Crocky Jeremy
@jerothom44.bsky.social
Amateur dog walker. My favorite plane is the A 10 Thunderbolt II. I put ketchup on hot dogs. This may become a Crocky J stan account.
The odds of a prom queen being named Bella Deball are slim but never zero.
January 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The odds of a prom queen being named Bella Deball are slim but never zero.
Do you think Melania will show up to accept her Razzie?
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Do you think Melania will show up to accept her Razzie?
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Prince's death is even more tragic now cause there's no way in hell he'd allow this madness to happen in his beloved hometown of Minneapolis.
January 25, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Prince's death is even more tragic now cause there's no way in hell he'd allow this madness to happen in his beloved hometown of Minneapolis.
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Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
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Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
January 23, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
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If you want to shout devastating but technically non-threatening things at ICE, you can say, "you look like your mom chose shitty men to be your step dads." Or "you look like your dad always had an excuse for missing your birthday."
January 22, 2026 at 8:03 PM
If you want to shout devastating but technically non-threatening things at ICE, you can say, "you look like your mom chose shitty men to be your step dads." Or "you look like your dad always had an excuse for missing your birthday."
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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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Old ICE Agents sharing war stories in a bar: "Remember when we killed that mom," "Or when we teargassed an infant," "Dragged a disabled woman out of a car," "And when the Minnesota cold give us the excuse to blame our small dicks on shrinky dink..."
January 18, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Old ICE Agents sharing war stories in a bar: "Remember when we killed that mom," "Or when we teargassed an infant," "Dragged a disabled woman out of a car," "And when the Minnesota cold give us the excuse to blame our small dicks on shrinky dink..."
The depressing part is ten years from now we'll be looking back fondly at today. Remember before democracy fell? Remember before the 3rd World War? Remember back when climate change hadn't caused the crops to fail and caused mass starvation? Remember when clean water was abundant? Good times!
January 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
The depressing part is ten years from now we'll be looking back fondly at today. Remember before democracy fell? Remember before the 3rd World War? Remember back when climate change hadn't caused the crops to fail and caused mass starvation? Remember when clean water was abundant? Good times!
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Want to Stop ICE? Go After Its Corporate Collaborators.
ICE can’t function without help from the private sector. So we should force the private sector to stop helping.
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
ICE can’t function without help from the private sector. So we should force the private sector to stop helping.
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
Want to Stop ICE? Go After Its Corporate Collaborators.
ICE can’t function without help from the private sector. So we should force the private sector to stop helping.
www.thenation.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Want to Stop ICE? Go After Its Corporate Collaborators.
ICE can’t function without help from the private sector. So we should force the private sector to stop helping.
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
ICE can’t function without help from the private sector. So we should force the private sector to stop helping.
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
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If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION"
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
January 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION"
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
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The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
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Fun fact #6, States have the power to enforce their traffic laws against private rental vehicles whose plates have been removed or altered.
A Hertz rental driven by an ICE agent is not a G.O.V. it's a private vehicle
Local governments can offer bonuses to tow truck drivers for enforcing this law.
A Hertz rental driven by an ICE agent is not a G.O.V. it's a private vehicle
Local governments can offer bonuses to tow truck drivers for enforcing this law.
January 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Fun fact #6, States have the power to enforce their traffic laws against private rental vehicles whose plates have been removed or altered.
A Hertz rental driven by an ICE agent is not a G.O.V. it's a private vehicle
Local governments can offer bonuses to tow truck drivers for enforcing this law.
A Hertz rental driven by an ICE agent is not a G.O.V. it's a private vehicle
Local governments can offer bonuses to tow truck drivers for enforcing this law.
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✨ It's perfecty legal to refuse to hire forner CBP and ICE employees. Throw those resumes in the trash. ✨
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
✨ It's perfecty legal to refuse to hire forner CBP and ICE employees. Throw those resumes in the trash. ✨
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The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
the single line that has saved me the most hassle in my life is "lefty loosey righty tighty"
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
Is it me or does it seem like everyone who drives a Corvette is an absolute trash bag?
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Is it me or does it seem like everyone who drives a Corvette is an absolute trash bag?
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"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
"America is an oil company with an army."
—George Carlin
—George Carlin
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
Dear Greenland, instead of fighting the inevitable invasion and annexation, start picking out names for your NFL expansion team. Perhaps the Nuuk Seals? Maybe the Sisimiut Narwhals? Look on the bright side is all I'm saying.
January 4, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Dear Greenland, instead of fighting the inevitable invasion and annexation, start picking out names for your NFL expansion team. Perhaps the Nuuk Seals? Maybe the Sisimiut Narwhals? Look on the bright side is all I'm saying.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier