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Johnny Two Hats
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Wearer of many hats
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January 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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I can’t go to the grocery store alone right now because ICE is racially profiling and abducting people who aren’t white
Despite Trump’s promises, grocery prices are still rising fast. Families can’t afford this… when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
January 19, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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I’m sorry I’m not single-handedly overthrowing the government. It’s just that I don’t own any weapons and I have a “thing” about dying. I go to the protests and do my best to help others but the people “on my side” have spent my entire life giving tanks to racist cops. They made video games about it
January 19, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Bonus of sending a fuck you to FIFA, who seem determined to enable corruption the world over so that they too can benefit while the world burns around them...
Honestly boycotting the World Cup would be the most effective and probably the least disruptive of all of the options available to Europe. I’m not sure how you can send teams and fans to contribute to a spectacle designed entirely to celebrate a guy trying to invade your territory.
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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one thing i wish i could impress on a lot of you is that trump et al are not the only people with agency
January 19, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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I stopped watching much football years ago now, but I maintain that NFL Films is a miracle and (buying it in 1964 and long-term supporting it) is one of the coolest things an American sports league ever did.
This shot from NFL Films is unbelievable
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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A woman left a comment on Facebook criticizing the Mayor of Miami Beach,.

The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
January 19, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Honestly boycotting the World Cup would be the most effective and probably the least disruptive of all of the options available to Europe. I’m not sure how you can send teams and fans to contribute to a spectacle designed entirely to celebrate a guy trying to invade your territory.
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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Get the hell out of here with Shapiro. If you're in line for the Vice Presidency you're asked three dozen questions you'd sock anyone else in the mouth for. I've sat across the table from guys like him a hundred times and I always walk away richer.
January 19, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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Sure, he was young. A first-class or even decent politician doesn't talk like this, not at any age. Buttigieg has wanted to be president since he was born.
Josh Shapiro writes in his new book that he was being grilled by the Kamala Harris team about his views on Israel because he's a Jew.

In college, Josh Shapiro wrote that Palestinians as a collective "are too battle-minded" and that peace can only happen if Arabs don't "ruin it".
January 19, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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if Bill Belichick had just let them pay him money to go on TV for one more year he could've gotten at least 3 of these jobs to fight over him and instead he is going to spend the next 11 months trying to squeeze 6 wins out of the largest collection of 3-star recruits ever assembled
there’s something truly magical about a full 10 NFL head coaching jobs opening up in a year where the pool of candidates is the worst i have ever seen it
January 19, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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maybe we can tell him the Nobel Prize is stored within the catacombs next to our valuable cask of wine and see if he takes the bait
January 19, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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Quite a quote from Texans LB Azeez Al-Shaair, who was asked about his STOP THE GENOCIDE eye black after today’s game

www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
January 19, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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I’m not sure people outside the Twin Cites realize the prevalence and the fear ICE is causing in Twin Cities. They are dining undercover pretending to be couples at restaurants, they are going to businesses and checking the license plates of cars to find employees. Every public place is compromised.
January 19, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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[Dales] Sideline view of the Cole Kmet touchdown on 4th down twitter.com/StaceyDales/...
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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I know we’re post-truth, but “Emilia Clarke delivers a career-defining performance” is a bridge way too far.
January 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Not to sound like kind of an angry person at the moment, but all of the Philly folks being like we would do this differently. What exactly are we Minnesotans supposed to be doing differently? People are putting their bodies on the line against the full force of the federal government.
January 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I know, I know. Don't share screenshots from the other site. But:
January 19, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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"Philly ain't got the stones"
"Bitch when I was a kid we drove to the intersection where our goalie died to pick up bits of the car"
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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i need people to stop talking about ICE in philly like they are not already here and didn’t kill a guy last week
January 18, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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If you put pepper in your socks you’re a fucking dumbass
January 18, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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The incredibly lukewarm Democratic response on Greenland is being noticed in Europe, incidentally.

Chuck Schumer not finding a stronger word than “quixotic” for Trump’s plan to seize Greenland has been name checked to me more than once.
But Americans who want to save the alliance with Europe must have no illusions about how bad a condition this transatlantic partnership is in.
January 18, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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for philly ICE reporting from Juntos:
January 9, 2026 at 3:46 PM