " aaand it 's gone "
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I can’t handle this dog in this donut. I feel bad for her but man does she look hilarious 😂
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Birdee’s surgery suit wasn’t covering her back sutures well enough so I had to fashion some shorts. She is not pleased. She ended up pulling them off so she’s back in the cone anyway 🙄
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I lost a good amount of sleep for this because I enjoyed playing so much. Great game.
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Jamie Benn #400
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Shocked Norvell is keeping his job tbh.
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Absolutely dying at an Everton player getting a red for bitch slapping his own captain. 😂 ☠️
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
So turns out I’m getting a brother not a sister for Birdee… feels strange since I planned on the girl for a year but I’m adjusting
November 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The most annoying thing on Reddit is at least once a day in the dog advice subs, someone who doesn’t know boy dogs have nipples posts a pic asking what they are. THEY’RE NIPPLES JANET. Jesus.
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Honestly same.
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
In case you aren’t sure we’re in a cursed timeline - my refrigerator offered to install tumblr today.
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM