Jess
@jmrovka.bsky.social
Mostly soccer with a chance of theater or music.
Not very often you see a Running Back pull an "ope, just gonna squeeze right past ya" after patiently waiting for a gap to open.
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Not very often you see a Running Back pull an "ope, just gonna squeeze right past ya" after patiently waiting for a gap to open.
Elite Athlete Sam Darnold.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Elite Athlete Sam Darnold.
I'm gonna need a logo infographic of the NFL logo that explains the parts of it. Like try to explain away why there is a football and the font choice of NFL.
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 AM
I'm gonna need a logo infographic of the NFL logo that explains the parts of it. Like try to explain away why there is a football and the font choice of NFL.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Hey Charlie, you got that National Arrangement ready?
Yeah, really sexy. Just like you wanted.
Yeah, really sexy. Just like you wanted.
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Hey Charlie, you got that National Arrangement ready?
Yeah, really sexy. Just like you wanted.
Yeah, really sexy. Just like you wanted.
"We Got." ? What the hell kinda flag is that?
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
"We Got." ? What the hell kinda flag is that?
Sorry Patriots. Kendrick declared last year that nobody named Drake is welcome at the Super Bowl.
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Sorry Patriots. Kendrick declared last year that nobody named Drake is welcome at the Super Bowl.
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it's the fact that the goalie couldn't even move for me
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
it's the fact that the goalie couldn't even move for me
I'm gonna assume there are so many people in hi-viz with hardhats around the ice for this Can v Sui game because the stadium is still under construction.
February 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I'm gonna assume there are so many people in hi-viz with hardhats around the ice for this Can v Sui game because the stadium is still under construction.
90s hockey video games really gave me an unrealistic expectation for how effective one timer slap shots are vs reality in hockey.
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
90s hockey video games really gave me an unrealistic expectation for how effective one timer slap shots are vs reality in hockey.
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
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Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
February 6, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too
KATSEYE's dance style can best be described as a reindeer trying to dance like a human in a sexy way but they've never seen a human dance before.
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 AM
KATSEYE's dance style can best be described as a reindeer trying to dance like a human in a sexy way but they've never seen a human dance before.
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and this is why a key part of my platform is to give every trans women a mech suit
Hey look a new high quality scientific study showing that trans women on HRT have no athletic advantage over cis women
New research shows trans women have NO athletic advantage over cisgender women
A landmark scientific review published this week has delivered one of the clearest messages yet in the global debate over trans inclusion in sport: trans women do not demonstrate athletic advantages o...
www.scenemag.co.uk
February 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
and this is why a key part of my platform is to give every trans women a mech suit
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Not in the Epstein files:
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants
In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants
In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above
February 3, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Not in the Epstein files:
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants
In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above
- trans people
- migrants and asylum seekers
- people who arrive in small boats
- benefits claimants
In the Epstein files:
- rich white guys who tell you (or pay people to tell you) to hate the people above
Back to using 4 monitors at work just to assert my dominance.
February 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Back to using 4 monitors at work just to assert my dominance.
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Punxsutawney Phil is merely an elected official, please stop fedposting threats and get out there and primary him.
February 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Punxsutawney Phil is merely an elected official, please stop fedposting threats and get out there and primary him.
We all hate Tom Emmer for free on the daily.
Tom Emmer lies about his own constituents: "If you go to my state, the pictures you're seeing of these mobs in Minneapolis, these are paid agitators and protesters. Yeah, you got some Minnesotan anarchists that are in there, but they are people coming from outside our state."
February 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
We all hate Tom Emmer for free on the daily.
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Seeing how shite the elites are at writing emails you start to see why they think gen ai is magic and the bees knees
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Seeing how shite the elites are at writing emails you start to see why they think gen ai is magic and the bees knees
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This is real
Proud to earn the endorsement of Patriotic Millionaires.
When even millionaires are saying the system is rigged, it’s clear we need a complete overhaul to rebuild an economy that rewards hard work and creates opportunity for all Americans.
When even millionaires are saying the system is rigged, it’s clear we need a complete overhaul to rebuild an economy that rewards hard work and creates opportunity for all Americans.
January 31, 2026 at 7:39 PM
This is real
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I'm so angry at how accurate this is.
"Sources with teams in the league state that players themselves did not receive a phone call, but were sent a form email that stated, “look, if you were any better you wouldn’t be here in the first place so just deal with it and show your papers.”"
"Sources with teams in the league state that players themselves did not receive a phone call, but were sent a form email that stated, “look, if you were any better you wouldn’t be here in the first place so just deal with it and show your papers.”"
Major League Soccer Reassures Sponsors And Advertisers That They Will Be Protected From ICE Related Protests
www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...
www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...
Major League Soccer Reassures Sponsors And Advertisers That They Will Be Protected From ICE Related Protests — The Nutmeg News
Major League Soccer (MLS) went out of their way to reassure sponsors and advertisers that they will be protected from ICE related protests as they stated, “We told our fans nothing political and we me...
www.thenutmegnews.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I'm so angry at how accurate this is.
"Sources with teams in the league state that players themselves did not receive a phone call, but were sent a form email that stated, “look, if you were any better you wouldn’t be here in the first place so just deal with it and show your papers.”"
"Sources with teams in the league state that players themselves did not receive a phone call, but were sent a form email that stated, “look, if you were any better you wouldn’t be here in the first place so just deal with it and show your papers.”"
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I wanted to draw something new for Goblin Week so here we go.... (he's trying to increase his Armour Class)
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I wanted to draw something new for Goblin Week so here we go.... (he's trying to increase his Armour Class)
Name a better pairing than a Minnesota sports team and a "Refs You Suck" chant.
January 29, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Name a better pairing than a Minnesota sports team and a "Refs You Suck" chant.
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