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Johannes T. Evans
@johannestevans.bsky.social
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gay dandy. white & welsh. he/him. 18+.

check pinned for fantasy fiction, queer romance, and erotica.

cymru am byth.
my website: https://johannestevans.co.uk/
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Turned on Defiance. After Nolan's fight in the underground club Datak Tarr is shaking them down for money and i was like "that's him!! That's the guy I like!"

And lorenzo looked at the screen and scoffed and went "you shock me."

Devastating but not unwarranted
Datak Tarr, a pale-faced white-haired alien with pink eyes played by tony curran in the tv show defiance
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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She went to the electric blanket and she was so confused it wasn't warm so i turned it on and this was her five minutes later
myrtle, a small grey and orange cat with bright green eyes, happily sitting on an electric blanket with one paw outstretched
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Fancy lady LOVES her electric blanket
myrtle, a small grey and orange cat laid on an electric throw blanket with her front paws and delicately crossed over one another at the wrist
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Lifehack: spill squash everywhere so that pater goes to bed and you can spoon
https://youtu.be/DFFtkq_xxf4?si=SMDzH-dmh4tIf2c3
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Movie night picks for the girls, gays, and theys!

Nice Guys is on here as people were surprised that it fucks.

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A screenshot from letterboxd Movie Night Picks for the Girls, Gays, & Theys Fun or ultimately light-hearted action and/or comedy movies that are fast-paced, bizarre, queer, and/or unexpectedly - or expectedly! - progressive or feminist. No Marvel or DC movies (sorry, Harley Quinn and the Birds of Prey!), no sequels. There's some horror and thrillers, but they're generally sexy or funny or fucked-up in a fun way.
November 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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after fixing the glitch (apparently several months ago i pasted in the hyperlink instead of the embed code, something i didn't do on any of the other scheduled crosswords), this month's crossword is now live!

enjoy:
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the november crossword from the johannes t evans website, with the first clue being "award-winning nigerian-american author of science fantasy and sci-fi novels such as Binti and Who Fears Death (5,8)"
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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ALSO when i passed through the shopping centre there was a man across the centre in all white. White wet look tracksuit bottoms and hoodie, white cap with a dark underside, white trainers, white phone case

And for a second all i saw was
A space man on the moon. Neil armstrong probably
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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On my way into the city to fetch meds for my beloved. I am not feeling great but he is worse

My ankle is Not Good. The NHS was like "if your ankle feels fucked up, rest it for two weeks before you bother us about it" and GUESS who is getting bothered this tuesday
Me, a white man with glasses, a light beard, and big headphones, on the bus in an open sheepskin coat. I look sickly pale and exhausted and there's a SPOT on my LIP and I'm MAD about it
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Doing a bunch of markets the next few weeks!

I'll be in Manchester and York, and then @acoupofowls.bsky.social is publishing my new fantasy novella, Eyes of Magic, as part of their December collection!
upcoming events. saturday 29th november - manchester queer art market, 2pm to 5pm, the proud place, manchester friday 5th december - queerly made x-mas market, 5pm to 9pm, seesaw, manchester saturday 13th december - queer affaire winter market, 1pm to 6pm, little j's york december - a coup of owls, publishes eyes of magic, fantasy/romance novelette collection. sexy gay trans dude. writes fun queer fiction. sells books & badges. a green brocade wallpaper background with framed books hanging on it - heart of stone, an uncommon betrothal, a clean pig, strange liberty, and gerald poole and the pirates, and a photo of me selling books and badges at a market.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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The young man is named Alexandre, and he’s very quiet, barely speaks at all.

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Slice-of-life/romance short. A blackjack dealer notices a lonely young man. Photo by Javan Swaby via Pexels. 1.7k, rated T. Just some quiet companionship and bonding over loneliness in the early 1800s.
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Had a great time launching AN UNCOMMON BETROTHAL last night!
me laughing on stage, seated with a copy of an uncommon betrothal in my hands me reading from an uncommon betrothal me looking up midway through reading a pile of copies of an uncommon betrothal on display for sale on top of a tablecloth decorated with anchors and helm's wheels
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Wondered why i heard a yowl of complaint about half an hour ago, and apparently it was bertie insinuating himself next to myrtle and demanding a share of her personal space
Myrtle, a small grey british short hair with orange marbling, curled up on the sofa beside her big brother bertram, a grey british short hair. Myrtle looks very sleepy, whereas bertie is suspicious of the camera
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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He can’t help but squirm in his place, muffling his whines into his forearms and spreading his legs wider, which makes Ford laugh.

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in place. 482 words, rated e. m/m. spanking, masochism, pain play, mild cbt. www.johannestevans.co.uk.
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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“Please,” he whines, struggling helplessly to pull his hands free, to try to push himself out or climb out from the pit, but there’s no point...

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laboratory cow. 540 words. rated e. trans m/tentacles. tentacles, oviposition, noncon, belly bulging, overstimulation, lactation, milking, objectification
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Mean big brother trying to wrestle with you so you curl up on top of pater's butt where you'll be safe and warm
Myrtle, a small grey and orange cat in a blue collar, curled up on top of my butt and thighs on a pink and blue duvet
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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The fucking asshole is standing on the green and doing his fucking exercises, slowly extending one leg outward and standing on the other, helping himself balance with both hands on his stave.

“Well, let’s see you balance now, you officious prick."

