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jessetpierson.bsky.social
@jessetpierson.bsky.social
Teacher. Coach. Pet dad. Total wife guy.
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buddy went to the barber and said 'give me the bad ronaldo statue'
February 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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No we don’t you worthless lump of campaign bribes, we want ICE abolished and every person who committed crimes, as well as those who allowed it to happen, prosecuted. Go fucking retire, you’ve done enough damage already.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Things are dark right now, but one of our high school chapters has so many sign ups that they had to schedule two separate times for their *inaugural* meeting.

The kids see what is happening, and they aren't gonna let democracy fade without a fight.
January 30, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Some people like snow. Nobody likes ice.
January 24, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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When you think the food carried out of the kitchen might be yours
January 20, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
The #Colts last won the AFC South in the 2014-15 season.
Since April of 2014 (cheating a little, admittedly), every other team in the division has had at least one AFCS title AND at least one 1st overall pick.
Indy has had neither.
#NFL #Mediocrity
January 5, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Pinning your happiness on politics will lead to bitterness.
Pinning your happiness on sports will lead to disappointment.
Pinning your happiness on pets will lead to heartbreak.
Pinning your happiness on philosophy, though? Well, let's just say you must imagine yourself happy.
January 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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From ESPN Research: the Colts are the first team in the Super Bowl era to at one point be 6 games over .500, and then end the season with a losing record.
January 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Watching Riley Leonard and....the Colts deserve a lot of smoke for going with Rivers, man
January 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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For some reason this tweet comes to mind today.
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
🎵 And when the band plays, "Hail To The Chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you 🎵
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Teacher here. While this is true, I will ask: is it necessary? School should prepare children for the world that they're going to enter. Whether it does that effectively is a discussion for another day, but it's ok to admit that some things kids used to know aren't relevant to today's world. 🤷‍♂️
It's 2026.

Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:

* Dial a rotary telephone

* Tell time from an analog clock

* Read or write cursive

* Decipher Roman numerals

* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass

* Balance a checkbook

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January 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The Thong Song being reworked into a ToyotaThon jingle made me laugh to beat the band. Well done.
December 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Feeling like I want me a quiche
Feeling like I want bread with cheese
December 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@cbssports.bsky.social playing "What's my age again?" leading into commercial after a Philip Rivers touchdown pass in the year 2025?
a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
ALT: a man in a pink sweater is standing in front of a bar
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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My dad's favorite saying was the two things every asshole has are bad opinions and a cowboy hat
December 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM