Like unhappy families, each microblogging site is batshit insane in its own way.

you can't spell "tariffs" without "FFS"

fellas, is it gay to have a functional modern economy?

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

Imagine that the ONE THING you've been convinced your entire life is going to make everyone rich turns out to be an overnight killshot for the entire global economy

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

It's the Hamptons rental agencies I feel most sorry for.

Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands.

The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.

"What five things did you achieve last week ?"

I told OPM what I did last week

American journalism created a Watergate-infused culture of uncovering malfeasance that politicians were trying to hide — call it “Deep Throat syndrome”. Trump realized that “it’s not the crime, it’s the coverup” actually means that, if there’s no coverup, then it can’t be a crime.

Pretty sure ChatGPT o1 is a better programmer than I am

This has got to be one of the stupidest things ever posted on the internet

Elon Musk won’t really be president until Joe and Mika visit the Tesla headquarters in Austin.

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