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Johannes T. Evans
@johannestevans.bsky.social
gay dandy. white & welsh. he/him. 18+.

check pinned for fantasy fiction, queer romance, and erotica.

cymru am byth.
my website: https://johannestevans.co.uk/
Turned on Defiance. After Nolan's fight in the underground club Datak Tarr is shaking them down for money and i was like "that's him!! That's the guy I like!"

And lorenzo looked at the screen and scoffed and went "you shock me."

Devastating but not unwarranted
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
She went to the electric blanket and she was so confused it wasn't warm so i turned it on and this was her five minutes later
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Fancy lady LOVES her electric blanket
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Lifehack: spill squash everywhere so that pater goes to bed and you can spoon
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Movie night picks for the girls, gays, and theys!

Nice Guys is on here as people were surprised that it fucks.

boxd.it/QhN9a
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
after fixing the glitch (apparently several months ago i pasted in the hyperlink instead of the embed code, something i didn't do on any of the other scheduled crosswords), this month's crossword is now live!

enjoy:
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November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
ALSO when i passed through the shopping centre there was a man across the centre in all white. White wet look tracksuit bottoms and hoodie, white cap with a dark underside, white trainers, white phone case

And for a second all i saw was
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
On my way into the city to fetch meds for my beloved. I am not feeling great but he is worse

My ankle is Not Good. The NHS was like "if your ankle feels fucked up, rest it for two weeks before you bother us about it" and GUESS who is getting bothered this tuesday
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Doing a bunch of markets the next few weeks!

I'll be in Manchester and York, and then @acoupofowls.bsky.social is publishing my new fantasy novella, Eyes of Magic, as part of their December collection!
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The young man is named Alexandre, and he’s very quiet, barely speaks at all.

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November 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Had a great time launching AN UNCOMMON BETROTHAL last night!
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Wondered why i heard a yowl of complaint about half an hour ago, and apparently it was bertie insinuating himself next to myrtle and demanding a share of her personal space
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
He can’t help but squirm in his place, muffling his whines into his forearms and spreading his legs wider, which makes Ford laugh.

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November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“Please,” he whines, struggling helplessly to pull his hands free, to try to push himself out or climb out from the pit, but there’s no point...

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November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Mean big brother trying to wrestle with you so you curl up on top of pater's butt where you'll be safe and warm
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The fucking asshole is standing on the green and doing his fucking exercises, slowly extending one leg outward and standing on the other, helping himself balance with both hands on his stave.

“Well, let’s see you balance now, you officious prick."

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November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
why batjokes are the woooooorst (horny)

Full answer here: www.tumblr.com/johannesteva...
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
As he feels uncomfortable pressure abruptly release on each side, the frankincense-cum-citrus scent bursting into the air and mingling with the scent of the olives, Giorgos whines from low in his throat.

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November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Every day
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
in case anyone wanted a horrible insight into my psyche this evening
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Love getting my money's worth out of my autism diagnosis 😘
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I do want to get a nice opera cloak and a tweed or wool cape in an inverness style as well, but i really like this cape and obvs in capes and cloaks you have so much more motion than in a coat
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I bought it on a whim a few months back but just LOOK at how it colour matches my blue suit!
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
SOOOO ready for the paperback launch of this baby coming this Sunday, here in Leeds!

Wine and cheese have been ORDERED! Preorders have been dispatched! Books are ready to be stamped and signed! Just printed some last posters to put up around the city tomorrow!

#BookSky
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Who needs lingerie?
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM