John Puma
@johnpuma.bsky.social
Host of @SakeRevolution 🎙️|🍶 Sake Fanatic 🍣 |👾 Tech Nerd 🎮 | 🇯🇵 Japan Enthusiast 🎌
The view from our hotel isn't bad
February 14, 2026 at 11:37 AM
The view from our hotel isn't bad
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Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does
February 5, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Elon not being happy despite having all the money is like someone losing at a game in tutorial mode, which he also does
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Whomever's been in charge of who lives and who dies lately needs to get their fucking priorities in order.
January 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Whomever's been in charge of who lives and who dies lately needs to get their fucking priorities in order.
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
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We get it, X sucks. Stop sharing screenshots. Every time it’s like seeing the last video log of the EVENT HORIZON.
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
We get it, X sucks. Stop sharing screenshots. Every time it’s like seeing the last video log of the EVENT HORIZON.
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It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣
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60 Minutes should do a segment on the Streisand Effect.
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
60 Minutes should do a segment on the Streisand Effect.
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Just assume the dark areas are Trump
Here's a quilt of Volume 4 of the Epstein document dump. Gives you a 10,000 foot view of the redactions. that's 2,704 docs.
December 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Just assume the dark areas are Trump
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I’m sorry- were there people who were unaware that most political Twitter accounts are fake until now?
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I’m sorry- were there people who were unaware that most political Twitter accounts are fake until now?
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I didn't have "The President of the United States affirms that he's a fascist" on my bingo card for today.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I didn't have "The President of the United States affirms that he's a fascist" on my bingo card for today.
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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I got asked if I want to pitch on (another) major franchise reboot at Paramount. I replied saying that I can't in good conscience work for a guy who is currently sitting down to dinner with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mohammed bin Salman. Maybe I'm my own worst enemy, but... fuck to the no.
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I got asked if I want to pitch on (another) major franchise reboot at Paramount. I replied saying that I can't in good conscience work for a guy who is currently sitting down to dinner with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Mohammed bin Salman. Maybe I'm my own worst enemy, but... fuck to the no.
@sandmanesq.bsky.social does this check out?
Look
Of all the Dragon Ball characters who COULD be in the Epstein files, Yamcha makes the most sense
- Washed-up athlete
- Had access to unsupervised fortune
- Massive jealousy complex(es)
- Arrested development as young teen
- Known adulterer
- Still hangs out with high school friends
Of all the Dragon Ball characters who COULD be in the Epstein files, Yamcha makes the most sense
- Washed-up athlete
- Had access to unsupervised fortune
- Massive jealousy complex(es)
- Arrested development as young teen
- Known adulterer
- Still hangs out with high school friends
fuck…Yamcha is mentioned in the Epstein files
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@sandmanesq.bsky.social does this check out?
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Terrible day to be literate
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Terrible day to be literate
I rage against the Dodgers hegemony and then....
World Series MVP Yoshinobu Yamamoto says #adoptdontshop 🥹
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I rage against the Dodgers hegemony and then....
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First Clinton, now this? Good for him
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 AM
First Clinton, now this? Good for him
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what is most hard is that running a successful games business is diametrically opposed to making a good game and almost every dev is trying to walk a fine line between certain economic collapse and total player delight
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
what is most hard is that running a successful games business is diametrically opposed to making a good game and almost every dev is trying to walk a fine line between certain economic collapse and total player delight
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Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
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Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider
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wu-tang pan ain't nothing to fuck with
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
wu-tang pan ain't nothing to fuck with
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
Still slaps, though I’m utterly heartbroken by its prescience.
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM