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@joedobner.bsky.social
floats like an anchor, stings like a moth. he/him with occasional hee/haw
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understand that failures of the past are not due to “wreckers in the movement” but due to the enormity of the opposition you’re up against. it takes more than one big swing. it takes consistency. it is a marathon. stop trying to sprint.
February 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
understand that failures of the past are not due to “wreckers in the movement” but due to the enormity of the opposition you’re up against. it takes more than one big swing. it takes consistency. it is a marathon. stop trying to sprint.
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It's Friday night, post saber
February 7, 2026 at 2:51 AM
It's Friday night, post saber
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Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
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In Minneapolis, people are literally singing resistance before marching to the hotels where ICE agents are staying—inviting them to defect and join us in solidarity. It’s an action rooted in compassion, courage, and collective humanity. Transforming fear into shared power.
February 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
In Minneapolis, people are literally singing resistance before marching to the hotels where ICE agents are staying—inviting them to defect and join us in solidarity. It’s an action rooted in compassion, courage, and collective humanity. Transforming fear into shared power.
I'm nigh certain a guard or DHS agent was measles patient 0 at Dilley.
NEW: @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social is calling for Dilley Immigration Center to be “shut down immediately.”
Dilley released Liam Ramos. But hundreds of children who remain in the facility are facing a measles outbreak. The highly contagious disease can be deadly.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/02/h...
Dilley released Liam Ramos. But hundreds of children who remain in the facility are facing a measles outbreak. The highly contagious disease can be deadly.
thebarbedwire.com/2026/02/02/h...
Hundreds of Kids, Including Infants, Are Still at the ICE Facility That Released Liam Ramos. Now There’s a Measles Outbreak.
Rep. Joaquin Castro, who visited last week, is calling for the facility to be “shut down immediately” after measles outbreak.
thebarbedwire.com
February 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I'm nigh certain a guard or DHS agent was measles patient 0 at Dilley.
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
More like concentrationkampperez.house.gov
@gluesenkampperez.house.gov look what your vote is funding, u must be so proud ❤️
ICE Detains 2-Year-Old Girl Days After Using 5-Year-Old as Bait
ICE agents continue to target kids as they crack down on Minneapolis.
newrepublic.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:20 AM
More like concentrationkampperez.house.gov
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Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."
January 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Wise words from WEB DuBois to gird us today: "It would be shame and cowardice to surrender this glorious land and its opportunities for civilization and humanity to the thugs and lynchers, the mobs and profiteers, the monopolists & gamblers who today choke its soul and steal its resources."
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Weber State with a "WTF did I just watch? (Complimentary)" to win the partner stunt competition at nats
www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx...
www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx...
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Weber State with a "WTF did I just watch? (Complimentary)" to win the partner stunt competition at nats
www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx...
www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx...
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Evergreen Comix.
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Evergreen Comix.
Hell yeah, I'mma use all that power for good, not evil
<uses ring for good>
Oh no
<uses ring for good>
Oh no
January 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Hell yeah, I'mma use all that power for good, not evil
<uses ring for good>
Oh no
<uses ring for good>
Oh no
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We delved too deep in the Lincoln Square parking garage and encountered a Bellerog.
he;lp
he;lp
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
We delved too deep in the Lincoln Square parking garage and encountered a Bellerog.
he;lp
he;lp
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Look what we’ve done America. We’ve gone and made Weird Al angry
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Look what we’ve done America. We’ve gone and made Weird Al angry
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An employer payroll tax for high-earners is a policy #WaLeg must pass to provide critical funding for WA communities & to fight harmful federal funding cuts. (➡️ B&PC's Emily V drops some knowledge in this article!) @emv4.bsky.social @organizewithshaun.bsky.social www.thestranger.com/news/2025/12...
Rep. Shaun Scott Wants to Fight Trump Cuts with a Statewide Payroll Tax
Scott introduced a small package of bills to make up for the cuts in Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill,” but the “Well Washington Fund” is the centerpiece. The payroll tax is s...
www.thestranger.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
An employer payroll tax for high-earners is a policy #WaLeg must pass to provide critical funding for WA communities & to fight harmful federal funding cuts. (➡️ B&PC's Emily V drops some knowledge in this article!) @emv4.bsky.social @organizewithshaun.bsky.social www.thestranger.com/news/2025/12...
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
AI dorks are really not beating the "we want to create God then ask Him for money" allegations
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
AI dorks are really not beating the "we want to create God then ask Him for money" allegations
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
Ultra-realistic automatons that look, sound, and act like the real being they're modeled after is the Great Filter in the Drake equation.
All intelligent biological species in the universe that advance past this point either die out or become Space Amish.
All intelligent biological species in the universe that advance past this point either die out or become Space Amish.
November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ultra-realistic automatons that look, sound, and act like the real being they're modeled after is the Great Filter in the Drake equation.
All intelligent biological species in the universe that advance past this point either die out or become Space Amish.
All intelligent biological species in the universe that advance past this point either die out or become Space Amish.
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Today I'm calling on @governorferguson.bsky.social to declare a state of emergency: the expiration of SNAP benefits for nearly one million Washingtonians will be a disaster for the health of many, and for the economic health of the state. We must join other state governments and act swiftly.
October 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Today I'm calling on @governorferguson.bsky.social to declare a state of emergency: the expiration of SNAP benefits for nearly one million Washingtonians will be a disaster for the health of many, and for the economic health of the state. We must join other state governments and act swiftly.
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Very important to not fall for the feigned helplessness of neoliberals in control of blue state governments:
Fully administering food stamps would cost Washington at most 1% of its entire budget, and I have to believe it’d be even less for New York, California, Illinois, et al.
Fully administering food stamps would cost Washington at most 1% of its entire budget, and I have to believe it’d be even less for New York, California, Illinois, et al.
It kind of boggles my mind that Gov. Ferguson hasn’t done this yet? Seems like a very easy call to be able to free up other funds to support SNAP recipients.
Today I'm calling on @governorferguson.bsky.social to declare a state of emergency: the expiration of SNAP benefits for nearly one million Washingtonians will be a disaster for the health of many, and for the economic health of the state. We must join other state governments and act swiftly.
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Very important to not fall for the feigned helplessness of neoliberals in control of blue state governments:
Fully administering food stamps would cost Washington at most 1% of its entire budget, and I have to believe it’d be even less for New York, California, Illinois, et al.
Fully administering food stamps would cost Washington at most 1% of its entire budget, and I have to believe it’d be even less for New York, California, Illinois, et al.