Crocky Jeremy
@jerothom44.bsky.social
Amateur dog walker. My favorite plane is the A 10 Thunderbolt II. I put ketchup on hot dogs. This may become a Crocky J stan account.
No doubt our Commander is Chief will have a poignant remark about the passing of Reverend Jackson.
February 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
No doubt our Commander is Chief will have a poignant remark about the passing of Reverend Jackson.
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Yes. Damn.
February 17, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Yes. Damn.
I want Edgar Wright to do a Punch Out movie Scott Pilgrim style compromised of actors from the cast of The Office. Hear me out.
February 12, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I want Edgar Wright to do a Punch Out movie Scott Pilgrim style compromised of actors from the cast of The Office. Hear me out.
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Weird how MAGA didn't whine when Bad Bunny became WWE 24/7 Champion. Apparently it's just us libtards who watch wrasslin.
February 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Weird how MAGA didn't whine when Bad Bunny became WWE 24/7 Champion. Apparently it's just us libtards who watch wrasslin.
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I would rather run out of AI than run out of water.
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I would rather run out of AI than run out of water.
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True in 2025 and will continue to be true in 2026: The establishment is not unbeatable. They only go unchallenged.
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 AM
True in 2025 and will continue to be true in 2026: The establishment is not unbeatable. They only go unchallenged.
Do you think music stores are tired of people calling up asking if they sell tiny violins to play for Bill Belichick not getting into the Hall of Fame?
February 4, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Do you think music stores are tired of people calling up asking if they sell tiny violins to play for Bill Belichick not getting into the Hall of Fame?
I wonder what code the Secret Service uses when he fills his diaper.
February 3, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I wonder what code the Secret Service uses when he fills his diaper.
Competitions between police and firefighters is often called Guns n Hoses which is odd because Shoots and Ladders seems more obvious.
January 29, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Competitions between police and firefighters is often called Guns n Hoses which is odd because Shoots and Ladders seems more obvious.
The odds of a prom queen being named Bella Deball are slim but never zero.
January 27, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The odds of a prom queen being named Bella Deball are slim but never zero.
Do you think Melania will show up to accept her Razzie?
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Do you think Melania will show up to accept her Razzie?
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Prince's death is even more tragic now cause there's no way in hell he'd allow this madness to happen in his beloved hometown of Minneapolis.
January 25, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Prince's death is even more tragic now cause there's no way in hell he'd allow this madness to happen in his beloved hometown of Minneapolis.
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Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
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Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
January 23, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
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If you want to shout devastating but technically non-threatening things at ICE, you can say, "you look like your mom chose shitty men to be your step dads." Or "you look like your dad always had an excuse for missing your birthday."
January 22, 2026 at 8:03 PM
If you want to shout devastating but technically non-threatening things at ICE, you can say, "you look like your mom chose shitty men to be your step dads." Or "you look like your dad always had an excuse for missing your birthday."
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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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Old ICE Agents sharing war stories in a bar: "Remember when we killed that mom," "Or when we teargassed an infant," "Dragged a disabled woman out of a car," "And when the Minnesota cold give us the excuse to blame our small dicks on shrinky dink..."
January 18, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Old ICE Agents sharing war stories in a bar: "Remember when we killed that mom," "Or when we teargassed an infant," "Dragged a disabled woman out of a car," "And when the Minnesota cold give us the excuse to blame our small dicks on shrinky dink..."
The depressing part is ten years from now we'll be looking back fondly at today. Remember before democracy fell? Remember before the 3rd World War? Remember back when climate change hadn't caused the crops to fail and caused mass starvation? Remember when clean water was abundant? Good times!
January 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
The depressing part is ten years from now we'll be looking back fondly at today. Remember before democracy fell? Remember before the 3rd World War? Remember back when climate change hadn't caused the crops to fail and caused mass starvation? Remember when clean water was abundant? Good times!
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Want to Stop ICE? Go After Its Corporate Collaborators.
ICE can’t function without help from the private sector. So we should force the private sector to stop helping.
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
ICE can’t function without help from the private sector. So we should force the private sector to stop helping.
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
Want to Stop ICE? Go After Its Corporate Collaborators.
ICE can’t function without help from the private sector. So we should force the private sector to stop helping.
www.thenation.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Want to Stop ICE? Go After Its Corporate Collaborators.
ICE can’t function without help from the private sector. So we should force the private sector to stop helping.
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
ICE can’t function without help from the private sector. So we should force the private sector to stop helping.
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
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If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION"
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
January 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION"
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.
I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
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The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The tragic death of Renee Nicole Good, a 37-year old mother fatally shot by ICE, shows that ICE can’t be reformed and must be abolished.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
I’ll be introducing the Abolish ICE Act as a step toward justice, accountability, and humanity in our immigration policy.
Time to melt ICE.
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Fun fact #6, States have the power to enforce their traffic laws against private rental vehicles whose plates have been removed or altered.
A Hertz rental driven by an ICE agent is not a G.O.V. it's a private vehicle
Local governments can offer bonuses to tow truck drivers for enforcing this law.
A Hertz rental driven by an ICE agent is not a G.O.V. it's a private vehicle
Local governments can offer bonuses to tow truck drivers for enforcing this law.
January 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Fun fact #6, States have the power to enforce their traffic laws against private rental vehicles whose plates have been removed or altered.
A Hertz rental driven by an ICE agent is not a G.O.V. it's a private vehicle
Local governments can offer bonuses to tow truck drivers for enforcing this law.
A Hertz rental driven by an ICE agent is not a G.O.V. it's a private vehicle
Local governments can offer bonuses to tow truck drivers for enforcing this law.