Johannes T. Evans
@johannestevans.bsky.social
gay dandy. white & welsh. he/him. 18+.
check pinned for fantasy fiction, queer romance, and erotica.
cymru am byth.
my website: https://johannestevans.co.uk/
check pinned for fantasy fiction, queer romance, and erotica.
cymru am byth.
my website: https://johannestevans.co.uk/
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Hello! My name is Johannes T. Evans (he/him), and I am a gay, transgender, disabled author of fantasy, romance, horror, and erotic fiction based in West Yorkshire.
I write a huge array of fiction and non-fiction, and lots of it is available to read for FREE on my website:
www.johannestevans.co.uk
I write a huge array of fiction and non-fiction, and lots of it is available to read for FREE on my website:
www.johannestevans.co.uk
rogue, frustrated he can't bribe this official: the man is incorruptible. morally impregnable
barbarian, looking him: mm. nah. i can breed him
rogue as the barbarian starts walking away: that's not what I--
wizard: no no. let him try
barbarian, looking him: mm. nah. i can breed him
rogue as the barbarian starts walking away: that's not what I--
wizard: no no. let him try
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
rogue, frustrated he can't bribe this official: the man is incorruptible. morally impregnable
barbarian, looking him: mm. nah. i can breed him
rogue as the barbarian starts walking away: that's not what I--
wizard: no no. let him try
barbarian, looking him: mm. nah. i can breed him
rogue as the barbarian starts walking away: that's not what I--
wizard: no no. let him try
Local pervert loves the new spice rack
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Local pervert loves the new spice rack
If you're in and around Manchester today, come say hello and buy some books and badges from us as you browse the market!
#BookSky #Manchester
#BookSky #Manchester
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 AM
If you're in and around Manchester today, come say hello and buy some books and badges from us as you browse the market!
#BookSky #Manchester
#BookSky #Manchester
With my disabilty payment backpay we're mainly adding to kitchen storage so that everything is easier and more accessible for me, and part of that is trialling feeding the cats up on a worktop or at the kitchen table so that on the rare occasions it's me feeding them i don't have to bend or crouch
November 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
With my disabilty payment backpay we're mainly adding to kitchen storage so that everything is easier and more accessible for me, and part of that is trialling feeding the cats up on a worktop or at the kitchen table so that on the rare occasions it's me feeding them i don't have to bend or crouch
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KOSA will obliterate trans people's ability to have spaces and even communicate online. It MUST be stopped.
Tell your lawmakers to oppose the Kids Online Safety Act- there are better ways to protect kids online without throwing other vulnerable people under the bus.
www.stopkosa.com
www.stopkosa.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
KOSA will obliterate trans people's ability to have spaces and even communicate online. It MUST be stopped.
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I think about this every day of my life actually
no one has ever understood the assignment better
no one has ever understood the assignment better
These posters for the South Korean stage production of Macbeth are the greatest thing ever? #art
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I think about this every day of my life actually
no one has ever understood the assignment better
no one has ever understood the assignment better
Fancy girl in pater's lap
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Fancy girl in pater's lap
The funeral episode for house's dad makes me so insane. "Oh you need to do this for your mother, you need to say sorry to your mother"
Your mother who enabled your not-father's horrific abuse of you your entire life? They're lucky he didn't burn the church down
Your mother who enabled your not-father's horrific abuse of you your entire life? They're lucky he didn't burn the church down
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The funeral episode for house's dad makes me so insane. "Oh you need to do this for your mother, you need to say sorry to your mother"
Your mother who enabled your not-father's horrific abuse of you your entire life? They're lucky he didn't burn the church down
Your mother who enabled your not-father's horrific abuse of you your entire life? They're lucky he didn't burn the church down
Bertram has been temprorarily imprisoned in the hallway for myriad crimes, including trying to eat a hair tie, attempting to steal meaty sticks and creamy treats, and grabbing L's dressing gown belt
"He has become ungovernable. He is doing anything he can to prevent me studying chemistry."
"He has become ungovernable. He is doing anything he can to prevent me studying chemistry."
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Bertram has been temprorarily imprisoned in the hallway for myriad crimes, including trying to eat a hair tie, attempting to steal meaty sticks and creamy treats, and grabbing L's dressing gown belt
"He has become ungovernable. He is doing anything he can to prevent me studying chemistry."
"He has become ungovernable. He is doing anything he can to prevent me studying chemistry."
Yesterday's fit, btw
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Yesterday's fit, btw
Going through the door, lost my grip on my phone and spilt my drink. Made a noise of dismay, hurriedly put my glass aside and picked up my phone then went to get kitchen roll to mop it up
My beautiful cowardly daughter was HIDING from whatever threat had attacked me in the hallway in the kitchen
My beautiful cowardly daughter was HIDING from whatever threat had attacked me in the hallway in the kitchen
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Going through the door, lost my grip on my phone and spilt my drink. Made a noise of dismay, hurriedly put my glass aside and picked up my phone then went to get kitchen roll to mop it up
My beautiful cowardly daughter was HIDING from whatever threat had attacked me in the hallway in the kitchen
My beautiful cowardly daughter was HIDING from whatever threat had attacked me in the hallway in the kitchen
Handsome man on his adventures earlier this evening
November 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Handsome man on his adventures earlier this evening
woke up unable to move because my beautiful little boy son was asleep on top of both of my feet. got up to eat something and came back to bed for a little bit - we went to sleep at like 9pm and it's now midnight - and he brought me a pen (i think from lorenzo's desk), which i confiscated
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
woke up unable to move because my beautiful little boy son was asleep on top of both of my feet. got up to eat something and came back to bed for a little bit - we went to sleep at like 9pm and it's now midnight - and he brought me a pen (i think from lorenzo's desk), which i confiscated
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old art of a sun goddess
November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
old art of a sun goddess
In the gay bar at 4 in the afternoon and they just turned on the disco lights
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
In the gay bar at 4 in the afternoon and they just turned on the disco lights
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Hey all, do I have any UK based concept artists following me (or who knows anyone) who would be up for a long term 22 month contract working on Dragonwilds at Jagex? Remote with a very occasional day in office in Cambridge. Development experience and fantasy genre work is a must. Mid level role.
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Hey all, do I have any UK based concept artists following me (or who knows anyone) who would be up for a long term 22 month contract working on Dragonwilds at Jagex? Remote with a very occasional day in office in Cambridge. Development experience and fantasy genre work is a must. Mid level role.
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escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
WITH my new pip payment i have just purchased so much shit to make the kitchen more accessible, storage and tool and surface-wise
and i'm also out of the house bc i could get an uber into the city instead of having to wait for and then get on the bus, and it really does make such a difference
and i'm also out of the house bc i could get an uber into the city instead of having to wait for and then get on the bus, and it really does make such a difference
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
WITH my new pip payment i have just purchased so much shit to make the kitchen more accessible, storage and tool and surface-wise
and i'm also out of the house bc i could get an uber into the city instead of having to wait for and then get on the bus, and it really does make such a difference
and i'm also out of the house bc i could get an uber into the city instead of having to wait for and then get on the bus, and it really does make such a difference
out of interest, what are your favourite typical fanfic AU or premise tropes that you jump for whenever you see them in any fandom or original works?
for me it's obviously wingfic, i'm a slut for such things, and ofc i love fucked up royalty dynamics with indentured servants or magical betrothals
for me it's obviously wingfic, i'm a slut for such things, and ofc i love fucked up royalty dynamics with indentured servants or magical betrothals
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
out of interest, what are your favourite typical fanfic AU or premise tropes that you jump for whenever you see them in any fandom or original works?
for me it's obviously wingfic, i'm a slut for such things, and ofc i love fucked up royalty dynamics with indentured servants or magical betrothals
for me it's obviously wingfic, i'm a slut for such things, and ofc i love fucked up royalty dynamics with indentured servants or magical betrothals
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My personal feeling — and this is for me only, just my work, no one else’s — is that I don’t mind my ASMR leaking or being pirated because it still increases my overall brand recognition long-term
All I ask is that you throw me a couple bucks somewhere along the line. That’s really it for me
All I ask is that you throw me a couple bucks somewhere along the line. That’s really it for me
I imagine most of the people trying to claim that stealing indie ebooks is leftism simply have never had to worry about paying rent or for groceries but sorry, your desire for free luxury goods is outweighed by the material needs of their creators
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
My personal feeling — and this is for me only, just my work, no one else’s — is that I don’t mind my ASMR leaking or being pirated because it still increases my overall brand recognition long-term
All I ask is that you throw me a couple bucks somewhere along the line. That’s really it for me
All I ask is that you throw me a couple bucks somewhere along the line. That’s really it for me
Tfw I'm an innocent baby pussycat wetting my paws in the sink where my pater just brushed his teeth and then said pater, evil and cruel, scoops me up and DRIES my PAWS on the towel whilst kissing my cheek!!!! Horrible!!! Mean!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Tfw I'm an innocent baby pussycat wetting my paws in the sink where my pater just brushed his teeth and then said pater, evil and cruel, scoops me up and DRIES my PAWS on the towel whilst kissing my cheek!!!! Horrible!!! Mean!!!
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had a shower and lorenzo sat in the bathroom with me and chatted / made sure i didn't fall and die. bertie demanded to come in the bathroom with us, then demanded to leave because he didn't realise the shower would be on and he was so upset about it
so eventually lorenzo let him out
so eventually lorenzo let him out
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
had a shower and lorenzo sat in the bathroom with me and chatted / made sure i didn't fall and die. bertie demanded to come in the bathroom with us, then demanded to leave because he didn't realise the shower would be on and he was so upset about it
so eventually lorenzo let him out
so eventually lorenzo let him out
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Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
the commitment of ireland's road safety authority to demand every pedestrian constantly paint themselves in neon orange from head to toe and wear flashing bells and lights or it's their fault if they get hit by a motorist rather than meaningfully addressing unsafe roads and junctions is incredible
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the commitment of ireland's road safety authority to demand every pedestrian constantly paint themselves in neon orange from head to toe and wear flashing bells and lights or it's their fault if they get hit by a motorist rather than meaningfully addressing unsafe roads and junctions is incredible