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*fart noise*

*reverbs through hallway*

He/Him |35|
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This is gonna be one of those strong western civilization things and end up with the constitution in Comic Sans
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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rate my setup
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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This is just the beginning.
Paramount Pictures’ Twitter (X) account was reportedly hacked today and their bio was updated:

“Proud arm of the fascist regime”
December 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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jesus christ
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Reminder, the guy who runs ChatGPT is being sued by his little sister for sexually abusing her for a decade: www.cnn.com/2025/01/08/b...
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
this is how my ass feels like with my new 32" computer monitor
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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This happening over the span of a weekend is nuts, it makes me wonder how much of the “game” actually existed in a functional state that would cause the studio to do an investigation and decide not only was the development deceptive, but that the entire studio should be completely evaporated.
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Hey guys!

I have an idea: why don’t we just leave Warner Bros alone and let them recover from the crippling debt that the last pointless corporate acquisition saddled them with.

I don’t know… we could just let them make great entertainment.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Kevin Mayer Thinks the Battle for Warners Is Just Beginning: “We’re In For More Fireworks”
Mayer, who was one of the architects of Disney's $71 billion deal for Fox, which also saw a bidding war, said the Warner Bros. fight reminds him of that process.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Screenshotting this as a public service so no one who follows me has to hear Fallon's voice.

Given his reach and his reputation as America's harmless bedtime chuckle buddy, I'm really not sure there's a worse person in mass media. Just a cynical soulless hack.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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fate worse than death
view on reddit#vinesauce
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
kind of weird that it happened twice
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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A mistake we often make is thinking “shows its age” and “aged badly” are the same thing. I guarantee you that any game that looked good 20 years ago still looks good today.
a 20 year old console exclusive should not look this good
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Texas Democrats just did something historic under the leadership of new state party chair @kendallscudder.bsky.social. We have filed a candidate in EVERY 2026 race.

U.S. Senate: 1 of 1
U.S. House: 38 of 38
State Senate: 15 of 15
State House: 150 of 150
State Board of Education: 8 of 8
We Did It, Texas Dems, We Did It
Candidates in every legislative, statewide, and federal race. Now it’s time to build power where it counts.
www.lonestarleft.com
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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That Was Goku???
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Sure, sure — right before we all get crammed into our Economy Minus seats on the plane with no AC, let’s have all the midlife crisis dudes work up a good sweat.
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I think there's this -- sort of -- impatience some people have with me because I'm obsessed with my own work instead of the same IPs that have been beaten, broiled and burned to a crisp by megacorporations. This sort of thing just encourages me to remain that way.
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
christ

bestbuys website is held together by gum and ductape
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Gou Zhongwen, the former director of China's State General Administration of Sports, was sentenced to death with a two-year reprieve over taking bribes and abusing power.

He was also in charge of esports.

esportsadvocate.net/2025/12/form...
Former Chinese Government Esports Chief Receives Death Penalty - The
On Dec. 8, 68-year-old Gou Zhongwen, a former minister of the Chinese General Administration of Sport (CGAS), was sentenced to death with a two-year reprieve
esportsadvocate.net
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM