Johannes T. Evans
@johannestevans.bsky.social
gay dandy. white & welsh. he/him. 18+.
check pinned for fantasy fiction, queer romance, and erotica.
cymru am byth.
my website: https://johannestevans.co.uk/
check pinned for fantasy fiction, queer romance, and erotica.
cymru am byth.
my website: https://johannestevans.co.uk/
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Hello! My name is Johannes T. Evans (he/him), and I am a gay, transgender, disabled author of fantasy, romance, horror, and erotic fiction based in West Yorkshire.
I write a huge array of fiction and non-fiction, and lots of it is available to read for FREE on my website:
www.johannestevans.co.uk
I write a huge array of fiction and non-fiction, and lots of it is available to read for FREE on my website:
www.johannestevans.co.uk
Tfw I'm an innocent baby pussycat wetting my paws in the sink where my pater just brushed his teeth and then said pater, evil and cruel, scoops me up and DRIES my PAWS on the towel whilst kissing my cheek!!!! Horrible!!! Mean!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Tfw I'm an innocent baby pussycat wetting my paws in the sink where my pater just brushed his teeth and then said pater, evil and cruel, scoops me up and DRIES my PAWS on the towel whilst kissing my cheek!!!! Horrible!!! Mean!!!
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had a shower and lorenzo sat in the bathroom with me and chatted / made sure i didn't fall and die. bertie demanded to come in the bathroom with us, then demanded to leave because he didn't realise the shower would be on and he was so upset about it
so eventually lorenzo let him out
so eventually lorenzo let him out
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
had a shower and lorenzo sat in the bathroom with me and chatted / made sure i didn't fall and die. bertie demanded to come in the bathroom with us, then demanded to leave because he didn't realise the shower would be on and he was so upset about it
so eventually lorenzo let him out
so eventually lorenzo let him out
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Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
the commitment of ireland's road safety authority to demand every pedestrian constantly paint themselves in neon orange from head to toe and wear flashing bells and lights or it's their fault if they get hit by a motorist rather than meaningfully addressing unsafe roads and junctions is incredible
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the commitment of ireland's road safety authority to demand every pedestrian constantly paint themselves in neon orange from head to toe and wear flashing bells and lights or it's their fault if they get hit by a motorist rather than meaningfully addressing unsafe roads and junctions is incredible
We have a really big plastic bag we use to transport laundry and it had like 3 pairs of dirty socks and some underwear in it. i just emptied it out over bertie who was lying on the sofa so lorenzo could take it upstairs filled with clean dry laundry
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We have a really big plastic bag we use to transport laundry and it had like 3 pairs of dirty socks and some underwear in it. i just emptied it out over bertie who was lying on the sofa so lorenzo could take it upstairs filled with clean dry laundry
Tv shows love to set up a really charged first scene between two women which is clearly potent and intimate and then reveal at the end of the scene that they're sisters instead of lesbians and it sucks every time. More lesbians and fewer siblings in television! (Unless the siblings are fucking)
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Tv shows love to set up a really charged first scene between two women which is clearly potent and intimate and then reveal at the end of the scene that they're sisters instead of lesbians and it sucks every time. More lesbians and fewer siblings in television! (Unless the siblings are fucking)
Turned on Defiance. After Nolan's fight in the underground club Datak Tarr is shaking them down for money and i was like "that's him!! That's the guy I like!"
And lorenzo looked at the screen and scoffed and went "you shock me."
Devastating but not unwarranted
And lorenzo looked at the screen and scoffed and went "you shock me."
Devastating but not unwarranted
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Turned on Defiance. After Nolan's fight in the underground club Datak Tarr is shaking them down for money and i was like "that's him!! That's the guy I like!"
And lorenzo looked at the screen and scoffed and went "you shock me."
Devastating but not unwarranted
And lorenzo looked at the screen and scoffed and went "you shock me."
Devastating but not unwarranted
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Call them everyday, as many times as you can for each artist friend you know they screwed over at their most desperate time. Fair play bitch. #FreeSpeech
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Call them everyday, as many times as you can for each artist friend you know they screwed over at their most desperate time. Fair play bitch. #FreeSpeech
Meanwhile I'm in bed for the third time today, miserable and unable to fucking do anything or enjoy anything (I've ordered vitamin D supplements now) and myrtle is curled up with me.
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Meanwhile I'm in bed for the third time today, miserable and unable to fucking do anything or enjoy anything (I've ordered vitamin D supplements now) and myrtle is curled up with me.
Lying in bed. I hear lorenzo on the stairs. I hear the bathroom door close. Cat scratches on the bathroom door. Plaintive miaow. The bathroom door opens, closes. Short pause. Cat scratches on the bathroom door.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Lying in bed. I hear lorenzo on the stairs. I hear the bathroom door close. Cat scratches on the bathroom door. Plaintive miaow. The bathroom door opens, closes. Short pause. Cat scratches on the bathroom door.
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Never in my life have I ever seen someone move and look so much like a fighting game original character
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Never in my life have I ever seen someone move and look so much like a fighting game original character
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Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
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Tom (mid-1970s) photograph by Anne Billson. From the days when I absolutely HAD to cram every available surface with clutter.
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Tom (mid-1970s) photograph by Anne Billson. From the days when I absolutely HAD to cram every available surface with clutter.
"Wrestling" with bertie by just grabbing his fur and plucking upwards, which he really enjoys, then just sort of wiggling him and shaking him and pedalling his paws. He purrs and leans into it and gets so sad when you stop
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
"Wrestling" with bertie by just grabbing his fur and plucking upwards, which he really enjoys, then just sort of wiggling him and shaking him and pedalling his paws. He purrs and leans into it and gets so sad when you stop
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if I was a hollywood dictator all movies would be entirely about off-putting men kissing and eating each other
if I was a hollywood dictator all movies would be entirely about Bjork beating men to death with a paperweight
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
if I was a hollywood dictator all movies would be entirely about off-putting men kissing and eating each other
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Looking For 🍑🍆💦: A Beginner’s Guide to Grindr for Trans Men
Approaching Grindr (and cruising culture) as a trans man.
johannestevans.co.uk/2025/11/24/l...
L pointed out to me I'd never actually cross-posted this one to the website, so here it is!
Approaching Grindr (and cruising culture) as a trans man.
johannestevans.co.uk/2025/11/24/l...
L pointed out to me I'd never actually cross-posted this one to the website, so here it is!
Looking For 🍑🍆💦: A Beginner’s Guide to Grindr for Trans Men
Repost from Medium, originally published November 2022, which is why I look so young and fresh-faced in the pictures, unlike today. Evidently I missed this one in my original porting over. Approach…
johannestevans.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Looking For 🍑🍆💦: A Beginner’s Guide to Grindr for Trans Men
Approaching Grindr (and cruising culture) as a trans man.
johannestevans.co.uk/2025/11/24/l...
L pointed out to me I'd never actually cross-posted this one to the website, so here it is!
Approaching Grindr (and cruising culture) as a trans man.
johannestevans.co.uk/2025/11/24/l...
L pointed out to me I'd never actually cross-posted this one to the website, so here it is!
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twink on TOP (of the grid) (my f1 au)
September 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
twink on TOP (of the grid) (my f1 au)
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a convenient hiding place
October 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
a convenient hiding place
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centaur cumflation won the poll 🙂↕️🙂↕️
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
centaur cumflation won the poll 🙂↕️🙂↕️
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he will be put in the TOWN STOCKS !!!
September 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
he will be put in the TOWN STOCKS !!!
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