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pocket toy. 601 words, rated e, Cis m/trans m. pocket pussy, mirror toy, public sex, dubious consent, size kink. doing erotic kink shorts. 500-1000 words, requests open. www.johannestevans.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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why batjokes are the woooooorst (horny)

Full answer here: www.tumblr.com/johannesteva...
melvinthedepressedrobot asked: was watching a video that mentioned batman and joker and a random question for you popped into my head - what is your favourite interpretation or personal headcanon for the Joker's backstory? Avatar Because the Joker only exists, in my mind, as an inverse to Batman, it's actually really important that his backstory isn't important basically at all. Batman is put together from his backstory. If they don't go to the cinema that night, if his parents don't die in that alleyway, if those pearls don't explode everywhere and dramatically roll through the dirt and greyscale puddles of that filthy city street, if Alfred isn't his only family from then-on, if he doesn't channel everything he is into avenging their deaths, there is no Batman.
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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As he feels uncomfortable pressure abruptly release on each side, the frankincense-cum-citrus scent bursting into the air and mingling with the scent of the olives, Giorgos whines from low in his throat.

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Like Lightning. 590 words, rated E. M/M. Bondage, wing grooming kink, overstimulation, crying. Doing erotic/kink shorts. 500-1000 words. requests open. www.johannestevans.co.uk
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Every day
a screenshot from the office of jim and Dwight. Jim's chalkboard sign originally read "0 days since our last nonsense" and now reads "0 days since i stepped on the cat"
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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in case anyone wanted a horrible insight into my psyche this evening
a chart of 30 character icons with the caption "oh yeah i'm NOT normal about him" 1. jas hook as played by dustin hoffman in hook (1991) but i mean hook in general. not disney hook or ouat hook obviously. just book hook and the 1991 and maybe the 2003 2. smee as played by bob hoskins in hook (1991). same applies. 3. heimdall as played by idris elba in the mcu. 4. harold finch from person of interest, played by michael emerson. 5. benjamin sisko from star trek deep space nine, played by avery brooks. 6. majima goro from the yakuza games. 7. julian bashir from ds9, played by alexander siddig. 8. hector barbossa from pirates of the caribbean played by geoffrey rush. 9. jeeves from jeeves and wooster. 10. elim garak from ds9 played by andrew robinson. 11. ian malcolm from jurassic park played by jeff goldblum 12. isidore latham from chicago med played by ato essandoh. 13. crowley from supernatural played by mark shepard. 14. lan xichen from the untamed played by liu haikuan. 15. the joker from batman: the animated series and the dcu 16. havelock vetinari as played by jeremy irons in the colour of magic 17. pietro maximoff from the marvel 616. 18. eli gold as played by alan cumming in the good wife. 19. alan shore played by james spader in boston legal. 20. tywin lannister played by charles dance in game of thrones. 21. daniel charles played by oliver platt in chicago med. 22. aziraphale from the book, good omens. 23. dorian from beyond human, played by michael ealy. 24. hank mccoy from the 616. 25. zevran arainai from dragon age. 26. kim kitsuragi from disco elysium. 27. cutler beckett from potc played by tom hollander 28. kabru from dungeon meshi 29. hotch from criminal minds played by thomas gibson 30. greg house from hate crimes md played by hugh laurie
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Love getting my money's worth out of my autism diagnosis 😘
A jackpot screen on an arcade game that's giving me 725 tickets
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I do want to get a nice opera cloak and a tweed or wool cape in an inverness style as well, but i really like this cape and obvs in capes and cloaks you have so much more motion than in a coat
me, a white man in big headphones with a red bandana and glasses, wearing a dark blue high-collared cape with oversized buttons. my red scarf is visible peeking out from inside the collar. i am smiling.
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I bought it on a whim a few months back but just LOOK at how it colour matches my blue suit!
The fleece fabric of the cape I'm wearing compared with the blue plaid pattern of my suit trousers, which are a rich dark blue with dotted plaid stripes in other shades of blue, white, and black
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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SOOOO ready for the paperback launch of this baby coming this Sunday, here in Leeds!

Wine and cheese have been ORDERED! Preorders have been dispatched! Books are ready to be stamped and signed! Just printed some last posters to put up around the city tomorrow!

#BookSky
an uncommon betrothal by johannes t evans for £3.99 on www.johannestevans.co.uk/shop - disabled joy and body positivity through chronic pain and sexual exploration. alexos fox, an introverted academic and polio survivor, is naturally quite sad when the long-time butler of his household, the man who all but raised him, retires. he is not at all prepared for the old man's replacement: his exceedingly attractive and painfully tempting nephew. m/m eroti romance, rated E, 100k. set 1927, primarily in west sussex, england. BOOK LAUNCH: AN UNCOMMON BETROTHAL BY JOHANNES T EVANS a gentleman polio survivor falls in love and lust with his sexy new butler in 1920s england. erotic romance featuring joyful queerness and disability. sunday 16th november. 6pm until 10pm. wharf chambers members club, leeds. disability rep, chronic pain, body positivity, mobility aids, butler/gentleman relationship. gay trans disabled author. author reading & q&a signed books for sale wine & cheese you must be a whard member or guest of a member to attend. joining costs £2. see wharchambers.org/membership
November 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Who needs lingerie?
A photo of a man's hairy calf, foot in a blue and red sock, which is held up by a black sock garter with silver buckles
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM